🍁

[lakevida]

being asked to leave a physical real life area and calling it a soft ban is pretty good

[elvarasokazokakurvaelvarasok-de]

[fungiblegoods]

[fiddlesolo]

carlisle walking into the house after a long day of saving lives to find edward pouting at his piano, alice hanging upside down like a bat from the ceiling, rosalie throwing darts at edward to watch them explode upon impact, emmett with his face super glued to the kitchen counter, and esme building a minivan sized replica of the trojan horse in the middle of the backyard

[teathattast]

[notactuallythebrand7up]

[icedlondonfrog]

[unclefather]

[xxemilythestrangexx-deactivated]

[eliasbouchard]

[scrtchptch]

[loadbearingsonicjpg-deactivated]

Why dont you go watch a studio ghibli movie and think about the power of love and kindness and maybe you'll calm down

[emergencychange]

My warning has come

I must run now.

[straycatj]

Mr. J, you look like you're posed like a mermaid in that picture, it's very cute!

こういうイミです？

Do you mean like this?

[dead-and-loving-it-yo-deactivat]

I absolutely love this picture I want to use it as my profile picture

[straycatj]

いいですけど…こんなイイカゲンなやつ…マジで？

I'm OK but are you sure because it's quite cursory and silly... 😑

[fatefulfindings]

I want a tattoo of it

[straycatj]

さすがにそれはやめるですよ

I recommend you to reconsider seriously

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

who give a shit

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

[campfireharvest-deactivated2019]

this website has destroyed my fucking sense of humour like who do i share this with. who do i show this to. all of my friends are normal and i cant show my family anything i do online so just what the fuck where do i go from here

[translesbianethics]

[omegaverse]

I didn't sleep at all but I feel amazing I can feel the dragon energy coursing through my veins

[omegaverse]

[pissvortex]

[sphinxofgrease]

im going thru my follower list and blocking everyone who i think is a robot and man some of yall dont make it easy to see if youre a human or not by first glance i respect your aesthetics but also holy fuck

[sphinxofgrease]

like is this a human being or is this a robots approximation of human absurdity 

[sphinxofgrease]

Is This A Human Fucking Being

[onceiwashere]

alan turing is laughing at us right now

[ewaneneollav]

[revedas]

No problem, Mr. Wonder, take your time.

[theriddlerisanerd]

They dropped this on us as if we knew about the Diet Coke button

[thestraggletag]

I'm tired of googling nonsensical Donald Trump posts only to find out they're true.

[hexonxxon]

BRO??