Fi

23. he/they. god stays in heaven bc he lives in fear of what he created: ME. Person interesting enough to justify gangstalking.

[augieboogie-deactivated20171016]

Lol when a 14 year old tries to tell off a 39 year old, gotta laugh.

Let’s just say meeting a real life Anti is an experience.

[nosferatu4ever]

Did you… Did you meet an anti in real life? Tell me more! Tell me more *Singing from Grease erupts*

[augieboogie-deactivated20171016]

So I’m in the toilets at the market I work at washing my hands minding my own business, and I notice this young girl at the taps looking me up and down scowling. Note I’m wearing my hair in three buns and have a Kylo tee on. So I’m like

“Is there a problem?”

And she just says

“Are you a fucking Reylo?”

And I’m like

“Geez, what gave it away?” Because I have zero chill when it comes to smart arse teens and she starts going off her nut at me, screaming, literally screaming all the usual

Reylo is abusive, racist blah blah blah. Now she’s so loud her mum comes running in from outside to see what’s going on.

I just turned around and said

“I don’t know who you think you are but how dare you talk to me or anyone like that.”

Her mum just hit the roof at her, telling her off in front of about ten other market workers for her yelling, swearing, having the nerve to yell at an adult she doesn’t know like that…

And then he Mum finished with the classic line…

“What did you think was going to happen with Kylo and Rey?! Of course that’s what’s going on!”

So she not only embarrassed herself, she got in major trouble and found out her Mum ships Reylo…

It was a great start to the day.

[lostodosblancos]

FUCKING LEGENDARY

I CAN’T EVEN BREATHE

[dr4wn-to-y0u]

IM CRYING OMG HAHAHAHHAHA

[augieboogie-deactivated20171016]

Her Mum just bought me a Nutella Banana crepe for breakfast to apologise!

[thesovereignempress-deactivated]

I take it back, this is the most amazing thread I’ve ever seen.

[peacesmovingcabaret]

Oh my God!!!! That is the most glorious Reylo BAMF!!! moments ever!!!! And I just love the irony!!! A bratty, rude little teen anti completely put in her place by her Reylo mother. 

[thatjedirey]

This is the best thing

[knights-of-ben-solo]

I need to reblog this again because it clears my skin and waters my crops bless you

[theknightsjedi]

Best. Thing. Ever.

[shwtlee4reylo]

This has to be the most relevant reylo post of all time. It’s the most horrific real life representation of our Internet experience of being a Reylo for the last 2 years!

[augieboogie-deactivated20171016]

I have to admit I’m a little worried as her Mum not long ago brought her back to apologise again…an hour after the market closed. Now the first time yeah, she should have gotten told off…but I’m kinda feeling like her Mum hasn’t dropped it all day. I just told her Mum it’s done and dusted and was a bit of a joke and to drop it…hopefully I’ll see her next weekend and check she’s ok. I mean there’s telling your kid off and…this :(

[narrativenjoyer]

this post gave me depression and fibromyalgia

[jasonptodd]

im kin w this post

[11thsense]

This post suicide baited me

[cephalophor]

This post killed my entire family

[gaytaurus]

Anyone in this thread smoke weed? Hit my line I’m tryna smoke some dope

[cheaphalloweencostume]

39

[sissy-butch]

Do you really think people would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Is it more humiliating to be like this when you’re almost 40, or that so many people read this and thought ‘yeah this is a real thing that really happened in the real world’.

[kylohateblog]

imagine being 40 and wearing a kylo shirt + rey cosplay hair to work, running an nsfw star wars blog, and making up fake stories to gain sympathy because you ship a 19 year old girl with her rat-faced homicidal evil cousin

[skelesass]

quick sketch

[blossomedsloth]

No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

[geitonas]

Show cancelled.

