Yuqi

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[readmyquiet]

The 11:59 pm deadline ain't no joke in college.

[nubiana-americana-deactivated20]

listen to me. look me in the eyes. that blackboard link will close on your procrastinating ass

[onlytwitterpics]

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

“Oh so now you sorry??! You sure as hell wasn’t sorry when..”

[ohlovequotes]

You’d be surprised what small, everyday things can lift us out of despair. But nobody can do it for you. You’re the one who has to watch for the open door.

Donna Tartt, The Goldfinch (via psych-facts)

[vintagemermaidscove]

College students only have 2 levels of stress:

1) I don’t give a fuck

2) OH MY GOD IF I CAN’T DO THIS MY LIFE IS OVER I’M GONNA HAVE TO WORK AT MCDONALDS

There is no in between.

[1-800youwish]

heres the realest shit ever: literally no one is going to pressure you to do drugs in high school

literally no one

[hipster-trichster]

an encounter i had in 10th grade in a bathroom

person: hey we’re about to smoke some pot do you want some?

me: nah i got a test in like 20 minutes i just have to pee

person: alright good luck

[publicuniversalbren]

actual highschool party I’ve been to 

person: I brought beer!

people: aaaaaaa yyyyeeeaaahhh

person: want some?!?!

Me: no I don’t drink

person: GOOD MORE FOR US HERE’S SOME SODA

[shrineart]

On the bus: Dude: Do you want a cigarette? Me: Dude I’m asthmatic. I’d die. Dude: Okay, cool, cool.

[unicorndildos]

6th period math: 

friend: hey, you want a weed brownie?

me: nah I’m good. 

friend: cool.

[pvrx]

Lunch

Some girl: You guys wanna smoke weed in the stairwell??

Us: not really

Girl: Okay friends, if you want any later my name’s Zoey, i always sit here

[monicanna-mess]

Guy: do you want a cigarette?

Me: I don’t smoke

Guy: good, don’t start

(that happened on multiple occasions with different people)

[colt-kun]

Seriously I was pressured into reading the Twilight books 1000x more than any drugs or alcohol

[itsindigowhite]

The last one

[thingstolovefor]

This guy is running for president? #Hate it!

[cassyphace]

his comebacks read like a middle school boy on a message board for the first time?

[football-in-tuxedos]

[flowerteen]

i am literally the friend that gives relationship advice and is always single

[msunderstoo]

[cashcutie]

this fuckboy knows what he’s doing

[lhommetimide]

when you tired of not having a bae

[thebestoftumbling]

5 year old realizing he’s going to be a big brother

[android1000]

sexyfortunecookie hisjeans

[thislifeshitistrash]

This would be my reaction as a father though, honestly.

[alangwiggy]

I have never been so vicariously happy for someone as I do now

[glassbonespaperskin]

When it comes to love, even the smartest people become stupid.

(via glassbonespaperskin)

[cartoontees]

this other time in the eighth grade there was a fire alarm so the teacher marched us out onto the front lawn and we waited there for like three minutes and we were all like ”what the heck where is the rest of the people in this darn 2400 kid school” and that’s when we realized

it wasn’t a fire drill

it was a tornado drill

if that was real we would be dead we would all be freaking dead

[zachsgay]

l is that a lowercase L or an uppercase i youll never know

[sintuitive]

it’s a lowercase L.

[thatsthat24]

That was thrilling

[nevermymindd]

England: Has anyone seen America?

Canada: Hold on, I got this

Canada: *clears throat*

Canada: Bill Nye the science guy

America: *cRASHES THROUGH DOOR*

America: BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

[creative-oddity]

i have lived here my entire life and i can confirm EVERY. SINGLE. STUDENT. who has gone to school within the past 20 years will react this way

[notchicken]