FIGHT FOR THE USERS

Jack, XXII, UK   ///   Ace*. He/Him. Always happy to tag my shitposting.

[manfuckyopride]

Ich schleiban austa be clair es kumpent üske monstère Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen fräulein uske-be clair

[fightfortheuser]

Has Born This Way become nostalgized now?

[cvntyeonjun]

when ur hanging out in ur apartment u’ve got some candles lit ur feeling good u’ve had 8 glasses of wine then down in the street u hear two beautiful boys skateboarding or doing flips or something so u invite them up and they say where’s the bed and they ask if they can sit on the bed and u tell them sure but the sheets are expensive japanese linen and they tell u they’re not even soft:

[toinfinityandbeyonce-deactivate]

RECLAIMING MY TIME 

[brownnesscrew]

This is so important. 

[blvckhermione]

I was just inspired by 1 woman with 5 flawless angles and 7 different accents!!

Heart:Blessed Edges: Snatched Life: Received

[bechnokid]

For those who are wondering, this wonderful woman’s name is Sherrie Silvers and her YouTube channel can be found here!

[ldly]

hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry - classes

[headednorth]

[lesbianshepard]

back in freshman year of high school we had this teacher who was really fucking annoying and HATED cell phones with a fucking passion. at the beginning of the school year he had us sign this goddamned “contract” that we wouldn’t have it in class or he would confiscate it.

so this annoying douchebag kid was on his phone and the teacher went “you have to give it to me now you signed the contract” and the kid didn’t even look up and said “contracts signed by a minor are not legally binding” and continued to text. and i hated that kid but…..dare i say iconic

anyway he got detention for it but i just found out he got into law school this year

[thevideogameartarchive]

[sonichedgeblog]

The sketchy renditions of Sonic, Tails and Knuckles from the Sonic 3 manual.

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[keithsweatshop]

[adhdheather]

to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes

five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there’s 5280 feet in a mile

[inoffizielles-deutschland]

To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember “1000” because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn’t invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.

[demilypyro]

Sometimes… things

[demilypyro]

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

the void is so kind … we are all just yelling at her n she just sits n listens …

[here-there-be-lesbians]

Reblog to thank the void

[birdonahotdog]

contrary to social media developers’ beliefs i have literally never once wanted to see posts in anything other than chronological order

[frecklespng]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[notsafef0rtwerk]

Excuse me, 911, i just witnessed a murder

[nvclearbomb]

Oh my god. Why did they have to go in like that

[pepsicolateen]

[betterthankanyebitch]