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Multifandom. Currently: EPIC, Conclave and KCD2. SHE/HER | FR/EN/ES

[extraaterrestre]

I had so much fun working on this (yes I managed to make a Conclave animatic with an EPIC THE MUSICAL song yes I need to get a job that's not the point)

Enjoy 🐸

[femmefaramir]

older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:

éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.

therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:

[hobbit-hole]

there’s a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats it’s the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping

[delicatelytoobear]

the artist for this particular piece is Frank Frazetta and to be fair to him this is how he drew the orcs armor 

so the rohirrim comment is probably not that far off

[adhd-trash-mammal]

That’s a man who just straight up had a problem with the concept of wearing pants into battle, and I respect that

[cumaeansibyl]

male or female

hero or villain

sea or land

even in the snow

I guarantee you Frazetta’s Rohirrim were 100% pants-free

[missmollyetc]

Good Old Frank. That man loved bodies and hated clothes so much

[thebyrchentwigges]

[trist-pkmngal]

Frank Frazetta was the reason He-Man was designed like that; the producers conduct a study to see what art appeal the most to children, and Frank’s work came out on top in popularity. So everyone in He-Man is dressed the way they are directly because of Frazetta.

[snugglebunchesofeyes]

That man gave us the gift of warrior thighs and tits for everyone.

[olderthannetfic]

Ah, it has been too long since I have seen the no pants post on my dash. And yes, this is a rare case where it wasn’t some sexist nonsense but an egalitarian No Pants Agenda.

[olderthannetfic]

It’s time for my regular reblog of Gondor Needs No Pants

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Frank Frazetta - Wikipedia

Frank Frazetta - Wikipedia

“I am definitely an ass man. It blows my mind. Talk about simple shapes. Two very simplistic curves. It’s so dumb, but they are fascinating as hell. It’s more than that. It’s the way the rest of the anatomy ties into that area — incredible beauty”

- Frank “godfather of fantasy art” Frazetta

[piierogis]

bird problems ft. fem valvert

kofi doodle for @saninmint 💛💛💛 with their valfemvert designs (my BELOVEDS)

bonus: years later, post seine

[heohl-art]

It's ✨done✨ and I'm SO PROUD I could cry~

• Pas de Deux en Rouge •

🔥

Sometimes I need to go back into my deep love towards theatre, musicals, ballet and so on - still manifesting/praying/summoning all the supreme entities to make the David and Michael reunion at theatre (involving as much tango, bolero jackets and period costumes as possible) happen🕯️🕯️✨ - aaaaaaand I need to say that I've spent a very long and respectful time drawing their... figures. So, I hope it was worth it🙊🩷

I have SO MANY IDEAS. Get ready, people.

I'm a damn phoenix🐦‍🔥

Bonus: ✨details👀✨

the ✨legs✨

the ✨light✨

... can I hear a wahoo?

[fellshish]

nothing legolasts forever

[xfhsfh]

Regardez les options de réponses automatiques que insta propose sur le reel d'une amie qui est à la plage 🫠

Qui parle comme ça sérieux...

[lilithsaintcrow]

"This week I discovered the same pattern, executed by Google. Google Chrome is reaching into users' machines and writing a 4 GB on-device AI model file to disk without asking."

Google Chrome silently installs a 4 GB AI model on your device without consent. At a billion-device scale the climate costs are insane. — Th

Google Chrome is downloading a 4 GB Gemini Nano model onto users' machines without consent, with no opt-in, no opt-out short of enterprise t

[spockvarietyhour]

Google Chrome Secretly Downloads Huge Local AI Models

Google Chrome automatically installs local neural network components on user systems via default configurations. The browser downloads a 4GB

Procedures for disabling it

[lesmiserablesproject]

more acrylic practice, background heavily referencing Poly Bernatene's (polybernatene) "El hombre que atraviesa las paredes"

(in daylight which I did not paint in lol)

[disasterpirate]

Nothing to see here, just Valjean& Javert hugging during the finale (Lille, 24.4.2026)

I will be completely normal about this for the foreseeable future

[muzzeii]

I want you to know exactly where I am and where you can always find me.

[lasalegarce]

wanna know something fucked up (french politics)

[lasalegarce]

so yesterday I was feeding my insomnia on reddit when r/France spat on my face and taught me that Koxie ("tu sais que garçon, si t'enlève la cédille ça fait garcon, et gare aux cons ma fille" etc etc) was running with Sarah Knafo, the right-wing extremist candidate, for Paris's mayoral election

which was already enough to send me into shock because, why tf is Koxie still around? She was supposed to stop existing in the 2000's

[lasalegarce]

but THEN I decided to go visit Sarah Knafo's (who recently fully ate shit on TV bc she didn't know the price for Paris's subway and train subscription) wikipedia page

and I learned that 1) she's 32 years old 2) her boyfriend is ERIC ZEMMOUR 3) Eric Zemmour is 67 which like we knew he was old but reading "67" while descending to hell was really an experience

[lasalegarce]

and THEN

Sarah Knafo's wikipedia page told me that she had some more damaging information for my frontal cortex, and I learned that Sarah Knafo's ex is LOUIS SARKOZY

[lasalegarce]

and AFTER THAT

Wikipedia hyperlinked me to Eric Zemmour's page, where I learned that he has three children from his previous relation, and his oldest son, born in 1997, has been tried in 2023 for harming two people in a accident he cause while driving under influence, and for owning an unregistered switchblade knife

[lasalegarce]

and FINALLY

I gave myself the final blow by realizing that Zemmour's criminal son was actually the same age as Louis Sarkozy, making him the same age as his dad's girlfriend's ex

[lasalegarce]

Bringing this back now because both Louis Sarkozy and Sarah Knafo lost their mayoral runs, which is the funniest thing that could happen

[trashlord-watson]

listen. former first lady carla bruni married nicolas sarkozy, but before that, she was in a relationship with raphaël enthoven for whom she wrote her (popular?) song 'raphaël'. but BEFORE that? well she was in a relationship with raphaël enthoven's DAD.

[electionsmistertumbler]

Lequel mérite le titre de Mister Tumblr ? (Propagande juste en dessous)

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Voting ended onApr 19

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[lesmiserablesproject]

I was only gonna do redraws then idk what happened

[uhhhhmanda]

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

[tiredegggo]

Happy Hanniversery!

[shencomix]

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[rocktheholygrail]

Hannibal (2013-2015)