Fancy-um

yeah this is basically a lot of random stuff i find funny and pictures of animals

[coughloop]

puddle water is basically cigarettes for dogs

[teathattast]

[waitineedaname]

I simply don't think that's true eBooks.com but thank you anyway

[lesbianshepard]

phrasing of this is taking me out

[voregeoisie]

[3000s]

i love how defensive the last part is, the greenland shark wrote that

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

[myself-when-i-am-real]

[cryptidsandchaos]

might fuck around and walk into a thick fog and never return idk

[rob-pattinson]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

its human nature to want a bunch of small jars

[celceta]

I love seasonal fruits they’re like girl we’re back lol

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[oldergod-deactivated20191130]

bella: im so excited to see the baby i literally broke my spine and died for!

it:

[susiethemoderator]

lmaooooo,,, leave resume alone 😩

[biglawbear]

RESUME

[turing-tested]

me, around any type of angel statue: oh fuck haha better not blink

me, a milisecond later: really? really? what fucking year is it? really? are you sure? reall

[ericandre-official-deactivated2]

shit they fuckin got him

[owlmylove]

‪me, reading about women in Ancient Greece who could devote their entire lives to being a virgin priestess of hallucinogenic honey: god I wish that was me ‬

[twentydun]

will today’s kids ever know how truly iconic Harry Potter Puppet Pals: The Mysterious Ticking Noise was??? Will they ever know how it shaped us as a society?? 

[pileofknives]

why?

[eightplustwelveistwenty]