Junior Shitposter @fakeslimer-blog - Tumblr Blog

if yall wanna go follow my twitter account (which is also fakeslimer, be careful it isnt realslimer) it would be highly appreciated. i post over there now

daminwayne

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

bebe-benzenheimer

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

impolitecanadian

guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay

gorillateaparty

May your GPA rise due to clerical error.

unsettlingstories

silver-glass-deactivated2021021

On February 3rd, 2019, we will have 2/3/19.

marauders4evr

TODAY’S THE DAY!

hungwy

heard you were looking for root vegetables

*puts you in a wicker basket*

hungwy

*puts you in a wicker basket*

tinybed

weeeeee!!! ^_^

larkstonguesinaspicpart1

i’ve been busy making really important playlists

i found this in my recommended section of spotify

millibelle-deactivated20250804

Me: [dismounts horse so I can grab a pumpkin]

Horse: [already halfway across the world in a ditch]

dzamie

Is this Minecraft, Skyrim, Legend of Zelda, or real horses

millibelle-deactivated20250804

mhmmm yeah

smogft

would you guys like to see the most unique rare and blessed picture i’ve ever taken?

smogft

his day now

fuckthisbloganditscurses

Happiness Will Come To You.

12goblins

when tho

fuckthisbloganditscurses

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

wizardshark

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

zigxortega

zac--efren

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

scientiablr

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

muffyblogs

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

teratomarty

If you’re doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?