no bark, all bite

call me Pawf !! Nr. 1 MetalClaws enjoyer

[autistobrat]

I’m lying face down on the floor. Reblog to join.

[horsefriend]

[putnamspuppeteer]

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

[brookietf]

[catgirlforeskin]

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

[seraphiminn]

she made a comic about the experience on twitter

[catboybiologist]

happy pride

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

An Update from back in October I'm surprised wasn't added to this post. lol

[kijimha]

just because you havent seen me post about The Character in a while doesn't mean i'm any less insane about them in private

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

[thisblogismysecret]

I think I've probably followed @hashtagonlyingotham for too long bc i'm on like my third superman rewatch and every time i watch those first two fight scenes i get SO pissed at the civilians. Not like in a horror movie "oh my god get OUT of there?!" kind of way, but in a sort of tired, envious way. Oh you just get to watch your demigod punch a big alien a bunch and save squirrels with his superspeed?? SOME of us have to take hand to hand combat lessons and carry a gas mask because we never know if the bat who's gonna show up is working with a couple broken ribs and/or an identity crisis and getting taken hostage means that you have to stay after to talk to the fucking COPS--

And then i snap back to reality because hey, queen. We don't fucking live in Gotham City. Thats a fake place. Let's calm down.

[supercalifragipopculturevomit]

Magic The Gathering | Marvel Super Heroes: German Promo p.s. did they forget about Daniel's wedding band, or is that a character choice for Zemo 😅

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

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[inthefallofasparrow]

[morhath]

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

[bookaddict7342]

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

[morhath]

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

[passumbapper]

it's almost summer do you guys want my stupid hyperoptimized lemonade recipe that takes half a day to make and whips absolute ass

[passumbapper]

Fruited Lemonade That Makes You Reconsider It All

ingredience:

lemons/limes (this needs to make up the bulk of the fruit being used, like at least 80%)

whatever other fruits or fruit scraps you want, plus any herbs/other flavorings you want to try. by fruit scraps I mean things like cherry pits, apple peels, pineapple cores, strawberry ends, things like that.

granulated white sugar, the coarser the better, 50% by weight of total citrus rinds + 100% by weight of any additional fruit. you'll measure this after you prep the fruit.

water as needed

equipment:

a few nonmetallic mixing bowls

a mesh strainer

a chinoise, ricer or some cheesecloth

a kitchen scale

a citrus juicer or reamer (manual or electric)

a potato masher

juice the citrus through a strainer - saving all rinds -  and refrigerate the juice for the time being. dice the rinds and other fruits if any, keeping the rinds separate. make note of weights, and measure your sugar.

 Place sugar in a large nonmetallic bowl. If using non-citrus fruits and/or any other flavorings, mix them in with the sugar and mash with potato masher. add diced citrus rinds, mix thoroughly, and mash again. cover and let stand at room temperature for at least 4 hours. this allows the sugar to draw out flavors that would otherwise get discarded with the rinds, and the rinds' acids should be enough to dissolve the sugar into a syrup.

Afterward, mash one last time, then collect the syrup by pressing the macerated mixture through a strainer/chinoise or ricer, or squeeze it through cheesecloth. if you want, this can be saved as a standalone syrup at this point, for use in cocktails or desserts. if not, slowly pour the reserved juice through the solids to to help get the remaining syrup out, and squeeze/press again. do the same thing one more time with warm water (roughly the same amount of water as juice). discard solids (or try making sangria with them!).

taste the mixture and add more water if necessary. a stronger mix is totally fine if you anticipate serving over ice on a hot day, or adding booze, or if there was a lot of non-sour fruit. keep in mind that it will taste a bit less sweet once it's chilled. pour into a pitcher and refrigerate.

citrus oils will float to the top, so stir/shake before serving. love you. enjoy.

some tried and true flavor combos:

straight lemon or lime, or any combination of the two, is of course an untouchable classic

lemon & strawberries (that's pussy babe!)

lemon & orange with a hint of vanilla (creamsiclemonade...?)

lemon & apples or apple peels with cinnamon/ginger/allspice (for late summer)

some cocktail type combos, booze optional:

lemon or lime & berries with basil + gin

lime & mint + white rum

lime & ginger + dark rum

lime & cucumber + gin

lime & orange (berries optional) + tequila

lemon, orange & cherry + brandy, bourbon, or rye whiskey

[madgastronomer]

holy gods

[fandomclaws]

Pawf's AU-Roulette [2026]

I have done it !! I wrote three works and now it is time to share them with the world Tumblr. Thank you @au-roulette for hosting this, I had lots of fun <3

I signed up with the MCU as a fandom and am happy to say that I have stayed more than consistent and used two of my favourite Sokovians for all three prompts.

