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simon | he/him | bi | dad rock enjoyer | art blog: @wintersandolives

[everything-else-and-mars]

i don’t think i’m here often enough for a DNI but don’t be an asshole okay thanks

now, in the tags i'm putting all my most common tags and you can click on them to get somewhere!

[annacaffeina]

I'm stealing this from Twitter

Here's the link

I am a high-definition gateway drug body double!

[homunculus-argument]

Slopestyle metrosexual flesh-eating disease.

[witchofanguish]

[maculategiraffe]

(me, my parents, my sister, and the baby are sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch)

baby, pointing at the light fixture over the table and signing "on": o.*

my sister: we actually can't turn that light on right now, because the lightbulb inside is burnt out! it needs a new one.

baby: ighbu.

sister: yes, lightbulb! granddaddy said after we eat he's going to climb up there on a ladder and change it, and then the light will come on!

baby: gadada! adda, uuu! ighbu o!

sister: exactly!

baby, signing "on" and pointing at the light and then my dad, with increasing urgency: GADADA ADDA UUUU. O.

my sister: we're going to finish eating first though, ok?

baby: nonono. O. gadada adda uuu.

[a split second goes by]

baby, pointing to himself: ba. adda uuu. ighbu.

me: you're going to climb the ladder and change the lightbulb yourself?

baby: dzyeah. *pointing to the buckle where he is buckled into the high chair* ububu.

me: unbuckle you? so you can change the lightbulb?

baby, highly businesslike: dzyeah.

*pronounced like "on" without the n

[synthetic-blanket-hairs-deactiv]

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[blog-of-horribleness]

[everything-else-and-mars]

here is the bad art i made for @boomerangsandadora's amazing fanfic The World We Dream About! (i'm not linking the fic because i don't know how lmao)

anyway, i hope you like it!! (also keep in mind that i drew this at 3 a.m. last night lol)

[boomerang109]

i had never understood the idea of crying from happiness until the moment i opened this up. it’s just SO PERFECT it’s exactly what i imagined and i don’t know how to deal with that because how did your brain take my brains concept and make this gorgeous art?? i screeched at least three times. i use this phrase more than i should, but i legit would die for you. you have just. completed my life

also it doesn’t compare to the beauty of this art at all, but this scene is in chapter eleven of this fic

[escuerzoresucitado]

[brionysea]

we need to keep this circulating so it can find the people who are about to stay up for 3 to 4 hours

[dragon-in-a-fez]

complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips

I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day

[shencomix]

[bunnywand-archive]

this is one of my fav tweets of all time and i think of it everytime i listen 2 the song

[verdantmoontruther]

no because the first time he was doing just fine but the second time he was doing JUST fine

[clevercorvidae]

People on twitter have been saying this website is extremely white and tbh its making me very curious what the demographics of this site are (of my own reach anyway) so

What is your race (predominantly)

White

Latino

Middle Eastern

Asian

Black

Indigenous American

Aboriginal Australian

Pacific Islander

Mixed

Other

Voting ended onJul 31, 2025

DISCLAIMER: Race is a non scientific concept with no exact definitions. It is a social construct primarily characterized by how society treats you and thus this is an imperfect poll. If you feel none of the options here reflect you and your experience I implore you to reblog this with your experience as I am curious about that and want to hear about it.

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Uh.... Please reblog this and cast as wide a net as possible

[cityrun]

me, starting a new game: i’m gonna be evil this time

me, 5 minutes into said game: Being Mean Is Not Nice

[pjharvey]

agnostic is lowkey the funniest belief system it's just like yeah idk it's none of my business

[identitty-dickruption]

one of the cafes I go to sometimes has a loyalty card that says “coffee addict” on it. and as a recovering addict this immediately transported me into an alternate universe where bars have loyalty cards that say “ALCOHOLIC” right in the middle. would that be fucked or what

[tsunflowers]

they should have leftist infighting as an event at the next olympics

[isuggestforcecatgirl-2-deactiva]

prev why leave this in the notes this is hilarious

[jetix]

2015-06-24

[ophanic]

props to stem people wtf! i can bullshit my way through any english essay because literally u just have to say stuff. but for stem paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be true. wack. 

[luckysovreign]

props to hums people wtf! i can bullshit my way through any stem essay because literally u just have to repeat stuff. but for a hums paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be new stuff from your brain. wack. 

[jeaniefranklins]

#FINALLY the solidarity we need to defeat business majors

[smallerontheoutside]

the thing with having chronic but very mild health issues is that they're annoying, sure, but they don't feel really bad enough to be worth getting checked out. but there's always that underlying worry of, but what if it's a sign of something bigger, something worth being actually worried about?