Oh dear, another dogged blog

21 | He/Him | fortunately not a bot

[fearscentedpiano]

Praise the Pinned Post!

Hello, anyone who has stumbled upon this little blog. I’m always a bit leery about over sharing on the internet, so you can just call me Ryan.

I’ve actually been on Tumblr since spring 2023 but didn’t really understand the common etiquette of this fabled hellsite until the Reddit migration. So, better late than never to begin betting curating this place, huh?

…

Anyway, I largely use this blog to enjoy fan works and interpretations of media my brain decides I shall hyperfixate on, though I occasionally post more serious stuff.

But all that being said, feel free to look around, and remember to be polite and such.

[3000s]

tumblr giveaway

reblog to win one of that

[pukicho]

comic where steve from minecraft sees a round guy

[freesiadotcom]

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere

[theterribletenno]

A 15-year-old boy is about to base his entire personality on the last movie you watched for the next 10 years. HOW BAD IS IT?

He is going to get himself killed. Badly.

He is going to (try to) kill himself

The most obnoxious person in the world has just been born

FURRY (derogatory)

FURRY (normal)

Not much has changed? But now he's stuck like this for 10 years? Yikes.

It's cringe but it could have been a lot worse

At least he'll have fun at Comic Con

If anything this is a slight improvement.

He's not a boy anymore. He's a man now.

She's not a boy anymore. She's a girl now.

FINALLY, a son I can be proud of!

Voting ended onMay 11

[miquellakind]

a motorized vehicle, guided by compassion

[miquellakind]

Tarnished One Get The Banana

[woolandflax]

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

[woolandflax]

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

[woolandflax]

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

[inthefallofasparrow]

[nairobi-blue]

in case i forget what comes after april

[doyoulikethissong-poll]

poll song #790

[forcekenobi]

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

[forcekenobi]

sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn't ready for "the sun is a distant gorilla". thank you NASA

[hyperchaotix]

[icarus-suraki]

[machine-unlearning]

[blaiddfailcam]

why doesn't gurranq simply eat godwyn's corpse to stop the spread of deathroot at the source? is he stipud?

[blaiddfailcam]

maybe it's because deathroot gives you deathpoots and gurranq didn't want to nuke the lands between

[shithowdy]

from a certain standpoint birdwatching is a sort of gacha

[shithowdy]

-reliant on RNG random encounters

-instills a deep sense of fomo

-seasonally-cycled releases

-becomes increasingly financially prohibitive the more you want to expand your list and/or document your encounters

-achieved goals sound meaningless to those not in the hobby

[shithowdy]

never give up!

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

[mathew]

[drtanner]

A+ weird little dude, but I'm equally fascinated by the choice of music.

[trickstertime]

*unmutes*

[one-time-i-dreamt]

There was a secret dollar store that only the social elite were allowed to go to, and you basically had to clip through the walls to get to it like the backrooms. Nothing in the store was under $5.

[superbeans89]

I heard there was a Dollar Store

But for the Elite and not the Poor

But you don’t really go for bargains

Do ya?

It goes like this, a wall to clip

A final fall, a spatial slip

In the back rooms, nothing costs less than a fiver

Than a fiver

Than a fiver~

[23b0075nke]

dance and cavort!

[costanzian]

Undulates anguilliformly at you to confuse and threaten you with my highly maneuverable body

[costanzian]