A Happy Dragon

Hola I often obsess over books and stuff. I just really love Hazel Lavesque and Carmel rice cakes:) Solangelo TRASH!!! I am solangelo trash. (She/Her)

[festusthebestus]

Nico: *picks up a tarot card*

Nico: oh my...

Percy: what does it say?

Nico: it says that you're a little bitch

[kaiayame]

Book V: The Last Olympian, Ch. 11 / pg. 190

[thebossbaby-official]

Disney Heroines + their names’ meanings

Bonus:

[thewendybird]

reblogging almost solely because almost everyone’s name is meaningful but Rapunzel’s literally just means lettuce

[the-positive-princess]

You’re still cute if you have acne. You’re still cute if you have scars. You’re still cute if you have stretch marks. You’re still cute if you have birth marks.

[iraffiruse]

[8og]

freshman: *screaming and laughing* me, with dead eyes: looke….i understand u havent yet lost ur childlike optimism but it is 8 in the fucking mornign

[you-just-realized]

How Do School Lunches Look Around The World?

[asahdvevo]

of course america’s is the nastiest

[kingsleyyy-deactivated20160914]

WATCH OUT

[danger]

[coltre]

maybe I am hard to love but I love so hard

[transgenderer]

maybe its maybelline. maybe its goblin magic. those are the only two options

[dontsellmeshit]

[zenvdaya]

I miss Zendaya’s car videos

[vii-10]

This why I love her

[blxck-prxncess]

can I party w her

[iamhannalashay]

Lmaoo she took the shoe offff

[ruinedchildhood]

[vaguelycoolgrey-deactivated2016]

I can dead be sobbing in front of you with a broken heart and I’ll still crack a joke

[sunnybuttercup]

Thanks American Girl!

[didney-worl-no-uta]

[cicadachild-deactivated20191130]

my stomach hurts

[captainamerica-inmiddleearth]

Ive passed this video so many times and this time I finally watched it. Im really glad I did

[warpedchyld]

I have stared into the abyss and it gave me a thumbs up

[startrekrenegades]

[Person behind camera: (sobbing incoherently with laughter) it’s so…. ffffunnny…. ohheheheheh…. (sniffing, snorting, laughing) of all the shit you can find…. So this, this dates back to 19– (sniff) 1999, as you can see up there. (sniffs, laughs) “The Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves as Masturbation Toy for America’s Youth” This is, like, a Baptist website – (cracks up, giggles, snorts) ssfsfsfsfsfssss–stupidest thing… ever seen. So! (sniffs, calms down a little) So, w-what kind of doll was this child … masturbating to? (person scrolls down to picture of Jar Jar Binks, BURSTS INTO UNCONTROLLABLE WHEEZING LAUGHTER, SNORTS, WEEPS WITH LAUGHTER) Aah……oh my god…. aAHAHAHAHAHa….. HAHAHAHAHA….ohmygod…..]

[mirab3lle]

It’s times like this I’m grateful for the people that caption videos.

[nickyhemmickk]

@hughjackass

[the-darkest-of-souls]

@bennygal16

[heycinco]

[goraeintheskyy]

#this is it this is american television

[uncool-666]

that all happened in under 2 minutes

[jonbutter]

This isn’t even the wildest thing that happened this episode