you are not wasting time you are vibing. you are not being unproductive you are literally chilling. make a grill cheese with cheddar cheese and slather a piece of the bread with some honey and maybe you'll relax
Innes Keeper's Formula For Fantastic Grilled Cheeses
(for nearly no extra spoons!)
Are you hungry? Do you have a hankering for grilled cheese sandwiches like, way more than a normal person maybe? Great news! I am about to give you the secret knowledge I stole, like Prometheus himself, from the Akashic Records—to bring back to Prudencia! And I’m even doing it without a ten hour long lecture about how the Akashic Records makes me think of idfk, 9/11, and how that relates to sandwiches.
I will, however, briefly say this: You gotta trust me when I say cooking grilled cheeses via this formula WILL grant you Bloodborne Insight. There is no fucking reason that making a grilled cheese this fucking delicious should be this fucking easy. I feel like I’m cheating God every time I do it because it takes (nearly) no extra spoons. And here’s where I show you why.
INGREDIENTS — SEASONINGS
-butter, i usually use 2 or 3 tablespoons per sandwich
-garlic cloves, I use 3 usually
-a source of heat, like red pepper flakes, or szechuan peppers
-a source of spice OR a source of sweetness, such as dijon mustard or honey. slather that motherfucker on a slice of your bread.
-a source of herbiness, such as oregano, thyme, sage, rosemary, etc in any combination that goes well together or on its own. if someone tries to tell you that you need it fresh, they’re fucking lying, the 2$ crushed powdered sage is fucking great. experiment with other spices such as ground turmeric if you're spicy
INGREDIENTS - THE METAPHORICAL MEAT OF THE SANDWICH
-two slices of bread per sandwich. this is actually a massive influence on your sandwich taste and texture as a whole. a basic white or wheat will still be fucking delicious because like I said, I stole this from the Akashic Records cookbook section and found it under “fucking perfect grilled cheeses forever”. However, if you CAN—getting bread like brioche, texas toast, brown bread, rye, or sourdough will make a sandwich already being elevated super easily to “pay 23 dollars at a fancy restaurant” level of elevation.
-one to three types of cheese per sandwich. you can get away with one type but really try for two or three if you can swing it.
this is also one of those massive influences over the sandwich—listen, i know, that’s obvious, but stay with me—what matters
isn’t the SPECIES of cheese, it’s the TYPE of cheese. getting the deli at your local Safeway or Walmart or whatever and asking for the cheese they gotta cut (or just in general the fancier, better-quality cheeses) is literally the only major requirement that I ask of you. If you are on SNAP/EBT programs, me too, and I promise you: Please do this. Please trust me when I say do not get the cheap Kraft-type cheese because it’s less money. I know it’s a bit extra but it’s only a bit to get like 1/4 or 1/3lb and you have no idea how much I’m actually getting a little emotional about this, because the “rice with butter and beans or top ramen every single day” life is soulsucking and sickening and it is genuinely one of the greatest sources of suffering
to human beings I can imagine, I’m serious. Following this formula will genuinely change your life/mental health just a bit because you know that you have one meal that is super delicious, super filling, pretty damn cheap when it comes to how much you get, and super easy to make on days where the idea of doing more than just 15 minutes MAX is gonna make you wanna die.
super sorry for that paragraph btw i just really cannot overstate how this is a lifechanger especially when youre poor/low spoons/depressed. delicious food makes me not be as depressed. this is that.
METHOD
Take garlic cloves and crush them either with the meat of your palm or the flat of a knife or literally anything that would crush good. Take bread slices and put a source of spice or sweetness if you are using one. take a pan and put it on the stove on low-medium heat (aka a 2 out of 10).
Place the butter in the pan, as well as the garlic cloves, the source of heat, and the source of herbiness. Congratulations you have now literally done ALL the extra effort that you need to make a grilled cheese like this. That’s it. No extra dishes. No fussing with amounts or chopping or whatever. That’s it.
The butter will melt in the pan and soak up the delicious ingredients that you also put into the pan. Take each slice of bread and place it in the pan to butter it, OR just take one slice, place the cheese on it, and then put the other bread on. It’s really just a matter of extra effort.
