A Princess and a General

I just want to sit and stare at nothing and silently scream for the rest of time. (4/15/20 - Looks like I got my wish.)

[feelslikesharks]

My little loves ❤️🐈😌 https://www.instagram.com/p/BrnXI4MFhTA0bc7hw6v8-bTUs1ZEy8AGyJuC8U0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1pzb1qgl7lyqo

[thursday]

“When Rainn’s on the exercise ball bouncing up and down, and I come over and I stab it with the scissors. In every other take we did, I stabbed it and it just slowly goes down. And the camera angle was that he just slowly ducked behind the thing and it was incredible. On the last take they were like “do one more.” And I remember going over and I went “boom”! And I must have hit the seam or something. And it exploded. He hit the ground as hard as I’ve ever seen a human hit the ground. If you go back and watch that episode, I just dive out because I am crying laughing.” - John Krasinski 

[herojason-deactivated20190915]

“but if you dress/talk like that, it makes boys not want to talk to you!!”

[aggressively-crying]

human language has evolved beautifully

[averagefairy]

i really admire people who do things. i hope to be someone who does things one day

[carrisonhanleia]

Marvel loves me, this I know.

[theliteraryarchitect]

“‘Write,’ she said, ‘as if you’ll never be read. That way you’ll be sure to tell the truth.’”

— Lori Lansens, The Girls (via writes-right)

[xxred-five-standing-byxx-deacti]

“Hey, look. I got the hammer. And it only took me, like, what? 10 seconds. 11 tops.”

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

The best

[ironbloodaika]

Glad he hasn’t been forgotten.

[official-katori]

[vivairi-deactivated20190813]

Reblog every time

[fomysquad]

[schmergo]

I don’t like to call Frankenstein’s creation a ‘monster’ because he seems pretty chill, so I just call him Frankenstein’s lil boi

[thefuzzhead]

*new yorker accent* yeah, that’s guy’s just Frankie’s kid, what’s it to ya?

[teesandtanks]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req’d by @perpetuareality

*screaming into the void: AY COULD SOMEONE PHOTOSHOP A RAT ONTO A D20 THANX

[vacuously-true]

Like this?

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

HECKYA

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

quick q bc im sorta curious, what tumblr folks do yall ship me w 

[icepick-jackalope]

You and @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses share an energy

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

kjgdfhkj so many of yall are goin w gaud, it would be an amicable political marriage of shitpost nobility 

also gaud could move up here and use my country’s free healthcare so there’s that

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i would totally marry you for political alliance purposes 

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

time for wedding planning, everyone, im taking suggestions

[sahara-silver]

I made some dresses!

This is @theshitpostcalligrapher‘s dress, though irl the calligraphy would be your shitposts.

And this is Gaud’s

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

well now we HAVE to go through with it

[spectrumtwelve-deactivated20240]

Gaud IS the dress, they just found a suitable human to ferry them down the aisle

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

great, NOW im imagining a venom scenario where gaud simply detaches a portion of themselves in order for the vows to be done, a la eddie brock/venom as a danger noodle

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

lookit my little bowtie

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

IT TOOK ME A MOTHERFUCKING MONTH BUT I GOT IT DONE HEY @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses​ I DID THE THING I DREW US FANCY POLITICAL MARRIAGE FANTASY WEDDING CLOTHES

I DECKED U OUT IN CANADIAN COLOURS WAT DO U THINK

[oktic-oof-blog]

ok one:

this is absolutely amazing like holy fak the anatomy is awesome and the designs are amazing and just fhjsafgjhagfhagd

and two:

I’m frightened

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

: )

[cityofsuns-deactivated20191114]

shitpost is now a form of art 

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

laurel that is 100% my entire goddam n value proposition

[deakymazzello-deactivated201906]

this fucking cast

[fuckyeahmercury]

I Want To Break Free – 1984

[gaelgarcia]

Tessa Thompson and Michael B. Jordan for EW (November 2018)

[thecreatorsproject]

[10knotes]

This regenerative candle creates a new candle as it melts. 

This is brilliant

[blackswallowtailbutterfly]

This is very good.

[parthenogenon]

This is meddling with forces we have yet to fully comprehend.

[heauxset---tastoned-deactivated]

It’s wax.

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

[mermaid-motels]

Newt Scamander was kicked out of Hogwarts and then he wrote a book that become part of its curriculum I can’t even handle this