sorry sunshine it doesn't exist

are you living in the real world? ... she/her feel free to message me if you need someone to talk to !!

[biscuitsarenice]

Actress, Miriam Margolyes: When you know your worth, you know your worth.

[auroranibley]

She is beautiful and I love her.

[paper-backstab]

the smell of Home Depot is cathartic

[paper-backstab]

fairies live in the lights & chandeliers section, gnomes live in the outdoor gardening department

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

Stop romanticizing home depot

[paper-backstab]

pixies live in the paint aisle. fuck you

[terriamon]

if its called final fantasy why are th

[terriamon]

why are ther

[terriamon]

wh

[terriamon]

15

[maybethistimemegz]

[yekkes]

Jeff Goldblum is like if your uncle were a manic Pixie dream girl

[tonyaharding1991]

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

salvador dali that wild son of a gun he loved Bendy clocks

[loosesealbluths]

[thevampireconnoisseur]

Nobody said it was easy It’s such a shame for us to part Nobody said it was easy No one ever said it would be this hard

Oh, take me back to the start 

[kazoo-goddess]

Visit Original Link

YEEHAW

Requested by @marassagirl. @portaltwo, hope you don’t mind!

[freyacrescentshangover-deactiva]

Cry me a fucking river

[sonnyslimjim]

It’s a good day to remember that I had a triceratops plushie for the majority of my childhood named Horny and my parents did nothing

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every computer needs a “cleaning keyboard” mode where the keys would be inactive while you wipe them down

[somethingfangirly]

why not just clean it while the computer is shut down?

[wackd-archive]

while the computer is what now

[trilllizard666]

[sejient]

this is the most unsettling episode of cutthroat kitchen i have ever seen

[scromit]

[reducedlunch]

this video is so funny it transcends laughter i dont even feel like im alive after watching this

[boyfriendmachine]

not to be fake deep but mamma mia.. here i go again.. my my.. how can i resist ya….. mamma mia, does it show again.. my my, just how much ive missed ya.. yes, ive been brokenhearted………… blue since the day we parted.. why why did I ever let u go……. mamma mia.. now I really know.. my my, i could never let u go…………..