Eevee!

[ariadosanon]

What’s so GREAT about EEVEE anyways?

[gabbies-eevee-emporium]

Everything

Everything is great about Eevee

:3

[eve-the-eevee]

I agree :3

[oldnewtrainer]

henlo

I am henry

I scared once and bad things happen

so I don’t come out much

I nice, promise

be friend ?

I look like this long time ago ->

[interregionalgyminspections]

It's nice to meet you, Henry.

[oldnewtrainer]

Henlo! Nice to meet!

[mysticthemulticolouredmew]

New friend?

[oldnewtrainer]

Love friend!

friend!!!!!

[mysticthemulticolouredmew]

(Troi's tail wags)

Friend!!!!!!

[eve-the-eevee]

*breaks in*

Eevee?! (Friend??)

[itsapmseymour]

Today I learned if you hold the like button on Tumblr iOS mobile it shoots out a flurry of hearts instead of one

[eve-the-eevee]

Tried it, super adorable!

…

I mean Eevee 00;

[butchdykekondraki-moved]

I think your presence would kill a tiktok-based queer person

this is literally the highest compliment ever

[manndraki]

For some reason i thought it would be a tumblr heritage post and got shocked to see only 47 notes...

[butchdykekondraki-moved]

do NOT invoke this curse on my post

[butchdykekondraki-moved]

i fucking told yall this wouldnt break containment. i was correct once again

[iamunabletothinkofablogname]

WAIT PEOPLE ON TUMBLR ARE REAL FUCKING PEOPLE

[yahooo-official]

no im a search engibe

[the-official-publix-deactivated]

no im not im a grocery store

[redd-heavennx]

No I’m a shit music platform

[im-the-real-roblox-i-swear]

No I'm an online game

[offficial-united-states]

NO IM A COUNTRY

[india-official]

Yeah no I'm a country too. Not a real person sorry

[massachusetts-official]

[dear-ao3]

no im a fanfic website

[staffs-secret-blog]

Nope I'm Staff

[rescued-snom]

cc • )_)__\ I am snom

[eve-the-eevee]

Uhhhh…Eevee?

[i-am-a-wooloo]

*Ahem*

…

Mareep.

[i-am-a-murkrow]

Corvisquire doesn't think that is right

...

...wait...

[i-am-protosnom]

(cc *))_)__\

(cc* ))_)__\

(cc -))_)__\ wurmple

[engineer-snom]

cc( U ))

cc( _ ))

Ahem

cc( - ))

EVOI!

[eve-the-eevee]

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…

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Pika!

[eve-the-eevee]

*She looks fondly at a picture, occasionally looking around nervously before looking at the picture again*

…I-I miss you guys…

[eevee-the-lazy]

ya also miss some old friends?

[eve-the-eevee]

AH! Oh, hey…

No…these were my parents…

[eevee-the-lazy]

ah kay. anyways, gotta warn ya, a terrible storm is comin'. like. . .it reeks of death.

[eve-the-eevee]

*She sniffs the air* I…smell it too…

It smells like death…and bees. *She shivers* I hate bees

[eevee-the-lazy]

not just bees. We gotta find some stone pieces. do ya know what Zekrom's stone looks like?

[eve-the-eevee]

Zekrom’s stone…can’t say that I do. Papa always talked about it, but Ma and I never really understood what he was talking about

[eevee-the-lazy]

ah well, we're looking for pieces of his stone, since it got destroyed an' he's currently stuck with Engineer Snom

[eve-the-eevee]

Oh! That’s…not good. Where would we find them?

[eevee-the-lazy]

basically anywhere. There's like 60 pieces that we could find just laying around in the wild.

[eve-the-eevee]

Oh…I see…

[eve-the-eevee]

*She looks fondly at a picture, occasionally looking around nervously before looking at the picture again*

…I-I miss you guys…

[eevee-the-lazy]

ya also miss some old friends?

[eve-the-eevee]

AH! Oh, hey…

No…these were my parents…

[eevee-the-lazy]

ah kay. anyways, gotta warn ya, a terrible storm is comin'. like. . .it reeks of death.

