Fan Girl for Everything

[guerrillatech]

[isnt-that-wizardd]

the death of fandom etiquette, fanfic etiquette, and genuine respect for human beings (famous or not) makes me want to commit crimes

[shanehollandered]

there's a social media challenge going around about crushing a water melon between your thighs and of course it reaches the cens locker room. shane rolls his eyes at it until ilya looks at him, smirks, and says, “yeah, shane’s legs need more training before he can even try this” and shane tries really hard not let himself be goaded by his husband but ilya just keeps going around saying shit like “he’s been skipping leg day and *wink wink* focusing on his ass instead”, “he doesn’t like to be embarrassed” and then he starts the “the only thing shane likes betwe—” which is when shane cuts him off and tells harris he’ll do the fucking challenge. he is, as it turns out, the only one who actually does manage to crush the water melon, the video goes viral, people go insane, the “please shane hollander crush my head between your thighs” comments go through the roof and ilya looks like he got his cake and is eating it too because of course he knew shane could do it, he knows these thighs and what they’re capable of, and he kinda loves driving the masses insane over shane while knowing he’s the only one who gets to have him

[theconcealedweapon]

[cherry-mash]

HELP I have stumbled across crocomom/dad and am intrigued with how hilarious it is *chefs kiss* Love it! (For followers who may wonder: Why YES~ This WILL be canon in the Vinsmoke Get Along AU comics, how could it not~?)

[soft-butch-cassidy]

everyone yelling "hide the yaoi" about fictional character shipping as if mark hasn't been put through the youtuber rpf trenches for years. he didn't survive septiplier only to be shocked by bloodymary

[sconesfortea]

RIP Anthony Stewart Head (1954 - 2026)

[castformi-deactivated20241025]

dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth

[peppylilspitfuck]

Thanks to ultrasounds, the genders can be assigned before birth.  The people are so excited to conform they throw “Gender reveal parties” to make sure their offspring exist in a strict binary since before they can even form thoughts. 

[slightlykylie]

Children are color-coded according to their binary assignment. 

[darkersolstice]

One of the genders is seen as inherently inferior.

[yothobro-deactivated20200505]

This all sounds really effing creepy when you put it that way

[rooksandravens]

#BECAUSE IT IS

[musiicpix3l]

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[sister-lucifer]

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

[rhyme-plus-zombie]

sorry i had a vision and i just had to draw it

[inkeebimbo]

Dinosaur!! :D

[unyieldingsilence]

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[adz]

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

[dietspam16]

[fn300v2]

Miss them again😋💖

[hirsuteandcute]

I'm just going to say it - body hair (and beauty standards in general) is truly one of the final frontiers of women's issues in the West. Too many women just love their gilded cage too much. It shocks me how virulently women will defend it. I barely open my mouth and the "well I like how it feels. it just makes me feel cleaner. sensory issues. I do it for me. feminism is about choosing (to conform)." brigade come rushing in by the dozens.

Well I don't like how it feels. I don't feel cleaner without body hair. I don't prefer not having body hair. But who will advocate for women like me, but me? For women who do like hair removal, they are advocated for every time they step out of the house and see 99% of the female population also conforming to that standard, or when they watch a movie and see all the shaved actresses, or view an advertisment, or open a magazine, or watch a music video, or scroll through social media, or walk down the streets without receiving insults and glares for having a completely normal bodily feature.

You genuinely can't even point out that hairlessness is a man-made standard without women losing their shit and acting like they are totally immune to propaganda they've been exposed to from birth. I'm so tired.

[daiiku]

[theconcealedweapon]

[enki2]