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almost home

roma★
sheepfilms
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Claire Keane
noise dept.
occasionally subtle
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
DEAR READER

Origami Around
YOU ARE THE REASON
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todays bird

oozey mess
Xuebing Du
Peter Solarz

JBB: An Artblog!
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

@theartofmadeline

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@fakeslimer-blog
if yall wanna go follow my twitter account (which is also fakeslimer, be careful it isnt realslimer) it would be highly appreciated. i post over there now
somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment
I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever
reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades
guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay
May your GPA rise due to clerical error.
On February 3rd, 2019, we will have 2/3/19.
TODAY’S THE DAY!
heard you were looking for root vegetables
*puts you in a wicker basket*
*puts you in a wicker basket*
weeeeee!!! ^_^
i’ve been busy making really important playlists
i found this in my recommended section of spotify
Me: [dismounts horse so I can grab a pumpkin]
Horse: [already halfway across the world in a ditch]
Is this Minecraft, Skyrim, Legend of Zelda, or real horses
mhmmm yeah
would you guys like to see the most unique rare and blessed picture i’ve ever taken?
his day now
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.
honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March
Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo
If you’re doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?
*sits in a pan with olive oil and carmelizes*
If you’re fortunate enough, your internal organs will spend their entire lifespan in absolute darkness.
Not if I swallow this glow stick!
Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man #1 - “Mother of Exiles” (2019)
written by Tom Taylor art by Juann Cabal & Nolan Woodard
I can’t believe that little girl is going to MURDER SPIDER MAN
man the juxtaposition really makes it seem like that bourbon insta-killed her