[eve-the-eevee]

*She sniffs the air* I…smell it too…

It smells like death…and bees. *She shivers* I hate bees

[eevee-the-lazy]

not just bees. We gotta find some stone pieces. do ya know what Zekrom's stone looks like?

[eve-the-eevee]

Zekrom’s stone…can’t say that I do. Papa always talked about it, but Ma and I never really understood what he was talking about

[eevee-the-lazy]

ah well, we're looking for pieces of his stone, since it got destroyed an' he's currently stuck with Engineer Snom

[eve-the-eevee]

Oh! That’s…not good. Where would we find them?

[eve-the-eevee]

*She looks fondly at a picture, occasionally looking around nervously before looking at the picture again*

…I-I miss you guys…

[eevee-the-lazy]

ya also miss some old friends?

[eve-the-eevee]

AH! Oh, hey…

No…these were my parents…

[eevee-the-lazy]

ah kay. anyways, gotta warn ya, a terrible storm is comin'. like. . .it reeks of death.

[eve-the-eevee]

*She sniffs the air* I…smell it too…

It smells like death…and bees. *She shivers* I hate bees

[eevee-the-lazy]

not just bees. We gotta find some stone pieces. do ya know what Zekrom's stone looks like?

[eve-the-eevee]

Zekrom’s stone…can’t say that I do. Papa always talked about it, but Ma and I never really understood what he was talking about

[eve-the-eevee]

*She looks fondly at a picture, occasionally looking around nervously before looking at the picture again*

…I-I miss you guys…

[eevee-the-lazy]

ya also miss some old friends?

[eve-the-eevee]

AH! Oh, hey…

No…these were my parents…

[eevee-the-lazy]

ah kay. anyways, gotta warn ya, a terrible storm is comin'. like. . .it reeks of death.

[eve-the-eevee]

*She sniffs the air* I…smell it too…

It smells like death…and bees. *She shivers* I hate bees

[eve-the-eevee]

*She looks fondly at a picture, occasionally looking around nervously before looking at the picture again*

…I-I miss you guys…

[eevee-the-lazy]

ya also miss some old friends?

[eve-the-eevee]

AH! Oh, hey…

No…these were my parents…

[eve-the-eevee]

*She looks fondly at a picture, occasionally looking around nervously before looking at the picture again*

…I-I miss you guys…

[eve-the-eevee]

*While peacefully snoozing, something lands on Eve’s head*

Ow-! Mmfh- What the-

Bread…? Is it raining bread??

[eevee-the-lazy]

I see you deal with the same thing I always deal with

[eve-the-eevee]

Oh, re- OW!!! *another one falls on Eve*

[eevee-the-lazy]

Yeah, it's always stale bread

[eve-the-eevee]

*More fall on Eve* AH-

[eve-the-eevee]

*While peacefully snoozing, something lands on Eve’s head*

Ow-! Mmfh- What the-

Bread…? Is it raining bread??

[eevee-the-lazy]

I see you deal with the same thing I always deal with

[eve-the-eevee]

Oh, re- OW!!! *another one falls on Eve*

[eve-the-eevee]

*While peacefully snoozing, something lands on Eve’s head*

Ow-! Mmfh- What the-

Bread…? Is it raining bread??

[eve-the-eevee]

Blog owner note: Asks were not on, so I have turned them on now

[eve-the-eevee]

*tumbles in via a portal* oOf-

Eve? Ee Ee Ee? Evoi-? (Huh? H-Hello? Where am I-I?)

[eevee-the-lazy]

oh heya, seems you're new here. welcome to a whole new world, where you can sometimes get stale bread teleported directly above you that bonks you in the head

[eve-the-eevee]

Oh, h-hello there

[eevee-the-lazy]

yeah, as you can tell we don't really have to speak like we usually do back home, so feel free to roam, maybe meet some snoms, some mews, some mewtwos, some eevee's, like a lot of pokemon are here, so I wouldn't be surprised if ya met a Reshiram on your journey through this new world

[eve-the-eevee]

I-I see

[eevee-the-lazy]

anyways, i need to take my daily break, so i'll be sleepin for a bit. *And Eevee does just that, sleeps*

[eve-the-eevee]

*blinks, then slowly and awkwardly backs away*