stargazer.

sophisticated; manipulated. ☆ orion | he/him | infj | 21 pokémon master, star child, adores momota.

[bizarregf-deactivated20190312]

i Hate freud i Hate that we have to learn abt him

[bizarregf-deactivated20190312]

[saltrat88]

[killin-the-machine]

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

[fluffytail-kills-time-and-space]

This is the most Chaotic Neutral thing I’ve ever seen.

[gupdoo3]

“what’s up everybody i’m pandora and welcome to my unboxing video”

[sameoldsin]

me showing up at heaven ready to ask god what the fuck all of that was

[apjvff]

celine dion new song: my heart will go off

[redsun021]

mario is so funny as a character because he’s such a good person but that doesn’t stop him from regularly fighting a toddler

[redsun021]

mario @ bowser jr every time he gets in the way of him giving his dad an old school ass whooping for the 280th time 

[acoolguy]

sometimes it’s annoying when your character can’t jump in a video game but how often do you jump in real life?

[questions-within-questions]

“Do you even remember the last time you jumped?” is a question I never anticipated leaving me feeling so hollow and terrified.

[starlightandtears]

You know that episode of SpongeBob where Squidward is frontin’ like he has a five star, fine dining restaurant because of the competitiveness and sexual tension between him and Squilliam? And Patrick is like “May I take your hat,sir? May I take your hat, sir?” like a weenie?

That’s what customer service is frfr.

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

SpongeBob's understanding and portrayal of customer service was so accurate and advanced. But their portrayal of irritating and/or chaotic customers was also super advanced

you can see the impending inability to be satisfied in his eyes. hes smiling rn but not for long.

u can tell he’s dumb as hell, but also good natured. would bring an expired coupon to the register, but not fight you about it

self explanatory. look at her hair.

self-explanatory -basic baby boomer. always ready to fight, angry before she even gets in the store. tips one dollar. 

a well known causer of chaos. can’t control his emotions. does the sort of stuff you wind up using in “back when i was a waitress” stories that you’ll tell for the rest of your life. definitely the kind of customer that makes a mess in the bathroom. personality: an interesting mixture of the dumb fish and…

this fish who regularly causes riots. 

he’s a danger to everyone. 

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

When my Mum was pregnant with me she was in the pub and this random creepy elderly woman that nobody ever saw before or since told her that she was going to have a boy and when I was born everyone was like “the creepy lady was wrong” but it turned out I’m trans and THE PUB WITCH WAS RIGHT!

I WAS FORETOLD BY THE PUB WITCH

[applejuicewerewolf]

Witches are always pro-trans culture, transphobes cannot be witches.

[whateverdun]

if you’ve ever left me a message asking me if I’m okay, or liked a post in which I was ranting about my bad day, or liked a selfie, or just anything nice like that- just know that I remember you, I am grateful for you, and you made my day better with your tiny gesture.

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

when you go from a bad situation into a better one you may collapse exhausted and unsure what to do and full of grief, you may need time to regain the ability to do things as yourself or motivated by anything other than terror, you may need time to process or mourn or fall apart in ways you could not before,

and people may use this as proof that the old situation was better for you, proof that you need to go back, and it is not proof that it was better for you or proof that you need to go back

[thatdiabolicalfeminist]

!!!

It’s so incredibly common to “fall apart” when you’re finally safe. You no longer need to stay so tightly coiled in on yourself, you can finally leave survival mode and process your trauma. You’re not holding yourself up by sheer terror anymore and suddenly the damage that terror has done to you becomes immediate and obvious. 

[kipplekipple]

This is so important. Don’t go back. Things are already getting better, even if it doesn’t feel that way.

[lilbittydragon-deactivated20241]

This is a documented phenomenon with abuse in particular. I’ve had a number of people ask me why they’re falling apart now after they’ve moved into a safer home, or they’re in a less dangerous area, or they’ve left an exploitative job, or they’re in a healthy relationship for the first time. Generally, it’s because they made that positive change. 

When we’re still in the midst of crisis, we’re often too overloaded and physically/emotionally unsafe to really feel or process anything. So for most of us, everything gets pushed down/repressed/dissociated until later, when we’re safe and supported. The threshold of safety at which processing begins to occur varies from person to person. And the mental calculations used to determine “safety” usually happen on an unconscious level. Very few of us have the conscious thought “I’m safe now, so I can process what happened to me.” Instead, the subconscious realizes some level of safety has been achieved, and so it just dumps a load of suppressed stuff. 

Sometimes, it’s contrast to past experiences that makes us realize something was traumatic at all. In such cases, it’s not that we’ve reached a level of safety and can thus begin to process, it’s that we finally have a basis for comparison to know that what went before was unacceptable. 

[profeminist]

[prokopetz]

If you ever think you have a bad habit of writing yourself into a corner, just remember: after retconning the Minions from being mad science creations from Gru’s lab to being immortal beings from the dawn of time who are driven to obey the world’s most evil monsters, the writers of the Despicable Me franchise were forced to come up with a reason why the Minions wouldn’t have served Hitler. Like, there’s an explicit plot point explaining this.

[illness-deactivated20180325]

please tell me how they explain this

[prokopetz]

They spent 150 years in exile in the Arctic as self-imposed penance for accidentally shooting Napoleon with a cannon and consequently missed both World Wars.

[vangoggles]

my wonka death would be asking mr wonka why he doesn’t solve world hunger, and he plays a little song on his flute and then the oompa loompas come and beat me into twinkie batter for my hubris

[ourstrangeduet]

me at 14: I cant wait till im in college I have so many plans for life and nothing can stop me :)

Me now: Mm. Me hungey. Me eat macdonal. French frie. Frenchffrie. French frie.

[tabaquis-creatures]

[tabaquis-creatures]

[tabaquis-creatures]

[valtsv]

:[ (vampire)

[valtsv]

:] (orc)