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Got some Grade A Senshi propaganda right he- OH GOD OH NO
Senshi... I'm so sorry oh my god I dont know what happened or where that water bucket came from jesus christ all mighty
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yuna noticing things that frustrate shane from the tags on his shirt to certain pairs of socks to whenever he’s given certain foods in a bowl. yuna saying, “I have an idea,” before the tears fall or something gets thrown and explaining cutting off the tags or suggesting they flip the socks inside out or grabbing the plate with sections. yuna saying, “I have an idea,” and working with shane to figure out what’s not working, what’s difficult, what can be done, creating a plan. that when shane’s older and sometimes it’s frustration with himself or anxiety, it’s “I have an idea” and yuna and shane are on the ice at 1AM. it’s “I have an idea” and david comes home to a spreadsheet with pivot table ranking college choices based on distance, hockey team, and costs. it’s “I have an idea” and all the curtains are closed, all the lights are off, and yuna is forcing herself to sit as still as possible as shane is curled up in bed rocking himself because shane can’t tell yuna’s what’s wrong and doesn’t want to be touched but it’s too much and he doesn’t want to be alone.
that when ilya calls shane but can’t find the right words in english of course shane says “I have an idea” and listens to ilya speak russian even though he can’t understand because it’s not about him understanding, but ilya feeling better—even just a little bit. that when it seems residing somewhere else permanently, citizenship, is important to ilya and shane doesn’t want him to marry svetlana and it sounds like ilya doesn’t want to marry her either, of course shane thinks of a plan and says “I have an idea” so early in the morning it’s still night and maybe some of it is selfish, there’s so much shane wants with ilya—forever, if he’ll let him—but shane also just wants what ilya wants. and he’ll do anything to make sure ilya knows he doesn’t have to do it alone.
sorry I’m headcanoning a universe where #Yuna is an even more avid snake person, her and Shane bond over it and so everything is the same as the HR timeline except during the parent meet up after the cottage and Shane is explaining things to his parents by the door Ilya jumps a foot in the fucking air because SHANE WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A SEVEN FOOT SNAKE ON YOUR PARENTS COUCH WHAT THE FUCK and Shane is like oh that’s just Alfredo she likes the feeling of the couch on her belly
and Ilya has to make a choice if he’s going to marry into a clearly INSANE family (Yuna has like 13 ongoing habitats)
retribution for ilya calling them all boring for so long lmao
also all of the Hollander pasta snakes want nothing more than to climb on Ilya, who is so tall and warm and squishy. He considers that perhaps the only thing worse than a giant snake that hates you is a giant snake that likes you
the snakes are collectively referred to as "the pasta," which is for sure not confusing at all and didn't take ilya two times of interacting with them to understand that saying yes to, "are you cool with the pasta?" did not mean yummy dinner.
it meant. snakes. coming out. and existing around him. so much around him.
shane just has spaghetti, but yuna has alfredo, ragu, and pesto.
alfredo, ragu, and pesto LOVE ilya.
ilya wishes. they did not.
ilya trying to make smalltalk and also distracted himself from the way ragu REALLY seems interested in trying to climb inside his sweater with him: david, no snakes for you?
david, having a lovely time doing this puzzle: no, none for me. i don't mind them, but snakes are just yuna's thing.
ilya, thanking a god he hasn't spoken to in years that at least there are not more snakes he doesn't know about inside this house with him: oh, that's-
david: no, for me it's just my lizards.
ilya:
all of david's lizards are named after desserts (so between the pasta and the sweeties, they have a balanced diet in their household), so rn he has cheesecake, timbit, bingsu, butter tart, mochi, and red velvet cupcake (junior, rip red velvet cupcake the first, gone but not forgotten)
yuna and david met at a reptile expo in college and used to joke about yuna being pregnant with a frog baby when shane got kicky in there, so shane's cutesy pet name when he was a kid was kermit
(shane lives in fear of the day ilya finds out about this because he knows it will be the only thing ilya calls him until the day he dies)
Concept:
Ilya does love seeing old photos of Shane. Fat Baby Shane™ in all his forms, toddler Shane in his little hockey gear, Shane in elementary school with a big missing-teeth smile, Shane blowing out the candles on his 10th birthday, Shane holding up his brand new driver's license at 16. The list goes on.