When the bread is in the pan, turn it up to medium heat (5 out of 10) and just sorta let it sit for a bit. When you can see the cheese start to get visibly melty—or when you vibecheck it—flip it once and just do the same thing.
When you’ve grilled your cheese on both sides, take it out of the pan and put it on a plate (or just a paper towel to save on dish spoons. btw paper plates and plastic utensils are a fucking godsend if you hate dishes and/or can’t do them very easily/takes a lot of effort.)
oh. oh my god. holy fuck. what. how. why. this is delicious. i kinda burned my bread and my cheese didnt melt all the way but it's still the best thing ive ever tasted?????
oh my god. this is so fucking good. the butter melting and absorbing the spices and herbs already smelled amazing, but then i threw the bread on and it started smelling EVEN BETTER. then i took a bite. holy FUCK this is better than sex. i legitimately believe that Innes Keeper stole this shit from Prometheus, there's no other way to explain why this is so easy to make, yet so FUCKING good, other than cheating a god.
ok me and my partner went back and made this. exact words upon eating were “we’ve cheated god” and “i feel like my world just got rocked” and then we were both energized to get back to drawing. proof:
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For scale, an adult (mostly out of frame) is holding a onesie-clad baby next to the pitcher plant. The pitcher is almost as large as the human infant, who is blithely oblivious to the carnivorous plant next to it.
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So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like "Oh! Who's this?" so I was telling them all about him, how he's been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I'd brought with me, you know, small talk.
So then a nurse comes over and goes "Okay, I've got some stickers I'll put on your things so we know they're yours" and I'm like "OK cool" so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I'm like "oh I guess he gets a sticker too"
But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that's an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:
And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)
Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don't notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he's tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.
And I'm like "huh?" so I look at him and I realize
Anti-revenge narrative this, anti-revenge narrative that, I personally think that Inigo Montoya had the right idea when he stabbed Count Rugen in the gut and said "I want my father back, you son of a bitch"
A lot of revenge arcs end with the hero saying "there's nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so me seeking revenge is pointless." The Princess Bride's revenge arc ends with Inigo Montoya saying "there's nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so there's nothing that can save you."
In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.
It always gets me that the name "Gandalf" literally just means "Wand-Elf" or "Stick-Elf". I'm imagining old Gondorians just being like:
Librarian: I saw that weird guy at the library again today.
Guard 1: What weird guy?
Librarian: The old guy with the beard? Kinda elfy-looking, apart from the beard?
Guard 1: Oh, with the big-ass stick?
Librarian: Yeah, looked like he was carrying an entire tree branch.
Guard 2: Yeah, that's the Stick Elf.
Guard 1: Hell yeah, I fuckin' love the Stick Elf.
Librarian: The "Stick Elf"?
Guard 2: He comes by every few years, usually after some weird book or other.
Librarian: Oh. Yeah, he wanted a treatise on goblin breeding habits.
Guard 2: Like, how they have sex? We have books on that?
Librarian: Yeah, turns out we do. I was as surprised as you are.
Guard 1: What'd the Stick Elf need a fuckin' goblin-fuckin' book for?
Librarian: I didn't ask. So you just call him "Stick Elf"?
Guard 2: I mean, he looks kinda elfy and he always has that stick, so, like, yeah.
Guard 1: Dude also has some fuckin' dope pipeweed.
Guard 2: Oh yeah, his pipeweed is awesome.
Librarian: How long has he been coming here?
Guard 2: Oh, for decades. He's, like, super old.
Guard 1: More like fuckin' centuries. Dude's old as balls.
Guard 2: Wait, really?
Guard 1: Yeah, my gran-gran used to talk about him. She loved his pipeweed too.
Librarian: So he's… an immortal pipeweed dealer?
Guard 2: I think he's just, like, a connoisseur. He doesn't sell it or anything. He just always has some really top-notch pipeweed on him.
Archivist: Oh, are we talking about Stick Elf?
Guard 1: Hell yeah we are!