[kosmogrl]

[kumboochies]

[securityunit-ese]

I said I would come back to cubicles after finishing the series and re-reading all systems red sooooo here's my take on repair cubicles v2

that is a fridge at the end of the security ready room and that is where the secunit goes

For this essay I provide the following evidence:

Notes from CTRL-F the books:

cold/no temperature control

“cozy”

plastic "bed"

storage case near it

a door that slides closed

a door that seals once closed

resupply leads and repair leads are separate leads

contains leaking fluids

must be climbed into and out of

secunit lies in the cubicle when watching media

cubicles have an acrid odour

cubicles makes a constant humming noise

no padding in cubicles

cubicles DONT have a platform (table??) like ART's medsystem does

cubicles can be used to transport secunits instead of a transport box

described as "big smooth white boxes"

they can be locked but if power shuts off they can be manually opened from the inside but this breaks the door

they have external emergency data storage displays for if a repair shuts down or has errors

you can't see if a closed and shutdown cubicle contains a secunit until you open them

a human private rest cubicle reminds secunit of a transport box but NOT a repair cubicle.

a dark supply locker reminds secunit of a cubicle. THAT IS A FRIDGE

that's a fridge that's a fridge! that is. a fridge.

personal thoughts and wondering:

wouldn’t look like a bed because we don’t want people thinking secunits might be people.

climbed into/out of the cubicle - it is not platform height so there must be an edge or wall...

Possibly make it so a shutdown secunit is more accessible by technicians? lean over to work on them so can't be too deep .

so there's the resupply port and repair port but surely there are more for all the other fluids and stuff .. stored underneath the “bed” of the cubicle? would raise the secunit up a little for technician access.

I think the company would make them as small as possible to save on space because they’re cheap like that and that's why they're cold but "cozy".

don’t like what I’ve seen of repairs on the trailer but idk if that’s just repairs or meant to be the cubicle - just so open and on display while I got impressions it’s more dark and cozy (but cold).

should prob put a this way up on them so when they’re used for transport the secunits don’t end up rattled around upside down

[the-muppet-joker]

Hey gang for those of you waiting for my return just letting you know that running the muppet joker account has put a very real strain on my real life marriage and I have decided to step away from the blog for the foreseeable future.

I have been talking to her and everone else in my personal life "in character" as the muppet joker so that my blog would be as true to life as possible. I have been wearing Joker makeup around the house, which at first she found funny, but now she can't even look at me. I started compulsively fantasizing about the muppets and it's ruining our sex life. I accidentally called her Kermit in the bedroom and she made me sleep on the couch for a week.

Our son turned one year old this year on July 5th, on the day of Dashcon 2. My wife begged and pleaded with me to stay home and celebrate his birthday, but I was stupid and selfish and had become completely taken over by the muppet joker persona at that point. I went. I returned home to an ultimatum. Its my family, or it's the muppet joker. I chose my family.

Sorry tumblr. I have failed you. I have failed my wife. I have failed my son. I have to go now, to be with them, and to watch my child grow up.

Goodbye, Homosapiens

[jerks-deactivated20200603]

dude what if we 😳 i fucking killed you?

[strange-aeons]

@the-muppet-joker

[the-muppet-joker]

IN YOUR DREAMS YOU TUBER!

[chaossmith2]

"... You're what??"

[sandmandaddy69]

[chellings]

[dambiex]

[artoatsblog]

Batman and Kermit the frog switch places, that's it that's the prompt.

[the-muppet-joker]

That's such a fun prompt, what if instead of drawing "BatJokes," Kermit the Frog was drawn in an intimate manner with the Joker ? Ha ha! Someone should do it . Please

[aberrantologist]

Nyctosaurus, a same-sex couple, lingering on top of a floating corpse. Very romantic.

[pocketss]

widehead

[rat-kingster]

New fear unlocked:

I go to dashcon 2 to meet the muppet joker and he's actually british

[the-muppet-joker]

I will appear in whatever form scares you the most

[meteorherd]

this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔

[hypersensationalism]

date her mom ?

[glupbleepo]

date her mom

[falleneighth]

date her mom

[meridia-nunda]

Return my beacon to Mount Kilkreath

[mentallyillmindmeld]

Had a dream that Jerma said faggot on stream and everyone referred to him as “Slurma” afterward to sort of shame him

[nicolegendary]

weird to think we're all on here interacting with australians. any given user on ur dash could be an australian, if you think about it

[batshit-auspol]

It could be any one of us.