I Will Never Be a Cartographer

yes hello 911 i have been edward snowed in

[distortiondevil]

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[fightmeinthepurplerain-deactiva]

I’m very sleepy but I had to do a quick doodle of why I personally think McCree doesn’t have a Halloween skin. 

[bijonse]

marvel and DC are both flops let’s talk about the incredibles

[strangerthingsedits]

You’re gonna take out the demogorgon with a slingshot? First of all, it’s a wrist rocket. (Requested by undyingsuns)

[iheartnewt]

Would you rather: be lost in the Maze or the Scorch?

[greggaraki]

hilary duff invented feminism in the year 2003 when two of her #exposed paolo valisari for trying to ruin isabella parigi’s music career in front of hundreds of people and then supported each other through the iconic performance of What Dreams Are Made Of

[himborc]

i rly cant say enough good things about the courier

[mercurialhigh-deactivated202010]

She’s either an idiot in love, or she’s being conned. Which amount to pretty much the same thing.

[thehauntedmansion2003]

me: *watches one episode of The X Files*

me: 

[katiebishop]

i’m a synth, synthetic man, i got built, i got old, i got tossed. then i opened up that little agency in diamond city and turns out people have plenty of problems to solve

[byebyesandwich]

Save ME/ J-Hope

[xxpissdrinkerxx]

[homoidioticus]

@fragilefox @fragilefox

[kremlin]

my favorite part of flying home to texas is when the pilot yells YEEEEE HAWWWW WE’RE IN TEXAS NOW BOYS and fires his revolvers into the roof of the cockpit. 

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[heathens-and-kings]

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of blistering wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my skull and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

[heathens-and-kings]

As this has hit 10k, I will now chronicle a few of my favorite responses.

[megidolan]

he can wear sleeves he just needs to try harder

[bienenkiste]