Morpheus

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[following--everyone]

STOP SCROLLING!

Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr

literally everyone

Please reblog so I can make this happen

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[squided]

this is from an era long passed

[fangirlingatthreeam]

Story time! I saw this on my dash this morning and said why not and wore my boots with the rainbow shoelaces and was standing in line at the mall and someone goes “I like your shoelaces” and without even hesitating I responded “Thanks I stole them from the president” and we stood there for 5 seconds and then we burst out laughing, just two perfect strangers cracking up in Rue 21 like this is not that dead what a time to be alive

[ssironstrange]

i’ve had someone tell me this before AND I HAD NO IDEA

[thecartoonishgang-blog]

THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES!!

[user0987654321876543]

Doing the good work for the people and translating Shakespeare as it should be done👍

Shakespeare:

2019:

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[viostormcaller]

The nature of humanity is that every so often someone accidentally invents Shakespeare again

[prismatic-bell]

Okay, I think this started as a joke post, but it’s actually a pretty good AND CULTURALLY ACCURATE translation?

Like, we think of Shakespeare as highbrow because he’s old. He wasn’t highbrow. If you’re reading the play in book form and you haven’t found a dick joke on any given page yet you’re either reading a specific passage in Macbeth, or you need liner notes. This is in fact pretty much how it would be written today.

[a-xeo-blog]

R E B L O G   IF  ______________

I can randomly pop in your dms 

I can go to your ask and ask random af questions 

I can vent to you 

I can potentially help you (i.e, Self Harm/Suicidal Tendencies, Personal issue at school, and weight loss.) 

I can Send you cute songs to help you smile 

I can Send funny ass memes to make you smile 

I can be your friend through the hard times and even forever 

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

Especially the 3rd and 4th ones.

[wingedeyelinermaiven-deactivate]

By all means.

[obeymestudentcouncil]

Please do.  I love bouncing ideas back and forth, random goofy shit, anything.  And I’ve met some of the most wonderful people in this fandom.  

[scum-of-the-underworld-deactiva]

please do

[fatethreads]

of course

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no that’s gengar. gender is a game of skill that involves balancing wooden blocks

[goobgo]

No that’s Jenga. Gender is when someone has pale skin and red hair

[sylphrenaskaladin]

No, that’s ginger. Gender is a male goose

[poisonouspoptart]

No, that’s a gander. Gender is evicting the lower class and renovating it to confide with middle class standards.

[nithringthekobold]

No, that’s gentrification. Gender is a high ranking military officer.

[tygertyger137]

No, that’s general. Gender is the woman on the syrup bottle.

[my-dress-is-on-fire]

no, that’s aunt jemima. gender is a person who is not jewish.

[saltybutwhatever]

No, that’s a gentile. Gender is manipulating boundaries to favor one party or class.

[the-real-slim-shady]

No, that’s gerrymandering. Gender is the deliberate killing of a large group of people.

[mpreg-official]

No, that’s genocide. Gender is a precious or semiprecious stone.

[dragongirlsnout]

No, that’s garnet. Gender is the monster in Beowulf.

[the-worm-man]

No that’s Grendel. Gender is a machine that converts mechanical energy into electrical energy

[yourfreindlyneighborhoodnerd]

No that a generator. Gender is the name of that snail from Spongebob

[fatethreads]

No, that's Gary. Gender is that colorless, odorless, flavorless food ingredient

[fatethreads]

Here's a new prompt list, this time for May. What do you think? If you decide to participate, please tag me, I'd love to see your writing! If you have any ideas for the next prompt list, feel free to send me an ask. xx

Written list:

i. Elders

ii. Relief

iii. Wet Lillies

iv. Small Smiles

v. Mental Health

vi. Bicycle Racing

vii. Chamomile Tea

viii. Failed Cake

ix. Lavender

x. Scented Candles

xi. A Soothing Voice

xii. "Bring you're own watering can!"

xiii. Cough Syrup

xiv. Petrichor

xv. Awkward Gratitude

xvi. Gardening

xvii. Festivals

xviii. Dirty Boots

xix. Motherhood

xx. Hope

xxi. Humility

xxii. Gum

xxiii. Flowery Poetry

xxiv. "You are as welcome as the flowers in May."

xxxi. Wonder

xxv. Royalty

xxvi. Amazed Laughter

xxvii. Honey-sweet

xxviii. Among the Hills

xxix. "May: the lilacs are in bloom. Forget yourself."

xxx. Page 17

[fatethreads]

Turn up the lights─ I don't want to go home in the dark.

─ O. Henry

[emberphoenix-san]

Like/reblog if you’re bi, pan, ace/arrow-spec, trans, nb (basically any part of the lgbt community that’s not lesbian/gay) and you say “I’m too gay for this”

it’s for science

[fatethreads]

panromantic & agender 👉👉

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

you weren’t a “well behaved” child you had anxiety and were terrified of conflict

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

“a pleasure to teach” on the report card meant obedient to a fault, a constant need to be perfect to keep “a pleasure to teach” on the report card, realizing you weren’t as perfect a student as you thought when school got tough, and your perfectionism and paralyzing fear of “getting in trouble” is so deeply ingrained in you that you procrastinate everything because if it isn’t perfect, you shouldn’t try at all

[cf-rip-deactivated20170324]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

my vote: Dudeson for a son and Dudesis for a daughter

[one-time-i-dreamt]

so Brexit is actually pronounced Bridget, got it

[fatethreads]

BON APETIT IS LITERALLY 'ENJOY YOUR MEAL' PLEASE DON'T NAME YOUR CHILD THAT

[fatethreads]

woAh those are a lot of notes 🤭😳

[fatethreads]

Here's the prompt list for April! What do you think? If you decide to participate, please tag me, I'd love to see your writing! If you have any ideas for the next prompt list, feel free to send me an ask. xx

Written list:

ONE - Dew

TWO - Apologies

THREE - Morning Rain

FOUR - Colour Pallet

FIVE - Fake Flowers

SIX - New Beginnings

SEVEN - Cherry Blossoms

EIGHT - Frustrated Tears

NINE - Four

TEN - Oak Trees

ELEVEN - Opposites

TWELVE - In Bloom

THIRTEEN - Nostalgia

FOURTEEN - Rebirth

FIFTEEN - Aching Laughter

SIXTEEN - Old Mistakes

SEVENTEEN - Anticipation

EIGHTEEN - Flaws

NINETEEN - Pastel Cars

TWENTY - Chastity

TWENTY ONE - Wilting

TWENTY TWO - Window Cleaning

TWENTY THREE - Antlers

TWENTY FOUR - Startling Clarity

TWENTY FIVE - Fresh Breath

TWENTY SIX - Molding Clay

TWENTY SEVEN - Sweet Tooth

TWENTY EIGHT - Fairytales

TWENTY NINE - Two Seconds

THIRTY - Flower Crowns

[fatethreads]

just made an entire prompt list for april on phonto and a piece of my soul died a little