Fionafog

[just-shower-thoughts]

New Jersey doesn’t allow drivers to fill their own gas tanks but allows them to plug in their EVs.

[offroadkantapon]

→ kinn & porsche / of all the things i’ve ever wanted to be, being yours was top of my list

kinnporsche ep 1 / bianca sparacino / kinnporsche ep 5 / richard siken - litany in which certain things are crossed out / ocean vuong - nothing / kinnporsche ep 6 / billy-ray belcourt - a history of my brief body / neil hilborn / kinnporsche ep 14 / madeline miller - the song of achilles / j.r.r. tolkien - the lord of the rings / kinnporsche ep 11 / madeline miller - the song of achilles / kinnporsche ep 10 / unknown / philip pullman - the amber spyglass / kinnporsche ep 13 / hj hard / kinnporsche ep 14 / william shakespeare - as you like it / kinnporsche ep 14 / madeline miller - the song of achilles

[uservik]

1.07   ||   1.13

[thoodleoo]

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

[mando-lore]

Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Zeus explaining why he can’t keep it in his pants

[miceprincess]

Hermes explaining why he gotta go fast

[memesandmylife]

dionysus explaining why he’s Like That

[femur-theif]

All of these are so accurate it hurts

[glass-trash-bab]

@nicadenic

[lesbian-velma-rights]

Also Hermes, God of messengers

[confusedwitch-deactivated202412]

And Eris, Goddess of discord and chaos

[fraciel]

life has been a major härdelli lately don't you think

[lonelyvomit]

anyway I'm here to deliver you the Niko Content(tm) that he shared on insta but due to being in finnish doesn't vibe check yall until someone (me) makes sure it reaches yall with a translation

Embarrassing Questions ft. Niko/Blind Channel

Gogi: I demand fast answers, Niko

Niko: mhm

Gogi: have you ever taken a sexy photo of yourself?

Niko: I have

Gogi: what kind of sexy photo?

Niko: a naked one

Gogi: where did the naked photo end up?

Niko: went to Elias Kaskinen (the other guest in the show that day)

Gogi: do you pee in the shower?

Niko: no, I've tried it but it wasn't my thing

Gogi: I pee every time

Gogi: what in your fridge is usually expired?

Niko: it's really... onions

Gogi: always?

Niko: yep. word

Gogi: have you ever had hemorrhoids?

Niko: no I haven't

Gogi: check. hey, thanks a lot

Niko: no problem, see ya

Gogi: see ya

[lonelyvomit]

[264571956-deactivated20210621]

on childhood friendship: (1) / (2) / (3, 4) night in the woods (2017) / (5) / (6) / (7)  p.s. i still love you, jenny han

[majesticduxk-deactivated2018121]

So last week I tried moaning every time I ate something delicious.

It was vaguely uncomfortable and unnatural

[soupernabturel]

I actually love the idea of doing this trying out fanfic/literary cliche’s out in real life, kinda wanna make up a list and undertake it as a challenge.

[whitmerule]

don’t forget to make your butthole flutter today

[hazeldomain]

Guess someone’s eye color from 20 feet away.

[prairiedust]

Be careful with these. I started reading fanfiction three years ago and now I have to toe my shoes off to get my feet out.

[hazeldomain]

But do you pad across rooms? 

[prairiedust]

Yes but I often give away my position when I huff.

[mittensmorgul]

FYI, I’m smirking at all y’all.

[k-vichan]

I’m resisting the urge to card my fingers through everybody’s hair.

[dorkaelskunkworks]

This is as good a time as any to admit that right now I smell like coffee, sandalwood soap, and something uniquely myself.

[authorjcalamy]

I hate this post so much I clenched my fists and looked away, muscles bunching in my jaw. 

[bettsfic]

i’m so glad to see i’m not alone, i let out a breath i didn’t know i was holding

[sleepingreader]

I’m grinning widely at this

[defydamage]

I chuckled lightly upon reading this post.

[crollalanzaa]

I’m humming appreciatively.

[chubbychoco]

this post is calling me out personally and every single one of you, with all the love in my heart, can shut the fuck up

[badscienceshenanigans-deactivat]

wow this post is

[whispelanix]

Welcome to Australia...

Where an already endangered species is on the brink of functional extinction...

Oh, and 500 million animals unique to this country have already lost their lives, upon homes that have been destoryed and lives lost of people as well...

I mean... we're only living in a literal inferno...

415 fires. Fuck are we dying...

Oh yeah and people are just fleeing to the damn ocean, you know?

Do you want to know what Hell on Earth looks like..?