Under the cut you will have the link to the collection and a little but about each work separately, please enjoy <3

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

now to all the works separately:

[Еквивалентност смрти] – A “Godfather Death” retelling

01 AU-Roulette: Alternate Universe - Fairy Tale Characters: Helmut Zemo, Heike Zemo, Carl Zemo, Heinrich Zemo Excerpt:

“Take me as your child’s godfather.” the stranger spoke in a voice that was like a cold wind against one's face. “But, who are you, sir?” Zemo asked again, tired eyes watching the figure move closer to him. “I am death, who makes everyone equal.” For a moment Helmut was quietly considering the stranger – death – in front of him. “You are the one. You treat them all the same once their time has come, you shall be my son’s godfather.” Death smiled, a small private thing, and accepted with a silent nod. “I will make your child rich in joy and happiness. He will be loved by the people and will love them back equally, unconditionally. I will stay by his side, for with a friend like myself he need not fear the end.”

Have you heard of the Scarlet Witch?

02 AU-Roulette: Alternate Universe - Mythical/Folklore Characters: Wanda Maximoff, Pietro Maximoff Excerpt:

“She is said to be the most powerful being alive, a woman so strong that there is no other that could compete with her – not even the sorcerer supreme himself. Apparently she wasn’t even born, she was forged by her magic. No need for a coven or incantations, she was able to masterfully manipulate chaos magic from the second she came to life." Wanda took a moment to find her words, hands folded carefully over her lap as she considered what to reveal. “I love how you talk about her.” She finally settled on, “It’s like you know and love her, in a way"

Grey Steel and no Yellow Wall Paper at all

02 AU-Roulette: Alternate Universe - Gothic Horror Characters: Helmut Zemo Excerpt:

It has been so long now, the creature in the wall has not yet emerged fully, only eyes and mouths and hands with nails and sharp claws. I’ve seen them now, the hands I mean. They are just like my own. Nails bitten down, a nervous tick I’ve had ever since being a child, and they are so perfectly replicated that even the guards and medical staff thought I scratched myself. They don’t know, and I don’t want to tell them anymore. They will see soon enough, for I have made a plan of escape once the man behind the steel is ready.

[depsidase]

[unicorncryptid]

"my life isn't a crime, I'm not one of those people -"

"you sure? new parameters for Those People just dropped. check again."

[snowluthor]

The Sheep Detectives is fun because it's a mystery about sheep trying to solve the murder of their beloved shepherd while also learning about the concept of death and there is a lot of heavy discussion about death and what happens to us (both humans and animals) when we die and we see examples of both of these types of death and it rips your heart out and then puts it back together in the end and also one of the sheep is voiced by Patrick Stewart and he makes funny sounds when he sticks his tongue out

[rimonoroni2]

my general opinion on what people should be "allowed" to portray and what topics they should be "allowed" to explore in fiction is that you can make whatever art with whatever themes you want but i'm also allowed to think the way you handled it was tasteless and should've been done differently. my negative opinion on your handling of sensitive topics is the price of admission for publicly showcasing your work. this is not a pro-censorship stance because i am not The Government

[rimonoroni2]

this is getting really popular so i’d like to add the important caveat that your criticism of a work is no more unassailable than the work itself. just as one is entitled to be critical of something someone else is entitled to disagree with that criticism. i add this because some of you pretend to give a fuck about thoughtful analysis and then when someone points out flaws in your argument you declare that all criticisms are valid. this is untrue. the status of a hater is no more sacred than that of a liker. get off your high horse and engage in the thoughtful discussion you pretend to believe in or perish by my blade

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[chilewithcarnage]

[ten-and-donna]

the utter ecstasy of “is that lavENDER?” is what sells it for me

[pulling-aggro]

a level of appreciation for charcuterie the likes of which has never been seen before

[energyprison]

dr frankenstein was one of the first to invent a guy to be mad about

[theforestknows]

Celebrating the 10th anniversary of Captain America: Civil War with @teamcap10 for their Day 2 Theme: Villains.

This is an AU of what might have happened after Zemo took control of Bucky in Berlin and Bucky managed to escape from the CIA headquarters to meet up in Siberia (if Steve hadn’t stopped his helicopter getaway by hugging it so hard).

Also. I love Zemo so gd much.

[pvrrhadve]

you've met me at a very wild animal caught in a bear trap gnawing off its own leg time in my life