One day Yuna finds an old disposable camera. The expiration date on it says 2009. She tells Shane about it; it might have some old photos from his graduation on it or something. She'd gotten a digital camera around that time so she can't remember what she used this one for. Shane is pretty indifferent about it.
Yuna sends the camera off to some company that still develops old camera film. It's about 15 years old at this point, though, so whatever is on it might not even develop correctly.
A few weeks later Shane and Ilya are over for dinner. Yuna tells them she got the photos back and they actually turned out ok. She hands over the stack of 10 photos. Shane rolls his eyes, but Ilya grabs the photos and starts flipping through them. The first two look like they are from some school event; there's Shane surrounded by similarly aged kids in an auditorium. There's one of the three of them on Thanksgiving that year and another of the three of them with Yuna's parents at the same dinner. Two of David asleep on the couch with the family dog clearly taken on different days. One of a Christmas tree in the Hollander's living room. The next two are Shane on the ice in a rink that Ilya recognizes as the one in Regina. The one from their first World Juniors Tournament.
And Ilya freezes. The last photo in the stack is a close-up of Shane. He's in a white hoodie with a black coat over it. He has on a dark green beanie and he's standing next to the door to the rink. He's smiling for the camera and his freckles are crinkled near his eyes. It's the Shane that so awkwardly and so confidently introduced himself to Ilya the first time they met. The Shane that had tried so hard to talk to Ilya then. The Shane that Ilya could admit to himself now that he'd had a bit of a crush on already. His Shane.
His Shane was getting blurry as tears filled his eyes.
favorite hollanov kisses 29/??
FIC: Proper Among Saints
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blah blah blah ilya and shane fucking bare and shane just mumbling "i love you" because he's lost all sense of the english and quebecois dictionary pls walk with me here
Shane and Ilya are fucking - duh - and like Ilya has Shane's legs up around his shoulders and Ilya's in this push up position where he's able to hold Shane's hands and he's just PLOWING into him. And we all know that Shane gets all breathy and his eyes get all fluttery and his cheeks are red because he's panting so hard. And Ilya's fucking him so good, keeps saying like "Love how you feel around me, kotik" "you take it like such a champion" "my good boy" and shane is just doin his lil ah ah ahs because it feels so fucking good and he can't think of any words so he just blurts out "i love you." And he says it in this cute little breathy whisper and when Ilya doesnt respond right away he says it again. Ilya, of course, starts fucking into him harder and he's panting and making that one face where its taking everything in him not to make noise and finally he's like "say it again." So shane complies and is like "fuck, i love you. I love you so much, Ilya." And Ilya who is so greedy to hear those words just says "again" and he's jackrabbiting his hips and he's grasping Shane's hands like he's going to die if he lets go and Shane just has his eyes closed and his head back and his chest heaving and is crying out "i love you. God, i love you, ilya. Fuck fuck fuck im gonna cum, i love you so much." And when he finally cums, of course untouched because Ilya's dick is that magical to him, he's like whining and his head is thrashing around and hes just sayinf "iloveyouiloveyouiloveyou ilya i love you." And Ilya cums maybe harder than he ever has, his face scrunching and he's pulling Shane's hips up and into his soooooo hard and he's pulsing in Shane's hole and he can feel cum leak out with every tiny thrust he manages to force himself to keep going. And Ilya is like "mmmmmShanefuckiloveyou" and shane is all breathy still and this big smile on his face and his eyes are closed and he whispers "say it again" and so ilya does and shane says "say it in russian" and when ilya says "ya tebya lyublyu" he can feel Shane's hole clenching around him like the strongest vice in the world and Shane just lets out a lil "mmmmm" because he's all warm and fuzzy and he just feels so floaty and so good and so in love and he loves that ilya loves him. And this is all to say that theyve been married for like years at this point and this is like a multi weekly occurrence. Its just so sexy to them that they're in love and that they can say it.
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baby Shane
Would love a rec list where Shane’s parents, friends, etc realize how good Ilya is for Shane.
Btw love your rec lists. You are doing the lords work and I thank you for it!!!
I wasn't entirely sure how to search for fics under this trope, BUT I tried my best!! Hope you enjoy.
