New Moon Supremacy

Suffering Twilight fan since 09’. Team Switzerland 🧛🐺 (but wolf pack deserves so much better).

[sheismissing]

Why is nobody mentioning Jacob Black saying “I'm exactly right for you Bella, it would be as easy as breathing with me” he said easy as fucking breathing with me and you hoes are paying it no mind

[laughingoutcast]

Edward: Bella PLEASE you have to understand. You’d be soulless, a monster. Condemned to bloodlust and-

Bella: Don’t CAREEEEEEE. C’mon. c’mon. GIMMIE da fangsss 😛 Even If you don’t, I’m sure Alice wouldn’t mind.

Edward:

[twilight-shitposting]

dance battle

[namyoonsoo]

[rosalielesbianhale]

pour one out for jessica stanley’s cousin who had leprosy

[nebulousfishgills]

I think one of my favorite stupid details the Twilight Guidebook gave me is the fact that the Volturi spread rumors and myths about vampires to keep people off of their tail... so that has to mean a conversation like this had to have happened:

Caius: Okay, so we need to perpetuate false myths about vampires to keep us hidden from humans. Who's got any ideas?

Chelsea: How about we need permission to enter a home?

Caius, writing it down: That's good. Who else?

Heidi: We have fangs.

Caius, still writing: Great, what else?

Jane: We don't have reflections and... we sleep during the day?

Caius: Perfect, and I'll say that holy symbols harm us.

Marcus: Wood stakes though our hearts kill us.

Caius: You know what, sure, on brand.

Aro: And we have a weakness to garlic.

Caius: ...what?

Aro: Weakness to garlic.

Everyone: ...

Aro: Write it down.

Caius, sighing: Fine.

Aro: And we can turn into bats.

Caius: ...

Caius: Aro are you drunk?

[cmpassionatesoul]

Twilight Short Films (click image for details)

[howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen]

listen there’s just something about him

[florealista]

Stephenie Meyer books

[yellyhaim]

[kristen-stewart-news]

[yellyhaim]

[thebullensshitposting]

Siblings.

Yeah that's just siblings being siblings. Totally normal

[cmpassionatesoul]

insp.

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insp.

[cmpassionatesoul]

I was a little t h e a t r i c a l back then.

[edwardsdeathcabcd]

what makes me actually boil with rage is the way it’s framed as though jacob & the cullens have an even rivalry and like, he hates them just as much as they hate him, but like… jacob is a lower class kid who lives on the rez, the cullens live in a plantation home on private property. jacob calling alice a leech is an insult, but alice calling him a mongrel calls into power and privilege, ya know. like am i supposed to honestly think jake making blonde jokes to rosalie (which is certainly sexist and uncalled for) is on the same level as her serving him food in a dog dish? him seeing the cullens as bloodsuckers and murderers is just like, incorrect and unfair, but them seeing him as uncivilized and over-aggressive has implications deeply rooted in the oppression of his people