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Jo. 27. They/it/meow. White. Selfship blog: @eyeship. Icon by cornflakesdoesart.

[eyestime]

This is my main blog!! If you're here to follow my selfship blog, I'm @eyeship

18+ followers only please.

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[t00thpasteface]

random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

[karvina]

[evilqueerwizardassociation]

Misionero Comido Por Tigre, 1907, Noé León

[gothhabiba]

I love not playing along

[gothhabiba]

"she's gained a lot of weight lately" "oh, good for her"

"on the wrong side of 40" "huh, which side is that?"

❗️I am not playing along with you❗️

[making-friendos]

Ferocious little beast

[badassdemonsword]

My dark confession is that i want to put moisturizer on a vulture's head

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[tenderheliotrope]

[flanzee]

cravings ..................

[minyard-05]

don't let being born a girl stop you from being the man your father never was

[makeshiftlove]

😏✨

#DoubleChinWeek2026 Day 5

[emotionalmoss]

idk y’all should treat fat men better. and i don’t mean mildly chubby guys i mean honest-to-god love-handles-and-double-chins fat guys. stop calling them shit like discord mods or gross weebs or nasty creeps or neckbeards or that they’re stinky or sweaty or beer bellied or whatever else. fatphobia isn’t cute, even repackaged in a neat little box of “ew men”

[flanzee]

that one friend that's too employed

[permo2003]

I think someone called them the "antenna team," and I can't stop thinking about it xd

Anyway, I tried to draw them in my own style

By the way... I have a headcanon: Dr. Harlow is the smallest member of the Antenna team, since—from what I've researched—muntjacs are small deer compared to a common deer, so to speak.

[yorgen-sh]

[slowavesloth]

[segamascott]

[saltoncity]

“i love how we as a fandom have just agreed that–” don’t include me in this. do NOT lump me in with that.