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@fancyduckie
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Simple people.
your expectations for female characters become so fucking high after reading/watching fullmetal alchemist because of shit like this. Arakawa spoiled us. Opened our EYES. The sheer wasted potential of every female character in every other piece of media…your fave could never
bar is high, LETS KEEP IT UP THERE
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This is adorable
some fools be like “i play games to escape my responsibilities” then pick tank or healer
in my greatest fantasies i am able to help people
listen… I don’t even need Birds of Prey (2020) to be Good Cinema™… if I learned anything from Ghostbusters it’s that I will quite happily be obsessed with literally any depiction of adult women hanging out, supporting each other, and being Really Fucking Weird together… you don’t need to be good, BOP, just give me a found family girl gang and treat Cassandra right and my heart is yours
why must a movie be good? is it not enough to watch a bunch of women go absolutely feral in the way only Gotham City can enable? to share a single brain cell whilst hunting the Joker for sport and protecting Cassandra Cain with their lives?
and maybe Batman’s booty ass?
and maybe Batman’s booty ass
tohru, uo-chan, & hana-chan.
attended junji ito’s artist talk today and his literal advice to all artists/cartoonists can be summed up with “go to fucking sleep”
If this is true, then the cultural context of this is especially important. Death By Overwork is so much a thing in Japan - especially in the creative media industry, including video games, manga and film - they have their own word for it (Karōshi). Illnesses that could have been caught and treated earlier, if not for the expectation of constant overwork and the culture of shame over taking any time off for any reason, have claimed the lives of geniuses like Satoshi Kon and Satoru Iwata. And they will continue to take people’s lives, and rob the world of everything they could have gone on to create, as long as they’re not allowed time to take care of themselves. We will never see another Nintendo game with Iwata’s name on it. Satoshi Kon’s ‘Dreaming Machine’ will be unfinished forever, and will probably never see the light of day. Countless creators are working themselves into an early grave, and all it does is ensure their life’s work will be cut short. So listen to horror dad, fuck “crunch culture”, and take a fucking nap.
Every time somebody calls Setsuna an old lady in Seramyu.
This is exactly the kind of quality musical content I’m here for.
Setsuna: (is, like, 20)
A bunch of fucking preschoolers tasked with saving the world: so…ancient
It’s also hilarious that all of Setsuna’s jobs (grad student, school nurse) are things she’s actually way too young for. In the eyes of her peers, she’s probably a wee babe who just seems a little mature for her age.
Setsuna’s coworkers (pointing to Setsuna): is baby
Setsuna’s friends (pointing to Setsuna): is grandma
Setsuna: time is an illusion and doesn’t matter but also - rude
I love the goose game because it's a game about being as much as a mean bastard goblin as you possibly can but also you're just a dumb wild animal so morally you havent done anything wrong so you dont feel bad about it
Spider-Verse fanfiction idea I’ll never get around to writing:
Teacher: Congratulations, Miles. Your paper on multi-dimensional physics has attracted a TON of interest from our Science Mentorship partners. We’ve found you a really wonderful Science Mentor who’s going to be helping you prepare your Youth Science Innovators presentation this week.
Miles: Oh, wow, my parents are gonna be so proud.
Teacher: So, let me introduce you to Dr. Olivia Octavius. Thank you, doctor, for being part of this mentorship program.
Liv: It’s my pleasure, I’m just happy I can help inspire the science community of tomorrow.
Miles: … D:
Important additions:
- Liv is 100% legitimately invested in being a good Science Mentor. After all, today’s young scientists are tomorrow’s reality-warping coworkers.
- Miles’s paper was an edited version of his research on small, stable inter-dimensional portals, so he can hang out with Gwen/get multiverse help against major threats.
- Sometimes, Miles forgets to be scared or angry at Doc Ock and starts actually learning from her, except she inevitably proposes something super unethical and then unconvincingly adds “…theoretically, of course” and Miles starts planning how to counter whatever doom-bot she’s just come up with as Spider-Man.
