[chongoblog]

Any living person: “Let’s go to the beach!”

Me:

[catrillion]

[official-koelle]

Das beste was wir als Gesellschaft je erreicht haben ist das keiner so genau weiß ob er jetzt Björn oder Bernd Höcke heißt

[lesbianrey]

good job everyone

[jturn]

we’re doing great guys keep it up

[rowdyholtzy]

Society: Capitalism and the free market is great because it lets customers CHOOSE who’s the best company and then that company makes all the money while lesser companies have to improve or die.

Millenials: *boycott companies that benefit off exploitation of people and natural resources*

Society: WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT

[patrickat]

Conservatives: Let the free market decide!

Millenials:

[homobf]

why does michael cera always get the girl why cant i get the girl its my turn michael

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

Let Him Have The Sausages

[chabochi]

[loavfer]

always reblog the bog hogs

[something-that-needs-nothing]

source: trip advisor???????????? 

[calebwittebane]

they are the trip advisors and they will lead you safely through the bog :)

[scotttfriday-deactivated2020051]

searching for that fine line between “i need to stay informed” and “i can’t take any more of this.”

[biglawbear]

This was posted six days after Trump’s inauguration and it isn’t any less relevant

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

No but seriously. Normalize finding love in your 40's. Normalize discovering and chasing new dreams in your 30's. Normalize finding yourself and your purpose in your 50's. Life doesn't end at 25. Let's stop acting like it does.

[gahdamnpunk]

This and Studio Ghibli sending a katana with a note that said “no cuts” to Weinstein when he was handling the distribution of Princess Mononoke are now my two favorite movie anecdotes

[weaver-z]

How the media depicts the Apollo 11 mission:

Actual quotes from the Apollo 11 mission:

[georgieharrisons]

also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?”  and then scream and cut out his mic.

[wickedwitch-of-the-left]

all you’ve done is convince me that michael collins was one of the funniest men alive tbh

[blackarachnya]

the WORST character archetype without question in any type of media in any genre is The Pervert™. has ANYONE ever been amused by that character or even found them even just slightly funny 

[hungwy]

I haven’t even read any communist stuff my ideology is “share and be nice” like the first two rules of a kindergarten

[thicc-waifu-deactivated20190623]

if you guys need a representation of how long ive been on tumblr i still have this gif saved

[crowmunculus]

you are like a little baby, watch this

[tamagotchihelpline]

i am in physical agony

[brinkofpynk]

i think this is a decent contestant

[one-in-lemillion]

What the hell even is that

[macleod]

i cant breathe, what is air? dont test me ive been here since 2009 and even lived through the cole sprouse social experiment of ‘12

[theconcealedweapon]

[staywellakell]

and you DIDN’T hear a peep out of us bc this community knows what it’s like to let a virus go unchecked and for the government to not give a single shit

[jakemorph]

in this essay i won’t

[flyfella]

Me: my boyfriend-

Straight person: *shocked* oh didn’t know you ordered desserts

[pinkmanthedog]

My deaf and blind dog Bitsy pouting because I “locked her in the kitchen” 

[pinkmanthedog]

I didn’t get a picture but she yesterday was VERY ANGRY at me for not letting her get in the shower with me 

(because I was in the living room)

[pinkmanthedog]

Update: very angry to be stuck in backyard

[pinkmanthedog]