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some of you have never spent 100 years frozen in an iceberg while the world you were responsible for protecting fell to war and it shows

weaponsofclairvoyance

some of you have never been painfully disfigured by your own father at the tender age of 14 in response to an simple misstep and it shows

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some of you were never forced to invent metalbending as your only escape from a hostage situation and it shows

weaponsofclairvoyance

some of you have never lost your first love when she gave up her physical form to become the spirit of the moon and it shows

electrictype

some of you have never confronted the man that murdered your mother by turning the rain above him into ice daggers only to give up your pursuit for vengeance out of pity and self-love and it shows

weaponsofclairvoyance

some of you have never been raised to believe that you are an unloveable monster and that your enemy is your own brother rather your evil father who carefully groomed you to be his greatest weapon and it shows

electrictype

some of you have never lost your entire livelihood due to a group of rowdy teenagers’ recklessness and complete disregard for the value of cabbages and it shows

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michellepsychologist

😻amazing, pt.1

winterstar95-deactivated2023110

Always need good news stories

growing-up-gay

Just some positivity, because we could all use some more of this in our lives.

mamalazzer

Avengers AU - If Tony was Peter’s biological father

Tony is super protective of his son. And Peter, inspired by his dad, becomes Spiderman anyway (his dad and his Uncle Rhodey figure him out in a second though).

My other Avengers AUs

mamalazzer

Just wanted to add:

arguablysomaya

hate to be That Guy but who’s gonna put the Infinity War gif in ????

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mishiiima-deactivated20250430

now add the umbrella scene for all the sadness you’ve caused me

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stan-the-cinnamon-roll-uris

He probably got it from Pepper this time

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iamthebestby2ne1

assassinationtipsforladies

This has Massive Bollocking from Mam and possibly Granny written all over it

knitmeapony

“In a very serious and real ceremony”

katswenski

plume

OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time! Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean. The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

mousathe14

It’s amazing what power “not knowing” has.

zarekthelordofthefries

The thing I especially love about this is this is a pretty dangerous animal, except she managed to defeat it by just fucking grabbing it by the tail and walking too quickly for it to turn around. Once again the animal kingdom is thwarted because we evolved opposable thumbs, long limbs, and reckless bravery.

orjustbecauseyoucould

weird, ugly dog thwarted by foreign exchange student and polished floors

idiopathicsmile

my take-home lesson here is that nobody in france has ever first-hand seen a dog

deathcomes4u

no no, french dogs just be like that

axylh

unrecognizable force VS ignorant object

coyohti-deactivated20181203

Well this is horrifying.

comforthawk

osointricate

How about we vote in a law that puts a cap on how long a government shut down can happen… say 20 days… before the president has to agree to a budget solution or else the 21st day congress begins the process of impreachment because civilian jobs and salaries and livelihoods are not a bargaining tool for the president to abuse is order to get their way

If you aren’t serving the people then you aren’t doing the job of the presidency and you need to be replaced

i-find-the-beauty-in-chaos

AMEN

jesusonafrickinboat

civilian jobs and salaries and livelihoods are not a bargaining tool for the president to abuse is order to get their way

tastefullyoffensive

When you realize the human is trying to bathe you. (via tintin45450721)

stripedsilverfeline

The damning mew of utter betrayal.

lord-kitschener

Top 10 Anime Betrayals

slavery

How does anyone hate kids they are so funny I sold tickets to incredibles to this little girl and her mom and she’s like mom are we sitting next to each other and the moms like ya and the kid screamed YES so loud it broke my ears

pkslider

The other day I was bringing an older gentleman up the hill in a golf cart and we drove past this huge YMCA group of kids like 100 kids and driving past the first chunk like 10 of them yelled out “let me on” in unison and then since I’m driving so slowly to be safe, halfway in some kid leaned up and said “do you play fortnite” and I told him I played a little and he just pointed and shouted “THIS GUY PLAYS FORTNITE” and then like 20 kids started talking to me all at once about fortnite

low-budget-mulan

A kid asked me if I lived in the ambulance. I said yes.

patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea

The hero we deserve

treerot

When I was on register at Kohl’s a little girl came through with her grandma and she was so very excited to tell me the meaning of her name (I think it was like warrior of god) and she begged her grandma for her phone so she could google to find out what my name means too

newterjuice

i wear two spinner rings on one finger and one time at my last job a young girl (probably 6-8) said “your ring is very pretty” and when i showed her it was two rings she GASPED and said “does that mean you’re marrying two people?!”

siren-singing

I have this necklace with a mermaid on it that I wear to work a lot and I got asked by a kid if it gave me magic powers. I leaned in real close and told her in a low voice it gave me magical girl powers but it was a secret. She got this real serious look on her face and said to her mom “that lady has superpowers, don’t tell anyone or the government will take her away”.

business-pug

The other day i had to give a speech at my school despite my horrific fear of public speaking and afterwards i had kid come up to me and say well done to me. It was so cute.

mcr-minivan-deactivated20200108

god I love tiny kids

uberfluss

there was a kid in one of our science camps and he spent the whole week in a lab coat and goggles screaming “CHEMICALS” at the top of his lungs. he wouldn’t even tell us his name for the first two days just screamed CHEMICALS instead.

moth-doe

I was watching these kids at church today and one of them screamed and threw a toy car into the wall and it broke and the other one looked over calmly and said “does your insurance cover that?”

armandyke

I was taking the drink order for a family at work and I asked their kid what he wanted to drink and he just looked at me with a completely deadpan expression and said “vodka” and me and the parents just fucking lost it

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kid I used to babysit asked why my lips were different (she was two), and when I told her that it was because I was wearing lipstick, she yelled, “MAYA, I WANT LIPITZ.”

itsmydrink

I work in a school and every time I draw anything on the board (I am a terrible artist and usually resort to stick men), the kids will all go ‘I love your picture, that’s a great drawing Miss’. So blindly supportive.

the-stray-liger

One time my younger brother ordered a “non-alcoholic fanta” at a hotel bar and the bartender lost his shit and I was never the same man

swankivy

When I was student teaching, I was taking my fourth graders back from lunch and noticed one little girl looking longingly at the playground, where the younger kids were having recess. She heaved a big sigh and said, “I used to be that free.”