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Ozempic scares the shit out of me. You're telling me there's a drug that takes away both the craving side of hunger and targets the brain's rewards center for eating. You're telling me it takes the joy out of eating and it turns you into a skeleton. Why did we turn The Curse of the Black Pearl into a drug. What the fuck.

nitewrighter

I actually want to thank the diabetics coming on this post like "actually it genuinely is a great treatment for diabetes and it hasn't affected my mood or my enjoyment of food. The real issue is it's getting abused as a weight loss drug which also makes it scarce and more expensive for those who can genuinely benefit from it." Kind of reminds me of the time my brother got permission from our family psychiatrist to try my ADHD medication and his reaction to it was "what the fuck are you on. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON. WHY DO I FEEL LIKE CRYING. YOU'RE ON THIS EVERY DAY!?!"

Body chemistry! It makes a big difference in how your body processes a drug! What can be genuinely helpful for some folks is The Curse of the Black Pearl for others!

mewvore

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

lastoneout

Here's my real tip for anyone moving out on their own for the first time; when you buy a set of measuring cups or spoons buy ones that have the measurement engraved into the cup/spoon and do NOT buy ones where it's just printed on. Because that ink/paint/ect. can rub off and then you'll have a bunch of useless little spoons and cups you have to get rid of bcs they no longer say what size they are. Don't ask me how I know, just trust me that you wanna buy engraved ones.

messsssmer

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

fireknightqueelign

thy mother

messsssmer

Art thou for fucking real

so-much-for-subtlety

my hole! my hole! this hole was made for me !!

parkchanwoohoo

I truly believe if you don't understand why a person ought to feel at best humiliated for joining the US military, you are ill-equipped to talk about any political matters outside of the country and most matters within as well

memecucker

#Eu

hypotenussy

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

thecharmingquirksofothers

incredible prev tags

k0mmari

Because Brazil won Im drawing an AU where everything is the same except Shen Yuan is brazilian

k0mmari

It took me 8 hours but here he is

AU where everything is the same but Shen Yuan is brazilian

#No wait I love this #He could read the novel in Mandarin because he's got family in Macau or something #Since Brazil has now lost #Clearly SY died of rage after Bruno missed that penalty against Norway #And the rest is history #That 'cu' when he's trying to get Binghe to invent brigadeiro #I'm so sorry........ I understand the struggle #Scum Villain's Self Saving System #SVSSS #Art

junodoom

ig suggestion: interaction between shang qinghua and tianlang-jun!

#MOBEI STOP FALLING FOR THE DISTRACTION AND COME GET YOUR MAN #THERE'S A HEAVENLY DEMON TRYING TO FUCK HIM!!!!!!!#scum villain's self saving system #svsss #Art #What even is their ship name #Tianshang #Probably

gondorrevealparty

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

gondorrevealparty

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.