no bark, all bite

call me Pawf !! Nr. 1 MetalClaws enjoyer

[depsidase]

[unicorncryptid]

"my life isn't a crime, I'm not one of those people -"

"you sure? new parameters for Those People just dropped. check again."

[snowluthor]

The Sheep Detectives is fun because it's a mystery about sheep trying to solve the murder of their beloved shepherd while also learning about the concept of death and there is a lot of heavy discussion about death and what happens to us (both humans and animals) when we die and we see examples of both of these types of death and it rips your heart out and then puts it back together in the end and also one of the sheep is voiced by Patrick Stewart and he makes funny sounds when he sticks his tongue out

[rimonoroni2]

my general opinion on what people should be "allowed" to portray and what topics they should be "allowed" to explore in fiction is that you can make whatever art with whatever themes you want but i'm also allowed to think the way you handled it was tasteless and should've been done differently. my negative opinion on your handling of sensitive topics is the price of admission for publicly showcasing your work. this is not a pro-censorship stance because i am not The Government

[rimonoroni2]

this is getting really popular so i’d like to add the important caveat that your criticism of a work is no more unassailable than the work itself. just as one is entitled to be critical of something someone else is entitled to disagree with that criticism. i add this because some of you pretend to give a fuck about thoughtful analysis and then when someone points out flaws in your argument you declare that all criticisms are valid. this is untrue. the status of a hater is no more sacred than that of a liker. get off your high horse and engage in the thoughtful discussion you pretend to believe in or perish by my blade

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[chilewithcarnage]

[ten-and-donna]

the utter ecstasy of “is that lavENDER?” is what sells it for me

[pulling-aggro]

a level of appreciation for charcuterie the likes of which has never been seen before

[energyprison]

dr frankenstein was one of the first to invent a guy to be mad about

[theforestknows]

Celebrating the 10th anniversary of Captain America: Civil War with @teamcap10 for their Day 2 Theme: Villains.

This is an AU of what might have happened after Zemo took control of Bucky in Berlin and Bucky managed to escape from the CIA headquarters to meet up in Siberia (if Steve hadn’t stopped his helicopter getaway by hugging it so hard).

Also. I love Zemo so gd much.

[pvrrhadve]

you've met me at a very wild animal caught in a bear trap gnawing off its own leg time in my life

[vamplire]

i love you vampires. i love you gothic horror. i love you unsettling themes. i love you religious imagery. i love you doomed narratives. i love you rot and decay.

[yabagofmilfs]

on a related note—awhile back i created this wheel with all the summer bingo prompts from last year.

spin it twice—would you read/write that combo?

helllllll yeah brother

for sure

eh it’s fine

no thanks i hate it

i have no feelings about it / im bald / nuance

Voting ended onApr 30

bonus points if you elaborate on your choice in the tags because i’m nosy.

[zoestorm]

Hey I have a question for y'all.

From where you are right now, could you reach the nearest sea or ocean by foot in less than a day?

Yes

No

Voting ended onApr 30

(reblog for sample size)

[seven-winged-liar]

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

[luluisoff]

[fallout-lou-begas]

wordle in 1: joyless. it is statistically inevitable that your go-to starting word will be the solution one day, and this is no more of an accomplishment than running a random number generator once a day until it gives you "1"

wordle in 2: misleading. you may think that this is the highest achievement, but it suffers from the same disappointment of a lucky guess that wordle in 1 causes. your second guess is a strategic choice, but ending the game this early just isn't interesting

wordle in 3: the peak. your starting word gave you some information and then your second guess contextualized that information into a solvable position. your sharp intuition and restraint is what truly separates you as above average.

wordle in 4: statistically average, par for the course, the baseline against which all other wordles are compared.

wordle in 5: you're sweating. you made a mistake at some point, or your starting word was effectively useless, and it took an extra guess above average to close things out. wordle in 5 comes as a relief.

wordle in 6: crushing humiliation. you have technically succeeded but at what cost. your thirty square grid will stare back at you like barrels of a firing squad. a failure in all but name.

wordle failure: never your fault. what kind of stupid word even was that like come on

[materialistses]

Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord & Christopher Miller

[wolfythewitch]

Do not praise me for drawing all those horses in the animatic I traced all of them I find a picture of a herd of horses and I traced them I look up horse statues and I traced them I search horse racing and horse sports and I traced all of them. Real horseheads will probably be able to identify the pictures I traced over

[wolfythewitch]

I tried getting a 3D model of a horse to also trace over but tbh it crashed my toonboom and I've been scared of it since

[wolfythewitch]

You're laughing. The horses killed my entire family and you're laughing

[wolfythewitch]

Disclaimer this isn't me shitting on tracing, it is a valuable tool as long as you're not profiting or exploiting off other people's work. It's just kinda funny to me. I know I'm pretty decent at character acting and composition work, it's just horses. They're out to get me

[silverfox419]

"i can fix him" "i can make her worse" is the best lotis dynamic btw

[icannotgetoverbirds]

reblog to throw tomatoes at the new update