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Title Tales Ask Game, copied from @ellorypurebloodculture because I like playing it, so it's only fair to return the favour! If you submit a fic title to my asks, I will respond with the pairing I would write and a summary for the hypothetical fic!
You can submit as many as you like, but please only submit one per ask! 🥰
I really like this russian edition of classic books. Letting famous artists do the covers in YA style was such a simple but clever decision. According to the recent study the number of teenage readers increased, possibly thanks to these covers. I own traditional classics with blank covers but if I ever see one of these in the wild, it’ll probably make me go feral.
Here are some of my favs:
Dracula (art by Renibet)
2.Jane Eyre (art by Ulunii)
3. Little women (art by чаки чаки)
4. The Idiot (the hedgehog-omg-) (art by Xinshi)
5. Pride and Prejudice (art by Cactusute)
6. War and Peace (art by Xinshi)
7. Wuthering Heights (art by Renibet)
8. The Great Gatsby (art by NIKEL)
9. Frankenstein (art by Iren Horrors)
10. Crime and Punishment (art by REDwood)
11. Anna Karenina (art by Ulunii)
12. The Cherry Orchard (art by lewisite)
13. The Master and Margarita (art by Renibet)
TT, courtesy of Criminal Minds: "Carrying a corpse through the front door WOULD tend to perk up the neighbours."
Theodred Nott/Female Charlus Potter
Little in life catches a Peverell descendant's attention more quickly than the aura of death. So, when Heir Theodred Nott walks into breakfast nigh clouded in Death Itself, Heiress Charlotte Potter finds herself irresistibly fascinated.
This has got to be one of my favourite Title Tale Responses yet!
You can tell when someone’s frame of reference for “normal people” is more “people at the church sponsored ice cream social” and less “people on the bus”
the people in the notes saying “people on the bus aren’t normal” are the people this post is talking about.
I took the bus for three years when I lived in Honolulu and haven't lived anywhere with even usable public transit since, but in those three years I had dozens of utterly bizarre experiences that were also Perfectly Normal. This is because the human condition is vast and also Very fucking Weird.
Kid one the bus next to me whose backpack starts moving and it turns out he's got three chickens and a painted turtle he caught in there? This is Perfectly Normal. Humans have been catching small game and transporting it home in whatever they had since we invented bags to put chickens and turtles in.
I traded him three king-size snickers bars I had on me for the turtle because I vaguely remembered that many freshwater turtles were toxic to eat (incorrectly, as it turns out, but this was when I still had a Nokia Brick that lived a blissful, internet-free existence), and didn't want him accidentally poisoning his family, but didn't want to just. Steal his hard-won turtle. This is Perfectly Normal. Humans have been cautious about poisons, looking out for strangers kids and bartering shit since before we were technically humans, probably.
Having acquired a turtle, I now needed to transport the turtle to the on-campus pond that effectively served as an Invasive Freshwater Turtle Containment Zone, but did not have a bag that could adequately contain him so I had to sit the rest of that bus ride, at the station and all through the next bus ride holding the turtle like the world's angriest hamburger. Multiple people were curious about and delighted with the turtle. This is Perfectly Normal. Humans love an animal, especially one that is capable of appearing grumpy, and hands are for holding things.
By the time I got back to Campus, the anthropology and child psychology building that the Invasive Turtle Containment Pond was in had closed, so I had to figure out how to climb the tree over the wall and get down off the roof while holding The World's Angriest And Sharpest Hamburger. I eventually ended up having to briefly shove the turtle into by bra to get up to the initial branch and off the roof without breaking an ankle. This is Perfectly Normal. Humans are, as a species, a bunch of barely-evolved arboreal frugivores and really good at Tree Physics, and I don't know a single titty-having bitch out there that hasn't used their bra as Emergency Pockets at least once, if not daily.
I released the turtle into the Turtle Containment Pond and then had to solve the problem of getting back OUT of the locked building, but Nokia Brick never loses a signal or drops a call (including that time I accidentally dropped it off a 13-story building in the middle of a call to my parents and the damn thing BOUNCED but kept the line open. I miss that phone every day.) and while campus security has been carefully trained to not let people IN to places without proper ID and a call to someone inside, they assume that if you got locked in somewhere, that you got in by legitimate means and not Lemur Shenanigans, so i just called them, apologized that I'd been working late with headphones on and didn't realize I'd been locked in. This is Perfectly Normal, people have been lying to cops since laws were invented, and will continue to do so because all cops are bastards.
Anyway, everyone should have access to good public transportation because freedom of movement is a human right and meeting a broad spectrum of humanity is good for your mental health and spiritual welfare.
This wild ride of a story made me smile so I'm reblogging in hopes it makes others smile as well.
Early one morning, you start your normal routine of making coffee, but when you pull your favorite coffee mug from the cupboard, you find a very small dragon curled up in the bottom, sleeping contentedly.
This is cute 🥺
if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band
It just keeps going and getting better. *^^*
Me two minutes ago: “cry with joy? an animation of cats playing instruments made someone cry with joy?”
