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dsmsix

pinche-aquarius

Keep up the great work, lads

mayax81

snakebites-and-ink

I love how this addition would be absolutely incomprehensible almost anywhere else but we know exactly what it means

recklessmoss

WEEE!! WEEEE!!! WEEE!!! YAYYY!! YIPPIE! WAHOO! AWAWAWA!!! WEE WEE WAA WAA WAA! ZWEEM !! BABABABA! YAHOOO WEE YAY WYEE !! WEWEWEE!!

blignick

bunjywunjy

this is actually HILARIOUS because both domestic rabbits and domestic cats practice dominance-related social grooming but for wildly different reasons.

if you're a rabbit, the boss rabbit is the one who gets groomed by its subordinate rabbits.

but if you're a cat... the boss cat is the one that grooms the other cats.

BOTH these idiots are going "aw yeah, it's good to be on top >:) "

zizicat

I just wanted a gifset of all three… (x,x,x)

throughtimeandstarlight

charlesoberonn

This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.

mayflowersinapril

✨ Lovers™️ ✨

aslongasitsblack

a lot of fic leaning into the whole ilya is a horny motherfucker who wants to fuck all the time and shane is like prissy about it like No we can’t because X Y and Z and not nearly enough fic depicting the opposite

“shane wouldn’t let ilya hit it during-”

shane would let ilya hit if the roof blew off their house and they started tumbling through a tornado over the rainbow

shane would let ilya hit if someone seriously sat him down and said there is a 5% chance you will die the next time a dick is inside you he is taking those odds

shane would let ilya hit if his whole extended family dead and alive were asleep in the house he would simply tell ilya to muffle him into the pillow

shane would let ilya hit on stage behind a curtain being held up by one single thread

ilya could break both his legs and arms and he’d be like well shame we can’t fuck and shane would put on his big Yuna Hollander Patented lets-solve-this-problem eyes and go We WILL make it work.