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@fathergargoyle
I’d fight Severus Snape for free at any given moment, with my own two fists and nothing else. Not saying I’d win but I’d fucking do it.
This is the only way I would fight Snape
This post has more power than Dumbledore.
@suspiciouslydia this is where you insert that demon-battling vagina pic
This one ?
Thank god they decided to make more
Wow
Dolly Parton has really been hard at work
But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene
This is the only post I will make in regards to the newest discourse.
These are not my words. I am posting this on behalf of someone who wants to contribute be heard in this discussion without being forcibly outed.
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I can’t say this on my own blog, because I can’t come out about my gender. I don’t think it’s fair that amab trans people who are not ready or can’t come out don’t get to have a voice about this. Writing about Snape absolutely saved me and allowed me to start exploring my own gender. I never share my work, but depending on where I have been with my identity I have portrayed Snape as GNC, nonbinary and trans feminine. These depictions from other fans have meant so much to me and have given me a fictional space to feel totally and completely safe expressing my gender like in a way I’ve never been able to before.
It hurts me to see other trans people saying people should not depict Snape as a trans identity they do not share. I disagree. Maybe this is selfish, but trans feminine depictions of snape are so validating to me, and I would hate to be the only one writing them. Even then, I couldn’t write them unless I was willing and able to come out, and I’m not. I trust and value trans masculine and nonbinary people’s depictions of trans feminine snape. I don’t believe they would portray them in transmisogynist ways, and the idea of just losing these depictions of them entirely other than in my own head would break my heart. I would be losing something very personal to me.
I don’t mean to speak over anyone, I just want my perspective to count for something too. People have spoken over me when I have tried to share these feelings, and there is nothing I can do about it because I am not out to anyone but a very few people.
lil potions baby :)
snape: what are you, five?
dumbledore [snorts]: yeah, 5 heads taller than you
snape:
dumbledore:
dumbledore: i’m so sorry please don’t kill me
honestly, fuck snape.
we're trying
Snape Appreciation Month Week 1: Snape lives
@snapeloveposts
I'm tired of non-asians on twitter trying to tell asians that we shouldn't be offended by the racial stereotype that is Cho Chang. I mean,
Cho and Chang are both last names
One's Korean, the other's Chinese (no I dont remeber which is which)
She got sorted into the Smart House
Her only interactions are following 2 white boys around like a lovesick puppy
Cho Chang sounds suspiciously like "ching chang" a term used to mock asians (This has been used multiple times against my family and other asian friends)
The only person East Asians can identify with, one of the 4 asians in the entire series (Patil twins, Nagini)
All of the Asian characters are only seen in relation to white men.
Honestly, we wouldn't be as mad if there was other East Asians that DIDN'T conform to that stereotype, but Cho is the only one we got. Thanks Joanne.
Also JK Rowling said the Voldemort's snake used to be an asian women named Nagini... who is now in service to him... and is basically his pet...
JK Rowling is a transphobic, homophobic, TERF, anti-semitic, and racist.
The only Irish kid blows shit up (ira) (Seamus Finnigan)
The most prominent black character doesnt have a dad. (Dean Thomas)
The other black Hogwarts students, (Blaise Zabini) his mom is implied to be a gold digger.
(Angelina Johnson) is good at sports (stereotype, but she's still badass)
The bankers are described as hook nose goblins... yeah.
Apparently she made aids/HIV a comparison to werewolves... where it was unwillingly given to Lupin by a man who targets children...
The only jewish character is a dude named Anthony Goldstein, who is never specified to be jewish in the books or movies, and I actually have no idea if he was actually in either.
Rita Skeeter literally described with manly hands, a strong jaw, and other traditionally masculine features... painting her as a trans women, and someone who is a liar, and is hated by everyone... and oh yeah, changes form to spy on kids.
The house elves love to be enslaved
The american wizard society, where she just shits on everything. Implying that the indigenous people had to be colonized so they could be taught "proper magic", mishandling of native cultures, and incorrectly grouping them into one entity
Saying later that Dumbledore was gay, but not putting it in the story, or into Fantastic Beasts 2, where the storyline is LITERALLY about his former lover.
I'm tired of JK Rowling. I'm tired of "it wasn't relevant to Harry's story, so I didnt include it" I'm tired of people outside of these communities telling us that we're overreacting, and that we shouldn't be offended by what we see.
I love the books, but I hate Joanne.
snape: *pushes a pull door*
mcgonagall: i think you need to pull it.
snape: cheers, i’m sure the next plan was to start lifting it from the bottom.
mcgonagall:
mcgonagall: i can’t fucking stand you.
The fact that Snape is one of the youngest if not THE youngest professor is fucking hilarious.
Like how does he get away with half the shit he does like almost everyone there has taught him since he was 11 and they just see this 21 year old just walk back in like "Sup fuckers I'm a professor now by force better so you better start treating me like one."
7th years in the school are like probably "Didn't this fucker graduate 3 years ago?"
Imagine being a fourth year who has done /said something to your classmate Snape and then in your 7th year he's your TEACHER
THAT'S LOCKHART THAT'S LITERALLY LOCKHART LIKE
1. He Went to School with Snape
2. Got taught by Snape
3. Became part of the Staff like Snape
And the Fact that he's acting like he knew shit about potions is hilarious cause you just got Snape in the corner like
"Listen here you little shit . I taught you. I've seen your test scores. I graded those shits and you coming in here talking about being able to come up with an antidote?...Sit down."
The more people reblog this the more shock I am that they didnt know Snape started teaching at like 21 and he's like 30 first book
People in the tags for the past week having been confused and going bananas so like we gonna forget about the movies. Because the movies got it all wrong
Snape is 31
Hagrid is 63
Professor Mcgonagall is 56
Lupin and Sirius and Peter (3rd movie/book) 33
Dumbledore is 112
Do what you will with this info fam
You forgot Burbage. In the books, she's in her twenties.
Bringing this back around, when Snape started teaching in Aug/September 1981, he was 21
In Aug/September 1981, Lockhart was 17 :')
lockhart, 17, never fucking learned how to read: actually professor ;-)
snape, professorially, as if he hasn’t just had his last growth spurt: on god, i’ll smack the shit out you. put—your hand—down.
@cokeworthcauldrons , your tags are fantastic
(loves men but in an unmistakably bisexual way)
#higher standards for kindness#lower standards for height if this ain’t me…
Snape talking to Umbridge: *quiet, cool, collected, does not care™*
Snape the moment he leaves her office:
i hate when vampires in media have a human partner and theyre like "i will never drink from you i couldnt ever hurt you like that" like why the heck not?? are you a coward?? whats the point of dating a vampire if they arent ever gonna cover your neck with kisses and then bite you and drink your blood? absolutely ridiculous and very unsexy send post
No context.
Snape was rushed to work, didn’t even have time to change. put on the first thing that fell out of the closet. (3 a.m.)
text: Looks good on you.
an announcement from snape
