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Position Available: Princess (Traditional Title) / Sacrificial Offering (Dragon Relations Department)
Location: Remote (Mountain Lair – hybrid fire environment)
Employment Type: Full-time, ongoing (subject to heroic interference)
Start Date: ASAP (next full moon preferred)
Our client; a well-established, treasure-hoarding dragon with centuries of industry experience, is seeking a motivated individual to fill the traditionally ceremonial role of Princess.
While historically held by young royal women, the organisation is proudly modernising and welcomes applicants of all backgrounds, ages, titles and kingdoms.
If you’re interested in adventure, dramatic rescue potential, and working in a high-heat environment, we encourage you to apply.
Residing in the tower or designated scenic rock formation
Wearing flowy garments suitable for wind, firelight, and heroic arrival shots
Occasionally screaming (training provided)
Being dramatically guarded by a dragon of considerable size
Serving as narrative motivation for wandering knights, princes and traveling mercenaries
Maintaining morale in the lair (sighing wistfully encouraged)
Comfortable with heights and open flames
Willing to participate in traditional fantasy tropes
Able to look concerned yet hopeful while staring into the distance
Royal status not required
Desirable (but not required)
Princess, noble or ‘chosen one’
Prior experience being kidnapped by mythical creatures
Strong lung capacity for shouting “HELP!”
Competitive treasure-adjacent compensation
Free housing (tower with scenic views)
High chance of life-changing adventure
Excellent story arc potential
Name, kingdom of origin, and brief backstory
Any relevant trope experience
Optional: tragic childhood summary
Shortlisted applicants will be contacted by raven.
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