Horses & Fangirling

elizabeth. 19. 5"8'. bi. aro. she/her. ig:roselynadelaide sc: wolfcub004.

[twinberry]

My hip new communications theory is actually that millennial/gen z/internet native humor is so weird and abstract because of the sheer amount of words we’re exposed to daily. we’ve heard a lot of words in a lot of different orders so if you wanna get a reaction out of us you usually gotta put words in an order we haven’t seen before

[twinberry]

So like normally structured jokes aren’t as funny anymore but “lemon lime spine” is a one-hit K.O.

[rockshitty]

you know i wanna disagree with you on principle, because it can’t be that simple, but “lemon lime spine” just made me crack up for the first time all day.

[jonahsimms]

#i love my dads

[adulthoodisokay]

i don’t watch this show but i feel like this is me and @topherchris‘ relationship

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

That last gif just slays me. It would be so easy to keep to the joke that Raymond and Kevin are stuffy and formal but the pair of them decided to be cute and have a real moment and we get to see Raymond smile!!!!!!!!!!! A real proper dorky grin! It’s just wonderful. 

[higglety]

the best thing about them is how they get each other’s humor. I forget the episode, but Kevin describes Raymond as hilarious. other people love and admire and respect Raymond, and presumably the same is true of Kevin, but they’re special to each other. they’re on the same wavelength. they get each other. they’re perfect.

[punkfistfights]

the episode you’re referring to is s1 ep16 “the party” and the context is theyre arguing over how kevin’s treating the 99 and raymond says “you are needling poor peralta so much that you have practically made him a new suit” and kevin responds “needling him a new suit - god, even when we’re arguing, you’re hilarious!” and it’s excellent. they love each other so much

[completelykorra]

The thing that gets me about Azula is the whole purpose of her leaving the fire nation in the first place was to retrieve Zuko and Iroh, which she did, but she also decided to just conquer all of Ba Sing Se while she was already out.   

[hamtastrophe]

[wikipedie]

One of the dangers of Queer Eye is that I’m gonna start talking like this to my friends as well

[anotherpapercut]

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

[anotherpapercut]

this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left

[beka-tiddalik]

David’s co-workers probably: “This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?”

David: “Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.”

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I don’t hang out with white dudes who use mustache wax anymore bc it’s only a matter of time b4 they fall in love with me and find out I’m gay and write a song on their…idk..their fuckin harpsichord or banjo or ukulele about the girl from the forest who broke their heart but also they don’t even like hiking

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

i know this seems oddly specific & that’s bc it is

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

3 times

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

people keep asking me to link the songs and the fact that y’all think these dudes have soundcloud or recording equipment or even the intent to put in any work is already giving them too much credit. this type of man specifically performs this song to you, without warning, at a small get-together with friends, maybe even in public, making sure you are absolutely cornered, when they’re day-drunk on craft beers.

[kidlazer]

florida dad ur doing great sweetie 

k;sdl;ksdlsdk fuck it up!!!

[lolbiit]

BEAT👏ALL👏PEDOPHILES👏

[oppa-homeless-style]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

did i ever tell you guys about that time i gave my sister 2000 nickels for her birthday

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

special ordered them from the bank

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

nice to know that in a world full of change, tumblr still has no idea how numbers work

[laurajameskinney]

thats…thats $100, right? 

[rabeimwald]

@ you weebs

2,000/10=200

Two hundred dollar power move

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#Math is literally the only thing i have going for me  #It’s my bragging right  #Even Gaud can’t take that away

You divided by 10. 10 is for dimes

[lizzykasters]

Y'all. 2,000 nickels is $400. 2,000÷5. It equals $400.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m crying. no, no it doesn’t

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the answers keep getting worse better

[tk-senpai]

i like how you just decided to give your sister 2 kg of copper and nickel.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no it was 10kg (22 lbs). a nickel weighs 5 grams. you people really are terrible at this

[catie-does-things]

but like…why was there a legend about forbidden lovers from warring peoples with a red and blue color motif who met in underground caverns lit by glowing crystals…and then a pivotal scene of rapprochement between zuko and katara that opens with them framed in the exact same standing/kneeling position as oma and shu and that takes place in an underground cavern lit by glowing crystals…if all that wasn’t supposed to mean anything??? like i’m just supposed to believe that was all a huge coincidence??? that they created this amazing parallel by accident??? that is the fakest news tbh

[emletish-fish]

I know right. The foreshadowing is right there. We all didn’t hallucinate the cave of two lovers here.

[kitchenwitchupinthisbitch]

You mean the…

[purkinjebastard-deactivated2023]

Y’all I finally got my Meds refilled (fucking Walgreens) and I’m feeling super inspired. I’m gonna bedazzle a machete stay tuned

[purkinjebastard-deactivated2023]

SIDE ONE DONE. I use E6000 glue so I’m gonna let it cure for a few hours, maybe overnight before I do the other side.

[curface]

I THOUGHT IT WAS A HYPERBOLE

[meddysoul-deactivated20181207]

Do you ever think about how Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide and Scrubs have the same formula? Like they’re exactly the same show just for a different demographic?

[meddysoul-deactivated20181207]

🤔

[rainbowgazes-archive]

ok but why is the cast of ned’s declassified in a ventilation shaft?

[himejoshikomaeda]

Chillin

[rubysevens]

Danny Devito and Jeff Goldblum both give off chaotic energies, but in opposite directions. One is the yin to the other’s yang. However, both are everyone’s uncle

[occasionallyomniscient]

Danny is ur dad’s brother and Jeff is ur mom’s

[mariska]

venom knew they could trust eddie as soon as the two of them merged together bcus venom searched tom hardy’s memories and saw him help save all those lesbians in mad max fury road

[alwaysbewoke]

this is how you nip internalized self hatred in the bud

[sbrown82]

💁🏿👑🙌🏿!!!!!!!

[tfry1440]

REPRESENTATION FUCKING MATTERS

[kazuhira-mezz]

[catchymemes]