Folie De Moi

Hi, I'm Alison and I really love Fall Out Boy!!

[godtierhoroscopes]

This the Blue Florida of prosperity Reblog for 4 years of good luck

[dhaaruni]

And furthermore… COME THROUGH BLEXAS

[ghosttumbl]

[lapinors]

[theotherwesley]

on my way to steal your garden veggies 

[wizardnuke]

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

[wizardnuke]

governor of the colony: hey I’m gonna go back to england to get more supplies

115 colonists: okay

governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit

governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone

governer: sees the word “croatoan”, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post

croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin

everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke

[chotimoti]

[wizardnuke]

hi! op here. I’m fucking hyperventilating

[buckythepotato]

just 2020 things

[dunsparce]

life is hard for this dog

[shinvermouthea]

how do i explain plato’s allegory of the cave  to a dog

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[imlej-deactivated20201207]

Good things are happening 🧿

Things that are meant to be are falling into place 🧿

[ruinedchildhood]

[the-butt-of-achilles]

If I had the opportunity to get my wife that I love out of Hades I would simply not turn around to check if she's there

[the-butt-of-achilles]

RIP to Orpheus but I'm different

[the-butt-of-achilles]

I mean RIP to Eurydice foremost

[idontknowokayhelp]

Me: hey pass the aux

Friend: you’re not going to put on depressing music and start crying are you?

Me:

[falling-forfalloutboy]

I got DUMPED! Over TEXT! I am 21 years old and I date men with the emotional maturity of a 12 y/o!!!

[shameshack]

Kill me

[jasper-rolls]

#‘killing him slowly’ how do you kill him faster

[arielenhasarrived-deactivated20]

reblog to kill him faster, like to kill him slowly

[secretly-a-jedi]

everyone, please, go. go and have sex with every one of your friends so they know you accept them completely

[pardonmewhileipanic]

[lastparty]

it's just like (i'm waiting for it that green light i want it) (she's so hard to please but she's a forest fire) (can you hear the violence?) (sorry i was never good like you) (my mother's love is choking me vs i am my mother's child) (in my head in my head i do Everything right) (all of my heroes fading now i can't stand to be alone) u know?

[misterandry]

in these times i will not be shamed for laughing at ted cruz getting out of mandatory quarantine, immediately shaking hands with an infected person, and being forced right back into mandatory quarantine 

[mothsplaining]

when dogs are scary smart

over the last several months, we have been implementing a protocol to eliminate karybelle the sheltie’s barking surrounding her mealtimes. we have accomplished this by initially introducing an alternate activity during prep time (stuffed kong) and religiously giving her a time out gated in the yard if she stops that activity to bark, thus delaying her dinner until she’s quiet. this has been extremely successful; she’s gone from barking literally 100+ times during meal prep to barking 0 times, and only occasionally slips up. the behavior she has chosen to replace her meal-prep-screaming (after all, that energy has to go somewhere) is frantically - but silently - running circles around the coffee table to finally slam into a perfect down-stay as her bowl is set down.

this evening as the food was coming out, karybelle seamlessly slipped into her silent circling routine. except after a couple of reps, she abruptly changed course, yeeted herself out the dog door, barked once, and immediately jumped back in to resume her circling.

if that isn’t a demonstration of crystal clear understanding of criteria, i...don’t know what is lmao

[tchaikovskaya]

literally the canine version of this

[babyanimalgifs]

for anyone that’s having a bad day, here are pictures of animals sniffing flowers

[heroes-get-made-deactivated2022]

A few more:

[nessa007]

2020 mood be like

[niqabisinparis]

is there anything more bitter than letting go of friends that you thought were your ride or die? coming to terms with the fact that you’re walking down different paths and you’ll be dismembered if you don’t let go of their hand. being true to yourself and your self-worth is something we’re never warned about. no one ever tells you that you’ll spend weeks pondering where it went wrong, what you did wrong, until you come to the somber realization that your time together on this earth just might be over. 

[rowantheprince]

this took me out