affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them
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@feliciarondo
affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them
Date Night! Roupaz commisison done for @kradeiz
emoji kitchen is lowkey beautiful guys…
The Fire Flower of Love (6/8/2026)
A Super Mario Movie!Mareach Fan-Fiction. Love can be a slow burn, but sometimes it ignites in a flash.
Love can be a slow burn, but sometimes it ignites in a flash.
Set during the Fire Flower scene in The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023).
i love the word jumbotron. the most american word, beating out any sad contender the likes of “burger”. immediately you get “jumbo”, the most american size; land of the Big Gulp. “tron”, like the movie, implying some vague cybernetic concept that hints at its purpose. then you find out, oh, it’s the giant screen at football games. the thing that sometimes puts you on blast for the most mortifying 45 seconds of your life, if you are so lucky. feel like (or become) a star, however briefly. get your affair blasted on national tv. everything about the word speaks to such an american way of living. huge fan
#hate to break it to you but uh#Jumbotron's from Sony#Sony's from Japan#It was invented by a Japanese person
even better! it's an immigrant
Commission for @feliciarondo !
@overlordneon
wanted to try drawing them
;3c
Based on this tweet https://twitter.com/ProdigyNelson/status/688549334435102720
Had to reverse the role since Amy is the expert with cards <:’D
events of a tuesday morning
Human: Deal.
Fey: Very well. When you return home tonight, your mother will be in pristine health again. It will be like she never fell ill at all. Even the memory of her suffering will fade...
Human: Thank you so much. She means everything to me.
Fey: I know, I know. Let's hope the price wasn't too much for you after all... Only time will tell.
Human: So, when do we start?
Fey: ...If I may ask you to elaborate?
Human: You said you wanted my firstborn.
Fey: Yes? And you agreed?
Human: Yeah, so, when do we start?
Fey:
Fey, blushing: Ah.
they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept
as one does
Wait a minute……… this guy sucks
embarrassment has good bones