Because there it is in all it's unfiltered, firey rage...

There it is... my home from space...

This is only the beginning. Our country has not only entered a new decade, it seems a new dawning era as well, because this flaming apocalypse doesn't show any sign of stopping any time soon.

And you know what saddens me? I've never seen Australian tragedies trending here on this website. I mean it's been going on for months and only now does it seem to really be getting recognized, even if it is only at #9.

And I'm going to be honest with you here - the internet, and media in general is so American centric, this website being no exception. You'd think that an entire continent being on fire for several months with devastating consequences would have more recognition, but no, it really doesn't. The most notes I've ever seen on a post about the Australian fires is at least a few thousand, and that's about it.

So just... please. If you can, with this post or any other post in regards to the fires going on down here, reblog. Because the only thing that should be spreading like wildfire, is a post about a burning country...

[oocmuumit]

[homunculus-argument]

en osaa parhaiten hyödyntää tämän meemipotentiaalia

[siveydensipuli]

[ruttotohtori]

[vainvaihe]

things got a little heated in the gc today

[gallusrostromegalus]

International Differences that turn into screaming matches of misdirected fury is one of my favorite genres of humor

[tybalt-you-saucy-boi]

Can we talk about how raw of a quote “When I kill God, I’ll make a law in the universe that makes every being put carrots on their sandwiches. … And you? You will eat sandwiches every day.” is

[averagefairy]

working full time is terrible why do we just accept that having 8 days off a month is normal and okay........ being alive could be cool but we waste it at our JOBS.... sorry i’m just heated about capitalism again i’ll be fine

[fbdbsgdg]

8 days....never thought about it like that 😓

[revere-irreverence]

This seems really whiny to me. Like, I agree with you, work sucks, but our ancestors didn’t get to browse tumblr at their desks or have the option to gleefully spend their ENTIRE WEEKENDS horizontal on the couch stuffing their faces/watching tv/playing video games/wacking off.  They didn’t have weekends. They just slaved away as fucking peasants from dawn to dusk until they died in childbirth or got the consumption.

I am perfectly happy working 8 hrs a day because I don’t have to:

grow my own food

find my own clean water

heat my house

shit in the woods

[nubiana-americana-deactivated20]

[aggressivelycalm]

Hi, I study social and cultural anthropology. Humans working 40+ hours a week is 100% an industrial revolution thing and was not normal in the early stages of our existence. In fact, hunter and gatherer societies that still exist to this day spend about 15-20 hours a week TOPS working. The rest is dedicated to sitting around and telling stories and jokes, dancing, singing, eating, sleeping, fucking and so forth. Read a damn book.

[balkanche]

Recently my grandfather has been telling me a lot about his childhood in an average peasant family in the 1940s. The summers were hard and filled with work every single day, but from the end of harvest season until late spring there was no work to be done other than cooking and snowshoveling. His mother would sing songs and do embroidery, while his father would ask him to teach him to read and to give him massages.

[youmaysurviveus]

Y'all. This is a fucking global emergency.

Some quick facts:

The Amazon rainforest is responsible for 20% of the world’s oxygen.

It’s home to numerous species of wildlife.

It is referred to as the lungs of the Earth.

And it’s been burning for weeks, and no one is talking about it.

What is happening right now is an emergency that should be concerning all of us. The air we breath is at stake. This isn’t exaggerating. Our lungs are destroyed as we speak and we are only just finding out.

This is our future. Are you upset about Spiderman? Same. Were you sad over Notre Dame? Same. But this is so much more important.

SPEAK UP. GET THIS KNOWN. Even if you can’t do anything else, at least raise awareness to put some pressure out there on those who can do something. OUR HOME IS AT STAKE. The skies in Sao Paolo turned black. We are losing our most valued rainforest. WE CANNOT JUST SIT BACK.

[pohdiskelijakonna]

Suomalaiset tumblraajat

Oletteko miettineet, kuinka paljon meitä on yhteensä? Olen pitkään halunnut tietää kyseisen lukumäärän, ihan mielenkiinnosta (olen aika tiedonhaluinen ihminen, heh).

Selvitetäänkö yhdessä, kuinka paljon meitä on (jos siis sinua/teitäkin kiinnostaisi tietää)? Jokainen suomalainen tumblraaja jos vaikkapa reblogaa tämän, auttaa kyseissä hommassa.

Kiitos!

[mustikkajuna]

Meit onki siis jotai 2000

Luulin et jotai pari sataa

[solounarosa]

We weren’t in love but the betrayal stings so sweet that I forget sometimes.

solounarosa

[beardedchrisevans]