Mehilöivät mehiläiset!

Hi, I'm Evo, 30-something years old, from Finland. I love languages, Otome games, BL and sports anime. At the moment I'm watching Aldnoah Zero and Gnosia. Slightly obsessed with The Case Files of Jeweler Richard. You can always talk to me, let's be friends! Gramatika mano meilužė. Saattaa sisältää suomipaskaa.

[adamsmasher]

WE WERE ON JEOPARDY!!!!!!!!!!

[rouge-the-bat]

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

[sparklenaut]

I cannot believe it worked

[c-53]

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

[domnika-deactivated20250923]

i would read that fanfic ngl

[c-53]

About my fish??

[graceful-not]

HELP?????

[everyfandom-girl]

YEAH THIS IS SCIENTIFICALLY RECORDED

WOMEN LOVE GAYBOY

[tea-and-hockey]

FUJOSHI FISH????

[lush--lush]

[screampotato]

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

[glitched-out-mess]

[theramblingvoid]

Hit "view post" and lost it

[aorish-deactivated20251222]

What if they were horse boys and they had, well.

horse boy anime but it's just a slice of life about them being put out to stud and reminiscing about their childhood race careers; all the races are shown via flashbacks and they mostly just chill but there's environmental storytelling that the hostel they live in is clearly optimized for them to produce prize-winning spunk all the time. But it's billed as seinen and has a normal timeslot on japanese TV so it's never referenced explicitly, and so in universe it's not clear if they quite realize what's going on, either. mostly its fujobait iyashikei because there's not any girls around

and the fanartists on pixiv are divided between the ones who draw them getting off like normal boys and the ones who show them getting hooked up to machines like horses. but all the artists are agreed about, well.

[doomtemparts]

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

[kermakastikeritari-deactivated2]

Asia selvä

[kermakastikeritari-deactivated2]

homosex is my aesthetic

[sith-shenanigans]

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

[sith-shenanigans]

this is the perfect reblog post cancelled

[only-tiktoks]

[devantnuit-ladeluge]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

[telltaletypist]

that one post with all the edgy anime boys in a therapy waiting room but it's lain, rei, madoka, anthy, etc.

[telltaletypist]

[telltaletypist]

unbelievably pissed that this is going around again without the addition i spent countless minutes putting together

[hymnism]

making a collection

[putridghost]

Wait I have more

[acemingo]

[funny-tik-toks]

[thememedaddy]

[audhdspacewizard]

I'm dating myself but

[toshio]

the MOST iconic 20 seconds of any anime dub i’ve ever experienced

[misfit-freaks]

EVEN THE FUCKING MUSIC OH MY LORD

[femmeslash]

i looked through the notes to see what this was (it’s cyber city oedo 808) and ended up crying laughing at the wikipedia article for it

[femmeslash]

every so often people start liking and reblogging this post from me, and every time i forget how funny it is until i watch it again. hey bentn. don’t crap ya paants if ya see a vampire out deeah. get lost. you wouldn’t recognize a gaddam vampire if one jumped up and bit you on the end of your fucken dick. So just get off my back.

[the most violently 1980s synthesizer sting i have ever heard]

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[holespoles]

goma-ramen　"After the rain"

ごまらーめん「雨あがり」