Lol when a 14 year old tries to tell off a 39 year old, gotta laugh.
Let’s just say meeting a real life Anti is an experience.
Did you… Did you meet an anti in real life? Tell me more! Tell me more *Singing from Grease erupts*
So I’m in the toilets at the market I work at washing my hands minding my own business, and I notice this young girl at the taps looking me up and down scowling. Note I’m wearing my hair in three buns and have a Kylo tee on. So I’m like
“Is there a problem?”
And she just says
“Are you a fucking Reylo?”
And I’m like
“Geez, what gave it away?” Because I have zero chill when it comes to smart arse teens and she starts going off her nut at me, screaming, literally screaming all the usual
Reylo is abusive, racist blah blah blah. Now she’s so loud her mum comes running in from outside to see what’s going on.
I just turned around and said
“I don’t know who you think you are but how dare you talk to me or anyone like that.”
Her mum just hit the roof at her, telling her off in front of about ten other market workers for her yelling, swearing, having the nerve to yell at an adult she doesn’t know like that…
And then he Mum finished with the classic line…
“What did you think was going to happen with Kylo and Rey?! Of course that’s what’s going on!”
So she not only embarrassed herself, she got in major trouble and found out her Mum ships Reylo…
It was a great start to the day.
FUCKING LEGENDARY
I CAN’T EVEN BREATHE
IM CRYING OMG HAHAHAHHAHA
Her Mum just bought me a Nutella Banana crepe for breakfast to apologise!
I take it back, this is the most amazing thread I’ve ever seen.
Oh my God!!!! That is the most glorious Reylo BAMF!!! moments ever!!!! And I just love the irony!!! A bratty, rude little teen anti completely put in her place by her Reylo mother.
This is the best thing
I need to reblog this again because it clears my skin and waters my crops bless you
Best. Thing. Ever.
This has to be the most relevant reylo post of all time. It’s the most horrific real life representation of our Internet experience of being a Reylo for the last 2 years!
I have to admit I’m a little worried as her Mum not long ago brought her back to apologise again…an hour after the market closed. Now the first time yeah, she should have gotten told off…but I’m kinda feeling like her Mum hasn’t dropped it all day. I just told her Mum it’s done and dusted and was a bit of a joke and to drop it…hopefully I’ll see her next weekend and check she’s ok. I mean there’s telling your kid off and…this :(
this post gave me depression and fibromyalgia
im kin w this post
This post suicide baited me
This post killed my entire family
Anyone in this thread smoke weed? Hit my line I’m tryna smoke some dope
Do you really think people would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
Is it more humiliating to be like this when you’re almost 40, or that so many people read this and thought ‘yeah this is a real thing that really happened in the real world’.
imagine being 40 and wearing a kylo shirt + rey cosplay hair to work, running an nsfw star wars blog, and making up fake stories to gain sympathy because you ship a 19 year old girl with her rat-faced homicidal evil cousin



























