wait what

all I need are my memes and cocaine

[tachyonfield]

Juvenile crested pigeons in my mum’s yard

They’re just so shapes

[tachyonfield]

[wizardgender]

wizords

[redversaillesrose]

Sick and tired of my neck hurting due to causes that aren’t vampire-related.

[xxtc-96xx]

What are your thoughts on this?

bruh Mewtwo knows what’s up 

[oneechangoddess]

Mewtwo made the right choice

[raeloganthesonic06fangirl]

That time he chucked Mewtwo into a lake

[lord-tachanka-official]

[campyvillain]

HOLD ON THE BRITISH VERSION OF THE DOLLAR STORE IS CALLED POUNDLAND???

[campyvillain]

HELP

[tgwdlmreprised]

[gambolling]

This is a real medical condition known as Gan’s Syndrome, an ocular retinoblastoma occurring in 0.0004% of the total retinoblastoma cases. Ruptured blood vessels create often symmetrical, or at least fractal patterns and though the eye can see, visual acuity is lowered. It can be treated but never cured, though most suffering with the condition live normal lives. Gan’s Syndrome was founded by Dr. Sharon Gan.

[softfeelsinc-deactivated2018032]

wow, so spine chillingly beautiful. Sometimes nature is so beautiful even if it’s hindering a person’s life. 

[violentvoices-deactivated201704]

sadly yet again another fake post A quick google and you can see nothing by this name exists.

[tanknaka]

no its real my cousin sasuke has this

[thecoolradcoffin]

hope this explains it

[fileth-fourth]

モモの水道水さんはTwitterを使っています 月面着陸🚀💖

[viviraptor]

a fucking mongus?

[lexingt0n]

AMONGUS

[redchrominance]

girl your tits are amongus

[recommend]

[relelvance]

They say the Coachella 2022 variant will give you lavender eyes and stop menstruation

[everythingfox]

The face of someone who enjoyed their snack

(via)

[turningheel]

This is a special message to all my followers.

[mediated-by-images-deactivated2]

jesus to his disciples

[funnytwittertweets]

[girlfromenglishclass]

I’m gonna flex on other English majors by referring to Lady Macbeth as “Macbeth” and to Macbeth as “Mr. Macbeth” 

[laughconfetti]

Girlboss Macbeth and her guy friend

[ephemeralhorror]

"if you could have any videogame ability what would it be?"

[aspectofachilles]

[orangehatposts-deactivated20220]

[camjamclassic]

[cotton-andy]

[friendlyfirestarter]

[peachvers]

imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across the ocean but the deeper you went, the darker it would be and the animals would get progressively scarier and more dangerous and instead of whales there’d be giant deer and just wow

[chandrar-nalaar]

you have a beautiful imagination

[iguanamouth]

[cultofplush]

this gave me chills

[lifeofcynch]

HOLY SHIT

[weaselle]

first of all ^^^ I love this^^^

secondly, I’ve said it before, but 

this is exactly what the Old World was. Off shore there was Ocean, and inland there was Forrest

Here’s an Old World tree still surviving in a modern forrest of “large” trees

That’s just what trees used to be like.

And wandering among those trees, one might have encountered, yes, deer larger than a modern moose, but also, depending on what year, pigs bigger than grizzly bears, beavers the size of modern wolves, ground sloths the size of modern elephants, and bears nearly that big. Not to mention the insects and snakes and shit.

I could keep going, like, you might have crossed paths with a whole herd of these

or a family of these.

Like, 29,000 years ago, the last of the Neanderthal had just died out. Humans and this thing definitely lived at the same time.

And they didn’t live in the Forest, but there is one ice age creature that’s still alive, if you want to see what life was like back in the day. We used to think the Musk Ox was a type of bovine, or cow, which is how it got it’s name. BUT. See this?

that, my friends, is an ice age GOAT. That’s right, that’s a 900 pound GOAT. Here, take another look

anyway, yeah, the wild used to be a lot more Wild. Old Forest was definitely the inland equivalent of Ocean, and everything back in the day was turnt the fuck UP

[such-justice-wow]

This post was made by someone’s genetic memory of those scary fuckers

[personalgremlin]

there’s no shame in admitting that none of us have any concept of how big a whale is

[johntorrington]

who wants to go to the aquarium with me i want to stand in cold rooms for two hours straight and look at jellyfish and maybe pet a small stingray

[johntorrington]

emotionally i am here

[jailerat]

[herefortherobutts]

Feel like shit. Just want to pet sea pancakes again.