- May Parker has been helping Miles with spider-gadgets and general science stuff after school. At some point, she and Liv have an angry shouting match over who gets science-custody of their science-nephew.
- Miles has to figure out how to turn down a very plush internship offer from Octavius at the end of the week. His parents insist he take it, he fails to come up with a good reason not to that doesn’t involve Spider-Man knowledge. His parents have Liv over for dinner, she speaks highly of their son and his bright future. The family loves her.
- When Liv eventually figures out his secret identity, she goes full punch-clock villain and keeps mentoring Miles while fighting Spider-Man’s attempts to stop her Bad Idea Science.
i really like when crows just insert themselves into a group of other birds and then act like there is absolutely nothing strange about it
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nobody will suspect a thing
me: oh this? *waves a giant stick around* this is my “protecting bi women who used to id as lesbians” stick
me: oh, this?? *waves a giant stick around* this is my “protecting lesbians who used to id as bi women” stick
dual wield
u are one of the very few ppl with valid additions to this post, thank u
Super Live in NY!
Simba gets a bad rap for like leaving pride rock and his mom and not wanting to go back and shit to face Scar but if I’d had the option after deeply damaging childhood trauma to just run off and disappear to be raised in paradise by a supportive gay couple I totally would’ve no tea no shade just facts
IKEA Gothic
You check the time. It’s 1pm
Don’t take a cart from outside. They won’t like it. They’re meant to be left outside. Leave them alone
You go in. The lines stretch for miles. You can’t see the end
There is no end
That’s okay, they’ll be shorter when you leave
You need a lamp. They’re downstairs. Through the turnstile
There are dishes. Stairs leading to nowhere
Don’t follow them. You might not come back
Follow the arrows. Don’t get lost, you won’t come out
You check the time. It’s 1pm
There are pillows. Metal bins filled with pillows. There is no bottom. There are always pillows
Why are there rugs with pillows? Don’t ask outloud. They won’t answer you. You will anger them
There’s a worker. Don’t look too long. She isn’t human.
Don’t ask them questions, they won’t answer. They can’t, it stole their voices
Don’t look at the people. They aren’t people
They’ve been here too long. The store has consumed them
You check the time. it’s 1pm
You need a lamp. There are light bulbs. Where are the lamps
There’s a lamp. Only one. It shouldn’t be there. You take it
Something heavy is in your pocket. It’s a watch. It put it there. You check the watch. It’s 1pm
Follow the arrows. They’ll take you out. Don’t get lost
There are stairs. There is no exit. People are waiting to checkout. They never will. The checkout doesn’t exist
You go upstairs
You keep going upstairs
There is no upstairs
You’re upstairs. You check a clock. It’s 1pm
There are windows. It’s black outside. The sun doesn’t exist here. You aren’t where you think
Follow the arrows. Don’t get lost
It’s 1pm. It’s been 1pm for the past year. Your friends are worried. They don’t come for you. They’re too afraid
Follow the arrows. Don’t get lost
It’s 1pm
Follow the arrows
Send in your bread
@spaghetti-and-regretti
ya’ll headcanoning Miles shoplifting art supplies on the regular when canonically he can’t even get away with tagging a postal box with a removable sticker…is very sus…
Whites: so he uhhh is black…so they STEAL but he does it artistically….UwU
It shows they really want to apply racist stereotypes to miles even though it doesn’t make any sense whatsoever lol. First of all Miles is a good kid who would never steal and his family clearly has enough money to buy art supplies, even the expensive kind lol. And even if he wanted to steal something, you think Jefferson would let him get away with it?? Never have I heard someone headcanoning Spiderman as a thief. Spiderman, the friendly neighborhood hero who walks people home and stop people from robbing stuff, is gonna steal stuff from art stores????
miles wouldn’t steal anything ever. he’s too good a kid to