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TED LASSO — 2.12: Inverting the Pyramid of Success

[misty-quigleys-glasses]

"Emergency Shelter" | Widow's Bay 1x09

[fireflies-inajar]

The problem with applying and interviewing so many places at once is that I have 2 really solid choices

- the preschool I can walk to, with tons of room for growth (and raises) (and great benefits) (had a great interview)

- a kinder class at a really good school nearby (would still have to bus) (possibly same issues as my school re: enrollment size, teacher retention/benefits) (scheduling a zoom interview next week)

Like. I will do the preschool, but I also kinda wanna hear abt this other school? Like if (when) I get the preschool offer, I’ll let them know I took another position. And if I happen to not get preschool, I have another option lined up

Like, I’ll hear back from preschool before we schedule the zoom call, that’ll be either tues or fri, and since I haven’t heard from preschool today, I’ll hear from them Monday. And I’ll cancel wednesdays interview bc like the more I look at that daycare, the less I wanna be there (they have livestream cameras in the classrooms??? Ngl that would’ve been nice a couple times last yr lmao but no thx)

[fireflies-inajar]

Been obsessively refreshing my email all day waiting to get an offer from yesterday

Pleeeeeaaaasssseeeee I need this joooooooob

and I really want to send the I quit email I have queued up to my directors, it will be sent the second I send in a signed contract but I can’t send it yet bc I need to sign a contract somewhere first

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[casuallyodd]

Both of these tags are right. I love when a cat will just put up with your silly human games. They love you and know you love them and are just happy with you.

[scarletjohansson]

HAPPY PRIDE! 🌈 WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS | S4E05

[reginasphalanges]

DERRY GIRLS  1.01

[hinoneko]

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

[fireflies-inajar]

So totally rocked that interview

Still gonna do the school call tomorrow, but I really think I’m gonna take this job

We talked for an hour and I got a tour and papers on their benefits like. I will be so shocked if I don’t get it

[fireflies-inajar]

Drafting a resignation email to my school now lmao that will be sent immediately after signing an offer

It’s not even a resignation?? I don’t have a signed contract for this fall?? They’re just assuming I’m staying and like I don’t owe them anything until they have that signed paper, that they haven’t even written for me yet

[fireflies-inajar]

Lmao my current school just sent over a contract for next yr

0 raise

Zero. Nil. Niks. Nada.

Last year it was just fucking 1% but like fucking come on COLA is 3%

NOTHING and right now that’s basically lowering pay with how much everything is going up

[fireflies-inajar]

So totally rocked that interview

Still gonna do the school call tomorrow, but I really think I’m gonna take this job

We talked for an hour and I got a tour and papers on their benefits like. I will be so shocked if I don’t get it

[fireflies-inajar]

Drafting a resignation email to my school now lmao that will be sent immediately after signing an offer

It’s not even a resignation?? I don’t have a signed contract for this fall?? They’re just assuming I’m staying and like I don’t owe them anything until they have that signed paper, that they haven’t even written for me yet

[fireflies-inajar]

So totally rocked that interview

Still gonna do the school call tomorrow, but I really think I’m gonna take this job

We talked for an hour and I got a tour and papers on their benefits like. I will be so shocked if I don’t get it

[o-kurwa]

[niftyandinterestingstuff]

That’s going to be expensive!

[what-username-where]

Me: oh damn that's a lot of roof, you're right that'll be really expensive

Me at the end of the video: *jaw drops* OHHHHHH NOOOOO NOW I GET IT

[fireflies-inajar]

One job interview yesterday. One tomorrow (the one I really want). An initial phone call Friday. Another interview next Wednesday.

Yesterday should let me know by Friday. Tomorrows will also hopefully be quick (both hiring for immediate, but I can’t start til July). I think tomorrow and friday are my top two? Even tho yesterdays I wouldn’t have to bus, friday’s I would but only one bus and like 10 mins.

Friday would be good bc it’s a prek/kinder opening at a really good school (and the smallest place I’m interviewing). Tomorrows I just really want bc it’s across the street, free gym membership, and I’ve worked camp there before (there are 3 ppl in the camp office I’ve worked for like they literally just have to call over and I have 3 references on site lmao).

[bees-with-swords]

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

[hearnoweevil]

Last year I finally had an excuse to illustrate this simple little Tumblr story I've had bookmarked forever for class.

I hope you like it :]

[partywithponies]

I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol

[partywithponies]

"Queer doesn't actually tell me anything" who says I wanted to tell you anything. Who even are you.

[livethrushit]

[yenvengerberg]

"Who does Natalie have? Other than Travis, which we both know was a fucking train wreck, who does she really have? No one. And now she has less. We wouldn't be here if it wasn't for her. So I do what I can. Not just for her, for me."

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[holyfunnyhistoryherring]

Transcript: Yesterday my cousin said that my rooster wasn't a real rooster. He said he's a Walmart rooster. *chicken noises* Does this not look like a real rooster to you? *chicken makes a sound again* Sure, he's small, but he has feelings.

[faeblesmith]

important context this person looks and sounds like they’re gonna cry

[lastoneout]

Also important to note that the rooster appears to be roughly the size of a large pigeon.

[lastoneout]

The pigeon people have informed me he is the size of a normal pigeon, or perhaps even a small pigeon. Fucking rip.

[certifiedchickenposts]

certified rooster post