[wlwellbutrin]

cats are so fake like they’re theoretically related to apex predators and yet they weigh 8 pounds, sleep 20 hours a day, and scream if you feed them half an hour later than usual

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

I deeply sympathize because I also like to sleep an unreasonable amount and yell when hungry.

[squidong]

incidentally, you are also an apex predator

[feynites]

apex predators are over-hyped, we’re all just tired and whiny.

[stealthflower]

Reblog if you, too, are tired and whiny.

[rorykillmore]

why is the most relatable teenager in this book the alien

[jusketuntrunked]

This is literally how I make conversation

[frogribbit]

i wish people would stop romanticizing not eating breakfast and not getting enough sleep and being dependent on coffee to function and always being in a bad mood and treating yourself poorly because that behavior is very unhealthy for you

[cottoncoast]

especially amongst students it seems to be a competition on who had the least amount of sleep or ate the least or didnt do their work. stop it!!! go to bed and eat breakfast!!!! seriously it isnt cute please be nice to yourself

[bananahomo]

it’s tiring when you’re part of a minority and everything you do makes you a representative of your group. like no, im not doing arson because im transgender, im doing arson and i also happen to be transgender. im definitely not speaking from personal experience or anything, this is just a normal example. please do not look at my pristine criminal record mr. police i’ve been framed

[and-cactus]

[hashtagloveloses]

buzzfeed is on its second week of massive layoffs, including the lovely person who ran the BuzzFeed Tumblrs like BF Unsolved and weirdbuzzfeed, and who did the Dress, and a lot of their UK teams and their national news and investigative reporting on the BuzzFeed News side. 

by the way, the current and now former buzzfeed employees just signed a petition asking BF to pay out their paid time off since reporters rarely take it because they’re worked to the bone, and all of them were laid off after having worked there for years.

[x-deer-teeth-x]

do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? or if their limbs were just slightly too long? or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It

[tornpyre-deactivated20191208]

stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!!

[x-deer-teeth-x]

yknow what? not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I’m glad I could be an inspiration

[ellistruggle]

i finally broke down the sides to their bare essentials

[under-the-b1tcheltoe]

I am… so sorry…

[ellistruggle]

thats exactly what i pictured

[galaxy-lilies]

The first thing I thought of when I saw Virgil

[anxie-teaa]

I’m not sorry

[ellistruggle]

incredible

[konan-supernova]

did i do this right

[ellistruggle]

you absolutely did

its complete now, thank you for your participation

[sandersstudies]

BEHOLD, THOMAS SANDERS

[ellistruggle]

i fully blame you for this @sandersstudies 

[fangirltothefullest]

THIS GOT WAY WORSE (better???) SINCE I SAW IT THIS MORNING

[teacup-of-roses]

IM SOBBING

[bog-body-in-training]

[ellistruggle]

oh my god someone deepfried him

[thatsthat24]

I…. love this.

[dilfhershellayton]

y'all ever get bored but like in an angry way….like you keep picking things up and putting them down bc none of them is The Right Thing and you have like pent up manic energy but absolutely nothing is holding your interest long enough to release it and you’re just >:(

[bi-villain]

[so-doggone-funny]

this is one of the greatest jokes this show has ever landed

[justbadjazz]

I feel like that dril tweet that goes like “I fight capitalism by saying I have never heard of pringles”

[justbadjazz]

[these-deactivated20200627]

it’s so funny when capitalists are like Stopping climate change is TOO EXPENSIVE. like money isn’t even fucking real you know what is? Earth and you know what’s about to not be real anymore? Earth

[nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear]

So I stumbled through the Barbie aisle at Walmart the other day…

…and y'all, I almost cried. Just look at these. LOOK AT THEM.

So many skin tones!

PLUS SIZED BODY TYPES!

NATURAL HAIR STYLES!!! MULTIPLE SHADES OF DARK SKIN!!!

A WOMAN AS A DOCTOR!!!!!

[nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear]

I’M NOT DONE, THERE IS A PHOTO LIMIT!

LOOK AT THIS PROFESSIONAL LADY!

SO MANY SKIN TONES AND BODY TYPES AND LOOK AT THAT MERMAN!!!

FRECKLES!!!

Y'all, I’m just…so so happy.

I’m 35 years old and I’ve never seen a Barbie that looked like me, and then there I am as a Barbie in a purple sweater with thick thighs and evenly proportioned boobs and pink hair and a cat.

I can only imagine how other girls must feel.

Nicely done, Mattel. Nicely done!

[immaplatypus]

Mattel also just announced some new Barbie dolls who have wheelchairs or prosthetic limbs!!!

Like screw anything calling this “politically correct,” this is what the real world literally is.  And the world’s population of children is just as diverse as its adults.  Kids deserve to see themselves represented.  As a disabled person myself, I can’t tell you how much this would have meant to me as a little girl.

[acidashido]

dnd chart based on how people generally put glue on paper

[sickviking-fr]

Wait, I don’t understand chaotic neutral?? How is it chaotic, it’s the most logical!

Gotta make sure your edges are down and secure but also gets the center to help prevent wrinkling. Most effective without wasting glue, Lawful Good.

[metapianycist]

descriptions:

lawful good: glue on the entire surface

neutral good: glue around the corners

chaotic good: a dot of glue in each corner

lawful neutral: three parallel lines of glue

true neutral: glue around the perimeter

chaotic neutral: glue around the perimeter and with diagonals connecting the corners

lawful evil: one dot of glue in the center

neutral evil: parallel diagonal lines of glue over the whole surface

chaotic evil: a big scribble of glue

well i guess I’m chaotic neutral

[farragoofwires]

I HATE THIS.

There i fixed it.

1. Lawful Good: glue around the edges with a big X through the middle

2. Neutral Good: about an inch of glue on both edges of all corners

3. Chaotic Good: random scribbles all over the page

4. Lawful Neutral: parallel longitudinal lines at top, middle, and bottom

5. True Neutral: all along the edges

6. Chaotic Neutral: parallel diagonal lines all over the pae

7. Lawful Evil: completely covering the page, there is no unglued space, this is probably an entire gluestick at least

8. Neutral Evil: just a dot in every corner

9. Chaotic Evil: just one dot in the very center. ALSO OP.

[123iloveyoutoo]

minecraft steve is the most whitewashed character on the planet and no one talks about it 

[123iloveyoutoo]

im not really saying this is done on purpose but theres really a huge discrepancy between these images

[favoritefightingfrenchgoth]

@ the people in the notes saying it’s lighting, here he is compared w an in-game in-daylight pic

[orchidvioletindigo]

It’s SUPER obvious when you compare Steve’s model to Alex’s

Steve is brown and them’s the facts!

[gayaarakocra]

Minecraft Steve and Jesus are the most whitewashed characters on the planet

[dongcroncher]

Minecraft Steve is Jesus you fool

[dankmemeuniversity]

[autumntides]

You don’t want to be rich. You want to live freely.

[godsbaby]

That’s it

[royalgoons-deactivated20220109]

that’s it, man.