CryptidLogs

Tracking down and logging all info on cryptids throughout Exclamania!

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

you have always been enough. you are enough. you will always be enough.

[ctommyinnnit]

ROSANNA PANSINO???

??????

[ihavenohotcocoa]

I don’t think y’all understand how dedicated this woman is to fucking up Mr. Beast, Logan Paul, and KSI

She got a journalism degree and ended up not using it because she was concerned her dyslexia would cause issues, only for Mr. Beast to be such an asshole that she’s using that degree for everything it’s worth

She’s been leading the main charge against Mr. Beast basically ever since she initially called him out for editing one of his youtuber competitions so that the top three excluded her and Quackity, who were actually in the top three.

This woman is done playing games and so far she’s done some wild stuff to completely fuck over Mr. Beast, including leaking full copies of his organization documents and documents given to employees of his company.

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(All information is taken from tweets and YouTube videos by Rosanna Pansino and I encourage you to go read them for yourself)

[oceansreducedtoshallowcreeks]

K

[yourlocalflirtysimp]

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[the-game-doc]

N

[the-arcade-doctor]

G

[upgradegarage]

P

[exclamaniaunsolved]

O

[unclefather]

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c

[sci-the-superb]

CAN WE STILL EAT THE FUCKING BOG BUTTER?

[dreamingofbabylon]

Fellas we’ve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese

[socialmediapeasant]

Grilled cheese!!!!

[dreamingofbabylon]

HELL YEA BAYBEE WE DONE IT !! GOD HERSELF GONNA GRILL US A CHEESE

[socialmediapeasant]

Tonight we dine like kings

[foointerrupted]

This is still my favorite post on this whole site

[emotions-oper9r-deactivated2021]

I’m here for the fossilized tomato

[gaymoods]

Prehistoric dinner here I come

[official-bug]

Forbidden Fossil Feast

[the-fazbearcafe]

so funny to me how many of the feasters are deactivated

[character-profiles]

Last Union Update:

We couldn't come to an agreement. Oh well! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Don't worry though, way too many people care about the project for it to go anywhere! A few of us intend to go private with our characters, but for the most part its still on [tumblr]. It depends on if the blog runners are comfortable writing publicly or not. There may be a blog made to keep you guys up to date on those who decided to take their stories off [tumblr], but if not, it'll likely be on this blog!

Which gets me to my next point, it is highly likely I'll have Prof go private as well to some degree, but this does not mean I'll stop posting! This blog has acted as a pseudo-hub for information, lore, official art, fanart, and announcements in the epprbcu, and will continue to try and serve this function along side the collective mod blog(@epprbcu). Prof may also return to [tumblr] for specific interactions. There are also the drones and BEACON for specific conditions, but that isn't really important.

"What about your other characters?" Doc', Phys, and the Dittos will remain on [tumblr] for the most part. My currently inactive blogs will remain inactive, as I don't really have any plans for them currently.

As for the discord itself, there is a new server with a different way of managing things. It is also going to be closed from the public, so new members will more than likely be refused entry. Sorry! For those who have been around for a while, but never joined the original(you dodged a bullet. Several, in fact.), feel free to message me for either an invite to the new one, or to just get updates on any important developments going on in the server.

That is all for now! -Mango, mod of character-profiles

[exclamaniaunsolved]

[+1 bees (I like powers of 2)]

I'm too broke and too emotionally distraught to take care of this guy. I'm going to leave him in a box in front of an animal shelter.

[exclamaniaunsolved]

TJE VORE MAN ISNT REAL YOU IDIOT

YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT IS AND ISN'T REAL, I'VE SEEN THE FUCKER WITH MY OWN EYES-

*Unsolved takes a deep breath composing himself.*

I've seen the Vore Man before. Multiple times. I couldn't get it on camera, but I know what I saw.

[exclamaniaunsolved]

hey.

[+1 lego piece 3070pb062]

No way

It's the amount of dollars in my bank account

[post-shooter]

{Sheriff is eating a sandwich next to the half-disassembled town hall}

[evildevil42]

looks yummy as fuck dude. can i have a bite.

[post-shooter]

Oh no no no no, I'm not falling for that one again, you're either gonna bite me or eat half my sandwich

[be-gentle-with-littluns]

Can I have some? Pretty please?

[post-shooter]

Less than half.

[be-gentle-with-littluns]

I am so very small. Like mouse. I will not need half

[post-shooter]

Ok, but no looney-toons jaw-unhinging malarkey

[hey-smoothskin]

REBLOG IF YOU WOULD BE LITERALLY 100% OKAY WITH FAN ART ABOUT YOU EVEN IF IT WAS JUST STICK MEN

[hey-smoothskin]

REBLOG IF YOU WOULD BE LITERALLY 100% OKAY WITH FAN ART ABOUT YOU EVEN IF IT WAS JUST STICK MEN

[exclamaniaunsolved]

[+32 bees (bound to your living area)]

please stop giving me bees I'm having to euthanize them myself now

[exclamaniaunsolved]

[+16 bees (will not go to a kill shelter)]

I can't financially afford to take care of them

I'm sending them to a no-kill shelter

[exclamaniaunsolved]

[+8 bees (mad at you)]

I'm sending the bees to a kill shelter, I can't afford to take care of them

[exclamaniaunsolved]

[+4 bees (angry)]

I can barely afford to feed myself how do you expect me to feed 7 fucking bees

[exclamaniaunsolved]

+2 bees

(Different anon)

I'm never gonna financially recover from this

[exclamaniaunsolved]

+1 bees

...

I cannot financially afford to take care of this thing