Good for Each Other
🏒 Metros realize that Shane and Ilya are endgame | 1.0k
After a loss for the metros against Ottowa they end up in the same bar and basically the voyageurs see how much they fucked it up and how much Shane and Ilya love each other
🏒 Solnyshko | 1.3k
When Ilya's crashout playlist about Shane gets leaked on Twitter, the internet gets once again a taste of loverboy Ilya Rozanov.
🏒 Lover, You Should Have Come Over | 1.5k
Ilya gets exposed as a loverboy via Spotify Wrapped
🏒 I Do It For You | 3.0k
jj and hayden visit shane at the cottage & jj realises there’s more to rozanov than he ever knew
🏒 World's Worst Ally | 3.4k
Hayden is just trying to be a good ally. He accidentally commits a hate crime instead
🏒 With A Little Help From My Friends | 4.3k
5 times Hayden defends Ilya behind his back, +1 time he defends Ilya in front of him
🏒 Hayden Pike's Worst Ever Friday Night | 4.6k
Shane decides Hayden and JJ should come for dinner to meet Rozanov "for real". Hayden is not looking forward to it.
🏒 a load of lies | 5.7k
BREAKING: Local man gets pavlov'd by the KonMari method, more at 11.
🏒 The Lily Chronicles | 6.5k
twitter users get invested in uncovering the mystery behind a cryptic account. it seems to most that Lily, the original poster, is a hopeless, angst stricken lovergirl, struggling to make do with her feelings. what people don't realize is this: "Lily" is not a girl. She's a 6'3 Hockey Legend, and her real name is Ilya Rozanov.
🏒 Outside Observations | 6.5k
Various observations through the years as people realize just what Shane and Ilya mean together in a world where they weren't publicly outted by Brad
🏒 Slipping Through My Fingers All the Time | 8.2k
3 times Yuna is surprised by Ilya Rozanov and one time she isn't anymore
🏒 What They’ll See They Can’t Understand | 11.3k
five times the world got a glimpse of how much Shane and Ilya love each other and one time they kept it to themselves
🏒 while the world watches | 11.6k
5 times outsiders realized Shane and Ilya loved each other, and the 1 time that they helped Shane and Ilya realize they were loved, too.
🏒 Glimpses of Domesticity | 12.1k
Shane and Ilya being domestic and in love in public, as seen through the eyes of the internet and their friends, a social media, 5+1 Fic.
🏒 Hopelessly Devoted | 12.6k
5 times the centaurs see how completely Ilya Rozanov loves Shane Hollander and 1 time they love each other in private.
🏒 call me honey (if you want) | 13.0k
5 times that people realize that Ilya is in love, and 1 time that Shane does
🏒 you know i think about you all the time (my deep misunderstanding of your life) | 14.4k
Hayden finds himself unlearning everything he thought he knew about Ilya Rozanov
🏒 All Around You, All The Time | 52.8k
ilya’s first year in ottawa looks a little different than originally planned, maybe sort of because he ends up spending it recovering a broken leg in his boyfriend’s apartment, but probably mostly because he meets jackie pike
🏒 Competitive Analysis Series
Yuna prides herself on agile thinking but she needs more information to understand how to manage Shane’s new situation. Dinner at Shane’s cottage gives her a chance to observe him and learn more about Ilya.
If you have any suggestions, feel free to add (:
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alternate metros jersey shane 🙂↕️
Best viewed from top to bottom boy to truly enjoy their rhythm method
These moments brought to you by the delightful @handsywoman-ep2 whose brightened gifs let us actually see Shane’s face when he
ilya definitely naively thought fucking shane was just going to be a fun time, an easy notch on his belt maybe. the chance to take the golden boy's anal virginity you know. but you can literally see him recalculating everything in real time when it's actually happening because Mr Guy Who Fucks has never felt like this while fucking someone before and shane makes such generous sounds and takes it so well and he's kissing ilya all over his face and staring into his eyes the whole time and ilya's giving into it too now and fuck oh fuck is shane coming untouched?? oh fuck he's a fucking miracle he's a fucking godsend and then UH OH now Mr Guy Who Fucks needs to fuck THIS SPECIFIC GUY forever
Another sweatsuit Ilya because thinking about this while high last night made me laugh