Librarian: You know about the Stick Elf, too?
Archivist: Oh, totally. Stick-Elf's a super chill dude. Gave me some awesome pipeweed when I was maybe 12, and tee-bee-aitch I think I'm still a little buzzed from it.
Guard 1: What'd I tell ya, fuckin' dope pipeweed!
Archivist: Also he's really old.
Guard 1: Old as balls.
Librarian: Yeah, so Éodan and Jenniforomir were telling me.
Archivist: My grandpa used to tell me stories - he said one time he saw Stick Elf enter a smoke-ring contest.
Guard 1: Ooh, I'll bet he kicked fuckin' ass.
Archivist: Apparently the guy made an entire warship out of smoke and it flew around shooting down the other rings.
Librarian: And how much of this "fuckin' dope" pipeweed had your grandfather had by this point?
Guard 1: No no, that's totally plausible. Dude's got weird elf powers and shit for sure.
Archivist: He brought fireworks for the king's birthday one year, too.
Guard 1: Oh fuck, I forgot about those! Fuckin' incredible fireworks! Dragons and knights and glowy trees and shit! I was fuckin' 6 years old or something, they totally blew my mind. Hey Éodan, did you see that shit?
Guard 2: No, I think that's before I lived in Gondor.
Guard 1: Wait, you're not from here?
Guard 2: Oh, no, I grew up in Rohan. We moved here when I was, like, thirteen because my uncle Éojeff said he could get my dad a sweet job. And also that there were houses that didn't smell like horseshit.
Guard 1: Oh shit, are you related to Éojeff and Éosteve who run that æbleskiver stand on Norndîl St?
Guard 2: Yeah, they're my uncles!
Guard 1: Shit, they cook a fuckin' great æbleskiver!
Librarian: Ok, hold up a sec, "Stick Elf" can't possibly be his real name.
Guard 1: Why not?
Librarian: What? You think his parents named him in the hopes that he would carry around a fucking tree when he got older?
Guard 2: Maybe they gave him the tree when he was born!
Archivist: I don't think a baby could carry that stick.
Guard 1: You ever seen a baby hanging onto something? They're hella strong.
Archivist: It's not a strength thing, their hands are tiny. That staff is enormous!
Guard 1: My halberd's bigger 'n I am, I can hold it just fine.
Archivist: You're not a baby.
Librarian: Also why would elf parents name their kid "stick ELF"?! Presumably they know that their kid's going to be an elf!
Archivist: Is he actually an elf? I didn't think they grew beards.
Guard 1: How'd he get old as balls if he's not an elf?
Guard 2: His ears aren't that pointy. Maybe he's just a really old guy? Like, a Numémoriam or something?
Guard 1: Did you just say "Numémoriam"?
Guard 2: Nûnenorman? Munimõrbitan? Y'know, those guys like the king that can get super old.
Guard 1: You mean the fuckin' Númenóreans?
Guard 2: Yeah, the Númenóreums.
Archivist: Even the Númenóreans don't live THAT long.
Guard 1: Plus he carries that fuckin' stick around.
Guard 2: Wait, what does the stick have to do with it?
Guard 1: That's an elf thing. Y'know, trees and shit? Very elfy.
Librarian: Ok, look, but his parents naming him "Stick Elf" would be weird whether or not he's an elf. In fact, it's even weirder if he's not - what human names their kid "elf"?
Archivist: Huh. Yeah, you're right, he probably does have another name.
Guard 2: Yeah, I guess so.
Librarian: He's been coming here for decades and nobody's ever asked his real name?
Archivist: I dunno what to tell you, he's Stick Elf. Even his library card just says 'Stick Elf'.
Guard 1: Fuck yeah, the Stick Elf!
Guard 2: Maybe we could, like, ask him his name sometime?
Guard 1: Hey, look, Elrond's over there. He's old as balls too, maybe he knows?
Guard 2: Oh, we shouldn't interru-
Guard 1: HEY ELROND, YOU'RE OLD AS BALLS, RIGHT? WHAT'S THAT OLD ELF WITH THE STICK'S NAME?
