evil doctor sex

evil doctor sex

[romanceyourdemons]

sometimes you just want to look at the qing dynasty jadeite cabbage again

[romanceyourdemons]

here she is!

[ID: a sculpture of a chinese cabbage carved from a piece of two-tone white-and-green jadeite, resting on an intricate wooden stand /end ID]

[sandsvendor100]

[mothcub]

me discouraging you:

[mothcub]

me supporting you:

[mothcub]

That sounds really unusual I'm only motivated by being pelted with small pebbles in front of a braying crowd personally

[tabloidsores]

Imagine you're getting wheeled in the back of an ambulance and you pass a sign reading "prototype jack memorial hospital & experimental food research facility"

[dailyskeletonreminders]

[nextlevelsmp3]

[tragicwaif]

when a cloth mutual sees your wire post it’s not that bad but when a wire mutual sees you clothposting……😓

[homestardom]

she is red inside because she is bursting at the seams with rage

[firewalkwithmedvd]

We HAVE to figure out what's going on

[ratliker1917]

CIA INTERROGATOR: did you know the "wasabi" in most sushi restaurants outside japan is just horseradish, and that real wasabi is almost impossible to mass produce, and thus very expensive?

ME: shut thef uck up. set me free. asshole.

CIA INTERROGATOR: i would also find calling white chocolate, "chocolate", to be debatable

[housegoblin]

lifes so hard

[cerastes]

The smiling grinner... *unsheathes a long and cruel blade coated in sorrowful frost* ...shall no longer be dinner.

[hi-im-kaybee]

and in that moment

we were all pjackk

[6mayhem]

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

[fullmoonguidance]

evil great lakes

lake inferior

lake normal

lake offtario

lake hurton

lake michigan

[cerastes]

The job market is ROUGH rough right now. This Slime Girl I know, she's not found a single opening in high level zones as a boss fight, so she decided to settle for midboss, but there's not even midboss openings right now. Her statline is huge, but she had to settle for random encounter... In a beginner area.

We were hanging out yesterday and she kept complaining not just about the humiliation of having to be a beginner area random encounter, but also about how her whole thing just doesn't work against weak opponents: She steals moves from the party and then uses them against them, but she's only stolen dogshit beginner moves as of late, and it's getting to her. She stole [Aimed Shot] from a beginner Archer. [Aimed Shot]. Yeah I sure fucking hope you're aiming if you're using a bow. She also stole [Shield Bash] from a Brawler. Congratulations, you are using the shield as intended. She just up and left when she stole [Heavy Slice]. Didn't even give them loot.

She used to steal moves like [Earthborn Sun] and [Philosophy Of The Scorned], we NEED to do something. Her moveset sucks.

[jackkdaniels]

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil