constantly tired

Reblogge kreuz und quer nach Laune jeden Müll

[beelzbat]

[charismatic-cannibal]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

facebook is currently trying to sell me a swarovski yoda

[world-of-cats]

Source

[penicillium-pusher]

Naomi loves laying in boxes, but she was sad because this one was too tall for her to lay down AND see us at the same time

So we got creative, and I think she likes the solution

[penicillium-pusher]

Good news everyone!!

Princess baby got an upgrade!!!

She says thank you for all the love 💕

[guy]

this is the type of content i wanna see when i sign onto tumblr dot com

[make--it--gayer]

[veztemporana-deactivated2019061]

bonus:

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

[bokumetsu]

[thebootydiaries]

[babygalatea]

Lame ass bitch deserve to be snitch for that lame tweet. “Oh look at me, the Burger King sandwich bag thief, such rarity!” Foh

[thebootydiaries]

[heavencheatcodes]

oh it s dat bitch who sued for “cat calling” lol

[thebootydiaries]

????? bicth that’s ME

[thebootydiaries]

was the hijab in the display picture the only thing that stood out to u …. not the …………… pregnant phineas …………

[over-sleep]

[starwarsgraphictee]

This fucked me up.

[ssylas]

That, my friends, is a portal.

[sm64mario]

[cheese24k]

Wait a second, am I tripping balls?

[arewefadingout-deactivated20170]

HELP I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

[mandopony]

Sometimes life is just beautiful.

[sylfire-deactivated20181203]

May you never be forgotten, magical forest accordion man

[pdqsketch-reblog]

I found it my favorite video

[animalwoonz]

Instagram: @animalwoonz

[katsen13]

He looks like he’s trying so hard to be a fearsome bird of prey and I’m so proud of him even if he wasn’t successful.

[one-of-the-birds]

Tiny fluff ball of DEATH

[wildlifewednesdays]

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

[docwithtardisfez]

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

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[nightonblogmountain]

THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE 

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises. 

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound. 

[typhoidmeri]

Omgggg the sounds.

[gigi-tastic]

Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world

[bears-official]

WE ALMOST TO OCTOBRE POST OF PUNKINBEARS

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[penisennui]

[livinmokotory]

adhdalistair:

penisennui:

(via Justin Jorgensen) “In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like pillows, and there’s the obvious play on ‘sweet dreams.’

I wondered if I could fall asleep on a cake and have sweet dreams. I didn’t. It was pretty gross really and wasn’t easy to wash off.

A few years later, outtakes from the shoot were sold to Getty Images as stock photos. I didn’t know this until 2011 when one of those photos made #13 on the wildly popular Buzzffed.com list of “60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos.”

Into 2014, the Getty Image photo continues to make the rounds on Facebook and Tumblr.”

[skylorde]

i can’t believe i leveled up enough to unlock cake pillow guy’s backstory

[coelasquid]

I can’t believe the “sweet dreams” joke didn’t occur to me

[teathattast]

the holy grail

[processintegrated]

wrong

im sure i am missing some but we’re getting there

[processintegrated]

[weirdmageddon]

[slowjamastan]

[ryumako]

[catsuggest]

Lulu suggëst: spreàd toes an screm

[scratchingpad]

[dustily-archive-deactivated2015]

this changed my life

[thestateofyourheart-deactivated]

I spent 10 minutes mentally preparing myself for this video and I still wasn’t ready.