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blackpyrefly

evil park with a sign that says “please feed the bears we are trying to make them as fucked up as possible”

computationalcalculator

oh, is it talk about the Libertarian Bear Fiasco time? I think it’s talk about the Libertarian Bear Fiasco time

blackpyrefly

Bro

boeing747

hey man hawkeye what the fuck was this

golfgalaxy

y’all still beat your meat? lol

yassmines

what do u beat

golfgalaxy

evildoers

haitanirindo

suki canonically knowing all the lyrics to “secret tunnel” is something that can be so personal

spelviin

cant believe this was a 15 year slowburn PSA for getting ur tetanus shot

impishglee

die to go to super hell for being gay or live to die in a vampire juggalo barn accident

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

Please do not contact me about the Supernatural ending I know everything and there’s not a single post I could make that will come near touching the sheer parody of itself that was its finale. Nothing I say will be funnier than what they did to themselves. Maybe now humankind can finally start to heal.

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

Never mind my friend Sera just told me on the phone that she thinks the Impala ascending physically to heaven is what creates the Catholic canon in the Pixar’s Cars universe

curseworm

the inherent shame of beginning… dont look at me while i learn

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big fan of walking in the rain. hate the concept of wet clothes. i am tired of life and its obscure sufferings

snommelp

So, I’ve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And I’ve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the officer doesn’t make any small talk, just straight into “I clocked you doing 70 in a 55.” The only time I’ve ever gotten the “do you know why I pulled you over?” was the time when I wasn’t doing anything wrong, and I got let go even though he insisted to the end that I was doing 87 in a 70 (white privilege at work).

“Do you know why I pulled you over?” is a trap. It means there’s a good chance the officer doesn’t actually have a good reason to ticket you, and is trying to get you to waive your 5th Amendment rights and incriminate yourself. If you make a guess, that’s a confession of guilt.

But there’s another trap, that I’ve heard of but haven’t yet experienced. It’s “do you know how fast you were going?” With that one, they’re hoping you’ll say no, because then they can name whatever speed they want – you just said you didn’t know how fast you were going, if you deny the speed they name then you’re lying to them.

themightytej

Oh, I’ve had that one. Go with “yes.” Don’t give them a number, just say “Yes.” Then they still have to offer a number and you can deny it without contradicting yourself. They could just ask you, at that point, but that’s suspiciously similar to saying they don’t know, and they tend to avoid doing that.

fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20

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