Life Sucks.

I am laterally productive. I will do productive things, but never the thing I'm suppose to be doing.

[cat-alvarez]

Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019) dir. Jon Watts

“I think Nick Fury just hijacked our summer vacation.”

[breakfastburritosattiffanys]

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[phils-mum-and-llama-placentas]

IT’S STARTED

[itsfantasticallyhomoerotic]

IT’S BEEN NOVEMBER JUST FOR FEW HOURS YOU ANIMALS

[pttnoemi-deactivated20200516]

gentle reminder:

you’re still very young and you’re not supposed to have your whole life figured out yet. dont stress, it’ll all work out and life will be just how you imagined.

[stylesrecord]

Barcelona, Spain - 30/3 (via mmithsex)

[catchymemes]

[luvnaught]

this is the only food critic I’ll accept at my restaurant.

[flufflyspartan110]

@beastlysoul

[gallusrostromegalus]

Feeding your animals (safe) but new-to-them foods is botha great source of enrichment for the and endless hilarity for you.  I reccomend green beans because they’re unwieldly for them to eat so its an involved process.

[paper-mario-wiki]

nobody likes the “bad boys” who insult and degrade their partners while wearing pastel polos with popped collars, people like REAL bad boys who wear leather jackets and take a lot of care in how they shape their pompadour and carry around stiletto switchblades and care about their communities and ride a motorcycle and rebel against the government and says stuff like “NOBODY insults my gal” and gets in fistfights with dudes who catcall their girlfriends. THOSE bad boys are the guys everyone wants.

[geftheshittalkingmongoose]

We want the boys society says are bad, not actually bad boys

[aphony-cree]

Classic bad boys went against the mainstream masculine society of their time. They embraced attributes that were considered girly: longer hair, use of hair products, appreciation in their appearance, enjoyment of art and music. They rebelled against the notion that as soon as you left high school you needed to work a respectable job, get married, and have 2.5 children. They were bad because they didn’t follow what society said a man should be, and that’s why it was attractive

[stonedbabyygirl]

drink some water you beautiful and capable but dehydrated bitch

[astraldemise]

people with dark brown hair and dark brown eyes are so pretty.. fantastic combination…

[astraldemise]

god i never realised how little people with dark brown hair n eyes get complimented until i made this post and discussed it with one of my friends, you guys dont get appreciated as much as you should and im glad that this small post meant something to you, youre all lovely

[tastefullyoffensive]

[softhoneybuns]

That paw’s GLOWIN

[news1es-forever]

Is no one talking about the dog’s face?

[smileystyles-deactivated2024112]

Youngblood (2018)

[kawozhin-moved-blog]

learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade

[konorai]

Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade

[sadsocietypress]

[thewintersoldivr]

Never forget the best story ever.

[tastefullyoffensive]

When you realize the human is trying to bathe you. (via tintin45450721)

[stripedsilverfeline]

The damning mew of utter betrayal.

[lord-kitschener]

Top 10 Anime Betrayals

[soothingmask1]

I was out with a bunch of people this weekend and this guy suddenly went “man I miss my wife” and went home. like…I want that

[msbluesunflower]

Have people realized that after Loki says “Odinson” and looks at Thor teary eyed then turns back to Thanos and says “swear to you my undying fidelity”, he’s actually saying that to Thor? It was around the same moment the knife appeared in his hand. He decided he was dying for his brother then, and he wanted to settle all the history between them and he wanted him to know he was loyal to him until his dying breath. The look in Thor’s eyes shows that he understood what it means and he’s so goddamn scared. It fucks me up.

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

paul rudd: [an actor who has played many different roles through his career, and now even plays a superhero that will likely be his most recognized character]

ben wyatt’s voice in the back of my head, softly whispering: