The Funny, Crafty Nerd

I love making things, making jokes, and making people happy! I sorta post whatever I feel like; this is just for fun really.

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[tiny-kt]

this for real fucking works

[babyanimalgifs]

A skier encountering a highly territorial lemming on the slopes 

(via)

[bunjywunjy]

12 metric tons of rage in an 8-oz body

[rabidbograt]

You really pissed off that squeaky toy

[bears-official]

A N G E Y   B O I

[kaos-troika]

[oceanabylonianshell-deactivated]

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

[gemike]

[ultimate-whovian]

[signedcentaur-deactivated201903]

Open the door

Get on the floor

[vardaelcntari]

Roses are red

Gandalf wears lace

[nice-worm-deactivated20200906]

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

[secondlina]

I reblog  the money pigeon because I love him.

[certifieddudette]

My luck levels have been rigged since the new year started and it seems to be infectious… reblogging for yall’s sake

[correctopinionhaver]

[vegetavegetason]

[arachnopus]

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???

[ihatejonarbuckle]

russian kinder surprise

[maschine-klatsch-deactivated201]

That looks like it’s made of coal.

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

It tasted like coal

[acoolguy]

you ate a vase

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

honestly at this point me eating a small vase is the least of my problems

[coolbean94vevo]

[titkoks]

[petermorwood]

Very cute - and once again, the pleasure of watching someone with good tools, good material and the expertise to make good use of both.

[sarostheghostcat]

Can I eat the wood slices

[i-am-a-fish]

hey if you're scrolling tumblr on thanksgiving you might be going though it so I just wanted to let you know that you are so incredibly loved. also you will outlive the weird family member

[bellflower-islandsparkle]

[i-am-a-fish]

NO WAY THEY MADE A DARK MODE VERSION OF THIS GIF??!??

THIS IS HUGE

[voltaspistol]

[tralfaz21xx]

Missouri shares it's two major cities with neighboring states because Missouri loves company.

[thesaltofcarthage]

[jaydove-writes]

This is the kind of cheeky pun I live for

[vbartilucci]

Tell me they wouldn't consider making that the state motto if they heard it.

[bettinalevyisdetermined]

[i-am-a-fish]

I made this, please feel free to use

[i-am-a-fish]

I made this post a couple months ago, and I completely forgot that I made it

today has been one of the worst days of my entire life, and this post somehow made its way back to me, like a mental-health chef boyardee can.

it actually helped me a lot

[i-am-a-fish]

have some more

[warcrimesimulator]

thinking about creatures.

[warcrimesimulator]

look at this thing

[warcrimesimulator]

Tumblr users will see some kind of animal or beast and just slam the reblog button

[tomcruisingthroughlife]

That's a whole new level.

[thedankmemes]

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrru-deacti]

we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory

 くコ:彡                                                                       くコ:彡                              くコ:彡  くコ:彡                                                        くコ:彡                           くコ:彡 くコ:彡

[squided]

I know I’m following the right people when I see this kinda stuff on my dash

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

@setepenre-set

[setepenre-set]

now C:≡ approaching octopus territory

C:≡                                                           C:≡                               C:≡      C:≡                                              C:≡                         C:≡

C:≡                                 C:≡      

[setepenre-set]

onwards C{≡ to jellyfish territory

C{≡             C{≡

                                          C{≡               C{≡                                                     C{≡                         C{≡ C{≡                                 C{≡

[teathattast]

ignore it and you will still have the best year ever bc you deserve beautiful things

[laneichy]

Grumble grumble…