Elrond (coming over): Do you mean an old man cloaked all in grey and blue, leaning on a rough-cut staff, who came to the great library this day?
Guard 1: Yeah, the Stick-Elf!
Guard 2: (Sorry to bother you, sir...)
Librarian: He's got to have a real name besides 'the Stick Elf', right?
Elrond: Indeed, for no elf is he. You speak of the wizard Olórin, wisest of the Maiar, older even than Eä itself. Many are his names in many countries: Tharkûn among the Dwarves; Incánus to the south; Mithrandir he is called among my people, the Grey Pilgrim.
Librarian: Oh.
Elrond: And here in the North he is called Stick-Elf.
Silent Hill 2 commentary: Wood Side Apartments (5)
PREVIOUSLY ON: Eddie's introduction; a swimming pool full of lying figures and an apartment full of mannequins; "IF WE'RE DYING IT'S AT LEAST GONNA BE SOMEWHERE RESPECTABLE!"; canned juice.
Spoiler policy: Just about anything but That One Big Thing near the end of the game, particularly information about characters, their motives, and their dynamics. The game’s eight endings may also be discussed. Content notes are below the cut.
Content notes: For this post, we have discussions or mentions (not visual depictions) of terminal illness and infertility.
The cutscene near the end of the video shows implied sexual violence, and I discuss how this plays out in both the original game and the remake, with a link to the more graphic version. The scene itself is an homage to Blue Velvet, which has explicit sexual violence, but I only discuss that here in text, not the video, and without describing any of it.
2:26:30: A long journey back through the courtyard and to Apartment 107. We pick up the Woman coin on the way.
Did not mention: Interestingly, she's blindfolded—usually I'd think of Justice, and we do see a blindfolded Justice statue in Toluca Prison. In the coin puzzle context, I wonder if this symbolizes her accidentally running into the snake—she didn't see it.
2:29:45: Okay, lots to see in Apartment 107, mostly themed around the idea that James and Mary had wanted to have children (V2 31:20). Laura the Stepper of Hands, by the way, is an orphan who developed a close relationship with Mary in the hospital; she knows who James is, but she doesn't seem to expect that James would know her. Mary wanted to adopt Laura—did James not ever know any of this, or he did but the amnesia won't let him remember? That's the question with a lot of things. Given how estranged James and Mary were by the end of her illness, I have to think he wouldn't have known, and that maybe Mary's connection with Laura was genuine, of course, but also partly a replacement for the emotional support her husband wasn't giving her.
Things to see:
A clock with Mary's time of death
Two small pictures on the wall: one of a couple on the beach, and one of a couple with a child (or two children and a man?)
Sheet music for Schumann's "Einsame Blumen," and Ian has a lot to say about the historical background of the Schumanns as a couple. (Here's a performance, if you'd like to hear it.) The title means "Lonely Flowers," which convinced me that flowers are in fact a Mary motif. Mary's full letter at the end of the game indicates how lonely she was in the hospital, but also implies that she blamed herself for lashing out and pushing the people she loved away.
Records that we also saw at Groovy Music: "Locket" (a memento that can hold a photo, much the way James carries a picture of Mary around) and "FAKE" (the Silent Hill we're experiencing is not "real"). There are records broken into pieces as well—the one on the floor could stand for a family of three (James, Mary, and Laura), while the one that's broken into a half and then one smaller piece, the rest missing, could stand for James and Laura, who leave Silent Hill together in one of the endings.
One of Laura's wall drawings: a large rabbit (Mary) and a sad, smaller rabbit (Laura herself), separated from anyone else
Another drawing over the headboard of a bed: two happy rabbits (Mary and Laura) under a shining sun, which may connect to the sun mural that I think symbolizes Mary (V1 1:47:00).
107 was the location of the canned juice in the original game; I'd like to think that Bloober Team put all of this here so that OG fans who made a beeline here would have something interesting to see.
2:37:30: "I feel for Laura... she's such a brat! I won't lie to you, she's such a little shit."
