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We're trying for a baby.

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Granny a thug.

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Sweet deal on an iPhone.

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How to Make a Zag Special

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Facebook is not your therapist.

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What Would You Look Like as an Offended Little Bitch?

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Elderly Nudes

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Diamonds aren’t forever.

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Facebook Notification Was Just a Stupid Event Reminder

Menlo Park, CA - Disappointment ensued as Facebook felt the need to remind you about a concert that you’re not even going to.

With incidents like these are happening more and more often, activists are calling for Facebook to allow users to turn event notifications off. Facebook, however, has no intention of implementing this feature.

“We don’t want to rob anyone of that mild excitement and immediate spiral of despair,” comments Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook CEO. “We love telling you about events that you’re not even planning to attend. How else would you know that some dickhead you once drunkenly met in a bar is going ‘to an event near you?’”

In related news, you also got a notification suggesting you boost a post on your shitty meme page.

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Cat Calling

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Long and Hard

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Dog Children