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I love how 1 star book reviews are either like a whole analysis of the book and how the plot is bad and the characters are unrealistic and how the author is problematic etc or just "this book sucked lol"

catchymemes

themaskismyface

My show is being rebooted. We have better executives now.

heedra

unsung benefit i think a lot of ppl are sleeping on with using the public library is that i think its a great replacement for the dopamine hit some ppl get from online shopping. it kind of fills that niche of reserving something that you then get to anticipate the arrival of and enjoy when it arrives, but without like, the waste and the money.

nonimaginaryfriend

bonus it ALSO fills that dopamine hit of in-person shopping. “oh I didn’t go in looking for this but hmm, I’m tempted… I can’t resist… oh ho ho I have made some irresponsible decisions at the library today [carrying my stack of ten random books]” and then it doesn’t even matter if you don’t like them because a) free b) you’re gonna give them back anyway

grumpy-cardigan

Librarian here! Please please please please PLEASE do this! We don’t have any way to know if you read them, and we don’t care! We’re happy to see those books go out because that helps our stats. And that affects how much money we can get.

So grab that silly paperback romance, and maybe this new YA fantasy, oh and check for the new movies too! And don’t forget to check Libby and hoopla for music and ebooks and e-audio.

bookaddict24-7

"Perhaps they were right putting love into books. Perhaps it could not live anywhere else."

― William Faulkner

rawrda

This is your daily reminder to not be ashamed of making your life easy for yourself.

Cut your food into small pieces, make the font size 30 on your e book, use straws to drink, get a pen that’s comfortable to hold, take more naps, walk slowly, eat another cookie, buy velcro shoes, re-watch the part you couldn’t understand the first time, write things on your hands so you don’t forget it… whatever you want and/or need

Don’t let anyone tell you how you should be doing things. We don’t need to prove each other anything

triplemoonascension

sagihairius

no phone i did not “miss a call” i watched it ring the whole time

endbittersweet

a friend of mine tried to sell his soul on ebay and the starter price was $10 and people were bidding on it but before anything happened ebay took it down and sent him an email explaining that if he was selling a soul that didn’t actually exist then it was against their policy and if he was selling a real soul then that is a human body part and it is also against their policy

arawol

tag by @ilthit

mothndust

o-r-k-i-d-e-deactivated20210105

knightofleo

Kestrel-dad not sure how to dad but he’s trying his best.

knightofleo

spideysickfics

saltwaffle

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

jetru

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

domicileensnared

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

frostyemma

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

raimagnolia

No, no, no

remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

janekfan

god those were lawless times.

the-apocryphal-one

normal-horoscopes

Its weird for me to think that dolphins existed at the same time as queens and knights and shit like that. I feel like dolphins were invented in the 80s by crystal shops to sell porcelain statues to divorced women

gojosattoru

❤ KYO AND TOHRU | SWEET LOVING CUTIES ❤

↳ Happy Birthday my wonderful love Amina! @rubydragon16 ❤ ❤ ❤~

btsficfinds

🚨 IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

After some deliberation, the admins have decided it’s time for the blog to retire.

Due to various reasons (there have been several instances in which people have not respected the admins or the blog rules, running the blog is fairly time consuming, etc.), we have come to the conclusion that this is the best course of action for us.

We know a lot of people may still come to us for assistance, so we’ve come up with a solution.

The blog will be undergoing major changes starting NEXT month (as of August 1st):

-the admins will no longer be assisting with fic finding. finding fics will be entirely reliant on the community. this also means that admins will no longer reach out for confirmation, nor will we be reblogging fics.

-anonymous asks will be turned back on.

-any asks sent in will be posted as they are and will not be revisited for adjustments (this includes past asks).

-the tag system, list of deactivated/moved writers, and master spreadsheet will no longer be updated. asks will not be tagged.

The admins will be active for the rest of July. Any asks sent in during this month will be answered normally. Thank you for your support during these past 2 years!

- admin dawn, renae, and rumu