2:38:30: Here we are, at last: Three Bright Coins in the Five Holes Be. Again, the coin puzzle might be my favorite, and I like the clue writing best on Standard. You'll work through the sequence of "man approaches woman, woman flees, woman runs into snake, man stands before woman's grave," and then the puzzle will ask you: Who was responsible for her death ("for what fate had in store")? Any answer will work. But each one gives you points towards a different ending: Snake for "Leave," Man for "In Water," and Woman for "Maria." (Here's a source for that, as well as the other versions of the clues.)
People say you should really just go with your gut on a first playthrough and see what ending your natural behavior gets you; my personal answer to the question is the Man, which is also what I need to choose this time. I interpret the Man not as James, but as Mary's illness—talk about it later, etc.
2:44:00: Apartment 201, our final destination. I give some content warnings at this point, but let's move them a few paragraphs to the cutscene writeup a few minutes from now. In the meantime, you'll recall that I said that the "Valentine's Day" Strange Photo and matching bouquet connect Apartment 102 to this one. Here's the other half of that equation: I believe that this apartment is either partially or entirely James and Mary's home, manifested here by Silent Hill. And because James has this partial amnesia that set in right after Mary died, he doesn't recognize what he's looking at. But what I do walk him around and look at includes:
Mary's tiny sick room, which we see in an important cutscene in the "Leave" ending. I stay quiet so you can hear a gasp—Mary's last breath, which you'll hear at odd times throughout the game.
Flower-themed paintings and fabrics
Again, the bouquet that matches the Strange Photo from 102
Two bird pictures in the bathroom, one a cardinal (the classic red cardinals you think of are the males) to give them a "his and hers" vibe; the other one is shaped very much like the bird in the "how to get Maria's ending" book, and Maria very much wants to take Mary's place.
After I recorded the second and third videos, I realized that the room with the TV is the same room from the Strange Photo, and added it to the text post (V2 28:00).
In that room, a painting of a deer (innocence and vulnerability), and the same little lighthouse painting we saw in a Wood Side apartment, continuing the theme of Mary and guiding lights
An old-fashioned radio that we'll see again as a puzzle in Blue Creek, continuing the theme that "music brings you back"
A Mary's Time of Death clock (look closely at it if you don't remember the exact time)
THE flowered bedsheet I kept talking about, which is "currently in James' car" (we'll talk about it later)
Three paintings of a ship at sea, which I read as a sequence of James and Mary's marriage deteriorating, continuing the association of James with water
A handkerchief with orange blossoms on it—a flower associated with brides and weddings, so I'll go with various redditors' idea that it's a wedding handkerchief, sure.
2:51:00: I had to talk around this a bit, but there's some violent sexual imagery in this next scene. It's not what it looks like; it's just Pyramid Head struggling to subdue a mannequin, but it's been framed and half-hidden in such a way that you're meant to sort of recoil and say, "Is he... what the hell am I looking at?" The original game's scene was more visible and more... fetishized in a way I can't quite put my finger on (I discuss this a bit more on the video). Remember the Takayoshi Sato quote I brought in a few posts ago? In this video, I read a lightly paraphrased version aloud after this scene, but here's the original again:
"Psychological horror has to shake human's heart deeply. Shaking people's heart deeply means uncover people's core emotion and their core motivation for life. Everybody is thinking and concerning about sex and death. Everything. If we want to scare, shake, or touch the users or spectators, then we have to think about sex and death deeply. To make like a death scene, somebody died or monsters died, we tried to mix erotic essence. This is kind of a visual and a core concept."
So what happens is, James is looking at this handkerchief he ought to remember, and suddenly Pyramid Head bursts in, struggling with two mannequins, and James has to hide in a closet with slatted double doors (the better to peer out in terror). At some point, Pyramid Head realizes James is there, and they stare each other down through the doors, insofar as an otherworldly being covered by a cast-iron helmet can stare at anything, until James finally breaks and starts shooting. Unsurprisingly, bullets do nothing. After a few moments of not reacting, Pyramid Head writhes in a very strange, jerky way, then grabs a dead mannequin and leaves.