Me now: (sobs into a tissue) “OH MY GOD THAT ONE IS PLAYING TWO RECORDERS AT THE SAME TIME” (blows nose)
CAT PARADE IS BACK
ALWAYS reblog Cat Parade! 💕💕💕
And one of them has a little duck on its head 🤣
I’ve been blessed with the kitty marching band! I love them 💚🥰
blessed
every time i watch this something else turns up and i smile like an idiot the entire time
Thinking about…. what if the Pevensies had social media? The usernames and bios?? A mess.
Peter.
@gentlemansarealive&breathing
High King Peter, The Magnificent…. i should have omitted the last part.
Susan
@bitchfacegoldheart
Queen Susan, The Gentle. But I might not be if you piss me off.
Lucy
@girlwithcourage
Lucy heree !! wanna play in the meadow with my faun friends??
Edmund
@dangeroustainted&flawed
King Edmund the Just. dm me if you know how to get Turkish delight.
THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE 2005 | dir. Andrew Adamson
One of my favourite scenes ever! I love this movie so much ❤️😍
Some thoughts for a Narnia/Harry Potter crossover I might play with one day soon.
Peter and Lucy are Gryffindors. Peter becomes Head Boy, Lucy is the popular one, if not always the best behaved...
Susan is a Ravenclaw, and she blossoms into such an ideal Witch that even families like the Malfoys/Notts/Averys are sniffing around her trying to court her @ellorypurebloodculture , do you think Susan could make a good New Blood - or my equivalent of it, anyway?
Edmund is a Slytherin. His blood status could be a problem at first, but, if he fell in with Riddle and co - I don't think he and Riddle are that far apart in age, he might be able to carve himself a niche of sorts. Maybe he plays Quidditch, and excels in something the Knights of Walpurgis might find useful like Runes and/or Arithmancy?
Spotify Wrapped ask game!
you know the drill, send a number & reply with songs from your top 100
Catchiest song
A song you didn't expect to see in your top 10
Sexiest song
Artist/band you didn't thought would be in your top artists (if any)
Oldest song (by release date)
Newest song (by release date)
Most streamed month of your top artist (explain if you think/know why)
Longest song
Favourite lyrics of your #1 song
A song that was also in last year's wrapped
Most famous/popular song (in your opinion)
A song you feel should be higher up
The song with the most peculiar sound (to you)
A song you think is underrated
Most danceable track
A song everyone should know
Saddest song
A song that describes your year so far
Is the most streamed song by your favourite artist your favourite of them?
Happiest song
The song you think will be in next years top songs again
Shortest song
A track that makes you think of a specific colour
A song that could be the soundtrack of a movie
Favourite lyrics of your #100 song
Favourite bassline
I'm not sure if my wrapped has landed yet, but I will have a go if people want me to..
TTAG
Ain’t it a shame with time our dreams turned into jokes
Hogwarts Quidditch Teams during 5th Year.
As a general rule, Slytherin House stands behind High Inquisitor Umbridge. But even they can't get behind her banning the other three House teams. After all, how are they meant to get spotted by talent scouts if they have no one to play?
Something must be done.
By Merlin and Morgana, something WILL be done.
Hi Falcon! For TT, what about: on torn-feathered wings?
Bellatrix Black Lestrange genfic.
Bellatrix hears rumours that her shiftless baby cousin has become an Animagus and refuses to be left behind. She throws everything into becoming one. At last, she succeeds. She is a Raven, sleek and dark and fast. Her heart leaps.
But when she goes to tell her Master, he's no longer around. Avery informs her that he has gone to Godric's Hollow. Gone there alone, to face the Potters one last time.
Title Tales, please!
bathing in pride, envy for soap
Susan Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie and Anne Featherstone.
Anne Featherstone was the Queen Bee at St Agatha's, even though she was just a Third Former. At least she was until the Pevensies came back from the country. Things were different after that.
All of a sudden, SUSAN was the one everyone looked up to, the one who ruled the corridors, even though she wasn't officially Head Girl or Games Captain.
But Susan was a Fifth Former when that happened. By 1942, she was in America, no longer around to protect her odd little sister from the bullies. Anne couldn't wait. After all, revenge was a dish best served cold.
Title Tales: when always becomes never
The Last Hours trilogy. James Herondale and Grace Blackthorn.
The bracelet breaking acts as a seraph blade to James's brain. All of a sudden, he feels as though he's in a whole other dimension. How can he not be, when all of a sudden, he can't even look at Grace anymore? A deeper look into James's psyche before and after he throws off the spell.
TTAG
La pire des bénédictions; La plus belle des malédictions
Ik Ik it’s in French but I have been chokeholds by arcane so apologies me
Well, it took me a while to get around to Google translating this, but now that I have..
Merope Gaunt genfic.
On New Year's Eve 1926, Merope Gaunt lies in a bed of blood and watches a strange woman swaddle her newborn child. She knows she won't survive the night. But she doesn't mind. All she wants is for Tom to live the life she never did.
