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Greek workers, after months without pay, apply austerity cuts on their bosses car
Showed this to my brother and he went âbet they wonât have jobs after thatâ
THEY WERENâT GETTING PAID FOR THEIR WORK ANYWAY!!!!!! THATâS THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT!!!
Reblog this with a 6 word summary of your last d&d session
Mine is âLost my religion eat a croissantâ
Body swapping is not fucking fun.
I greatly overestimated my playersâŚ
Weeding the yard followed by barbecue.
Drow wantonly murders many fish people
froze frog eggs, became a god
Whoops I killed three player characters.
When raiding the library, bring clerics.
Can we just⌠normalize teens loving their parents? Like obviously youâre not obligated to if your parents are shitty, but damn, I love my mom. Sheâs there for me all the time and sure we have rough patches but honestly sheâs the greatest. Like. We need teens to know that they donât have to hate their parents just cause.
It must be nice to come from a nonabusive family. One that doesnât traumatized every emotional interaction to the point where you drive away any sign of love as a form of manipulation because thatâs all that you were raised with. đ¤ˇââď¸
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but loving ur parents is already normalized and its the kids w/ abusive parents that actually have to deal with misunderstandings and ignorance from others regarding this topic.
Hey there, Iâm talking about the trope where itâs seen as super uncool to like your parents that was literally pushed on teens through the media since the culture shift in the early 60s. The post has nothing to do with abusive parents. I was abused as a kid and honestly if the trope where teens have to hate their parents to be cool died, then kids with actual abusive parents would have an easier time recognizing abuse this has been a psa
âif the trope where teens have to hate their parents to be cool died, then kids with actual abusive parents would have an easier time recognizing abuseâ
Teen with abusive parents: I hate my parents
Teen influenced by society: Me too mine are the worst
The takeaway for teen 1: This is normal and itâs supposed to be this way
The takeaway for teen 2: My friendâs parents are like mine
The takeaway for any adult listening: All kids who complain about their parents are just being rebellious
this is important
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Some of the new items from my fave D&D NPCâs refurbished Slightly-Cursed Items Shop, in which she sells my players items ranging from effectively useless to legitimately deadly â but always entertaining. Feel free to use these tragedies!
UH SCUSE an first of these things sound EXTREMLY ROOD
hoziers new ep, summarised:Â
- ode to protest anthemsÂ
- either hozier is protective over his baby OR hozierâs baby is just incredibly powerful, nobody knows
- another anti church song but this time with blowjobsÂ
- woodnymphs probably composed this song for hozier to pay him back for a favour he did for them 400 years ago
âMost days my demons are silent, but when they talk, oh, God, how they scream.â
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the princess bride is exactly what a dnd campaign would look like as a movie like? the delightfully weird cast of characters with their own quirks, the strange pacing and narrative that still Works, the absolute absurdity of it all, the jumping back and forth between wanting to be serious and it being really funny, hell its even Told like a dnd story through the use of the grandfather being the one telling the story
what a fantastic fucking movie
also like the character backstories are SUCH dnd backgrounds like? âim out for revenge for my father who was killed by a guy with six fingers on one of his handsâ âi bumped into a band of pirates and their leader liked me so much he ended up having me take on his title to retireâ
that is the Exact shit that people come up with for dnd characters
DM: having narrowly escaped Humperdinck, you find yourselves in the dangerous Fire Swamps
Westley: do I know anything about this area? Any danger?
DM: roll a history check
Westley: 15
DM: you know of rumors of giant rats in the swamps, as well as quick sand
Westley: what do I know about the giant rats?
DM: roll nature
Westley: [nat 1] âŚâŚ rodents of unusual size? I donât think they exist
DM: hey whatâs your passive perception-
my philosophy is ânothing an individual can do could possibly be worse for the environment than major corporations dumping tons of pollutants into the atmosphere every day but also donât just toss shit on the ground you idiot have some mannersâÂ
this tweet is everything
I used to work at the National Gallery in London. Old men came up to me fairly regularly to complain about the young girls (and sometimes the tourists of a particular ethnicity or nationality) taking selfies with the art. Iâd smile and say, itâs an interesting diptych because so many of the most celebrated works in the Gallery are portraitsâ the âselfiesâ of yesteryearâ and indeed, Van Eyckâs /Portrait of a Man/ (1433) may be the earliest known panel self portrait, ant the very least in western art history, so framing oneself in that context, comparing the methods of portraiture over a span of a little under 600 years, is at its heart a commentary on the human desire to remember and be remembered, to catalog oneâs existence and give it authenticity.
They did not like that let me tell you.
Thank you for fighting the good fight, unicornsandbutane.
#the starter pack for âhow to deal with villain apologists
Bonus:
âIâm having a very terrible childhood right nowâ was such a line.
for real, though, why do recipes consistently tell you to use less herbs and spices in than you should. fuck your âtwo cloves of garlic,â fuck your âhalf teaspoon of cinnamon,â and you can absolutely go to hell with your âdash of black pepperâ
Iâm pretty sure that the only time Iâve ever actually managed to overseason food was when working with balsamic vinegar, which is the most overpowering motherfucker of a sauce known to man
i appreciate the energy and anger in this post, which is righteous and just
"Well that was easier than expected" -Peregrin Took
Dumb and/or Strange Magic Items
Hi, I am still trying to think of more things for my worldbuilding post, but Iâm still trying to come up with ideas! So I thought I might as well share some of the stupid magic items that Iâve made over the past, like, year and a half of DMâing. Some of them are still useful but some are just garbage, only there for comic relief.
1) Circlet of Paranoia Magic Item The wearer does not take damage from Sneak Attacks, and cannot be Surprised. However, they also do not benefit from short or long rests because they cannot sleep. 2) Diary of Automatic Recording Wondrous Item Records every dayâs events by itself, writing onto its own pages. However, the book writes from its own perspective, not the partyâs.
3) Pet Rock Wondrous Item A rock with the appearance of a rock with a face poorly etched onto one side with charcoal. When the command word is spoken, the rock transforms into a random beast of the DMâs Discretion that will protect the user for the next 24 hours. When the 24 hours ends, the Rock vanishes. 4) Box Oâ Bees Summons 1d4+1 Swarms of Wasps when used as an action. They donât particularly fight anyone, theyâre just wasps. 5) Hat of Conjure Explosive Animal Wondrous Item Once per day, as an action, a player can pull out a small, red, mirage-like rabbit. It has 1HP and an AC of 10. Once the creature hits 0HP, anything within a 5ft radius takes 5d4 fire damage as the rabbit explodes.
6) Knuckles of Chuckles Magic Weapon A weapon that deals no damage. Whenever you hit a creature with it, they have to succeed on a DC10 Wisdom Saving Throw or begin laughing for the next 2 turns.
Just saw this on Twitter. An awesome idea for players who are stuck and for DMs to foster more involvement from your party in the world. @probablynpcrpgideas
The Storypath system actively encouraged this sort of gameplay as part of its core design.
This is amazing.