Did not mention: James' actor Luke Roberts talks a little about doing the motion capture for this scene with a second actor playing Pyramid Head. Which, now that I think about it—I wonder who did the motion capture for the three basic monsters?
Did not mention: This cutscene is inspired by two scenes involving a closet in David Lynch's Blue Velvet—
Blue Velvet image from "Blue Velvet Ending, Explained"
—which I did not immediately notice because I bailed on that movie twenty years ago after watching one (1) hour of it. Nothing terrible was even happening at the time, but I was watching it in the pitch dark sometime after midnight, and the tension was so nerve-wracking that I just couldn't handle it anymore. Point being, though, that movie is famous for how disturbing... well, everything is, but especially the sexual and/or assault scenes, so if you're wondering What the Hell Is Going On, and then you recognize that this is a Blue Velvet homage, you're going to bring that subtext to the table yourself without the game even having to go there.
Bonus fact: David Lynch passed away this past January; at the Oscars this month, Isabella Rossellini wore a blue velvet gown in his honor.
2:58:00: In terms of the game, Pyramid Head is here to serve as a kind of psychopomp (IMO), leading James into the Otherworld, because James has so little self-preservation that he thinks following Pyramid Head is a terrific idea. And that's what we're going to do now; James is going to open that incongruous red door in the kitchenette and step over, across a very slim alley two stories up, from Wood Side to Blue Creek. At that point, you get the achievement "Otherworldly."
Everything is fucked. Everything is nasty and rusty and decrepit. It's the physical embodiment of "the vibes are rancid." (General content warning: all Otherworld toilets are heinous, always.) The floor plan of this apartment somewhat mirrors the one James just left; the slatted doors of the closet have been slashed through by a VERY LARGE blade, so in some other dimension, Pyramid Head was extremely displeased by getting shot in the face.
So now, we're going to make our way through Blue Creek Apartments to a room with a clock puzzle, and we'll be able to save there (maybe) and stop for the day. We learn a new skill: breaking through "weak walls," cracked areas that are marked with White Cloth™ and are exactly James-shaped. In the combined 206 and 204 units, I do a pretty good job of shooting an exploding lying figure (yeah, this is new) from across the apartment, but I'm so ragged after recording for three hours that I absolutely get my ass kicked by a mannequin ("NO NO DON'T PUNCH ME IN THE FACE I'M SO TIRED").
I said I'd screenshot and search this painting—
—but nothing exact came up. Still looks Francis Bacon-ish to me, though.
3:08:00: We pass the moth room that I mentioned back on (Thomas) Harris Street, and then, finally, we arrive at the clock puzzle, the organizing principle of the Blue Creek Apartments level. Now, if I asked you for a significant time, here in a Silent Hill 2 context, what would you come up with? If you've noticed that I relentlessly pointed out that every single clock has been set to Mary's time of death, you know the answer to this puzzle. However, you still have to search the building for the clock hands themselves, and that's what we'll spend the fourth video doing.
Our final destination will be a rematch with Pyramid Head—I'll have to fight him for a 14th time, at minimum. And, by the way—I've since realized that shooting him in the head does no damage, just like we saw a few minutes ago (apparently I thought just hurting his feelings would be sufficient), and I have to revise my strategy.
CORRECTIONS
I ended up having so much to say that I recorded an entirely separate clickbait video, God help us all. Adapted from the writeups you just read:
00:00 We're gonna take a field trip!
01:53 Eddie, visible breath, and "coldness"
08:00 Apartment 213 ("208") as a crime scene
23:00 Strange Photos credit to DaleRobinson on Reddit
24:30 The Blue Velvet homage in Apartment 201
26:00 I said something incredibly weird and here's what I was actually thinking
34:30 A wild lying figure appears: "Now how do you feel about that after the discussion we just had?"
36:35 Pole dancing?
I have already recorded video 4, so tune in next time for clocks, moths, birds, Angela's return, mannequins tag-teaming me again, the Worst Toilet in North America, and my neuropathy betraying me in the Pyramid Head fight.
(SH2R commentary master post)
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