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[fireflies-inajar]

Hey anon, thank you 💛 that did help

[anik]

i love this guy

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[frogndtoad]

that night, frog and toad were both happy

[gnocchioli]

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

[fireflies-inajar]

As I’m looking more into going back to Amsterdam, I’m prob gonna stay at a hostel, either a private room or like a 4bed female room. Shared rooms are cheaper

And then I realized that I’m 30 and still have to sleep w my emotional support puppy plushie

And I cannot show up to a shared hostel room at 31 with an emotional support puppy plushie bc like yeah that’s more chance to lose her but also I’ll be 31 and I cannot sleep without a plushie

Which is fine at home! And on family trips! But a shared room w strangers?? Like yes if it comes to it I could make do w/o her for a week but she always travels with me and I could just leave her in my bag but the whole point of bringing it is the emotional support sleep plushie

[jeremyjohnirons]

tangled gave us so much, but mostly it gave us the beautiful and intense love of a horse and the man he is chasing in order to imprison

[roach-works]

i personally believe that maximus was the former captain of the guard who was cursed into horse form pretty recently, and everyone’s having trouble adjusting to it.

like, he’s entitled to sick leave, he really ought to take a couple months to break the curse and come to terms with whatever the fuck just happened to him, but instead of embarking on a journey of self-discovery and healing he just keeps showing up to work. no one can get captain maximus to go on his fucking voyage of self actualization and fix the curse because he’s obsessed with catching flinn ryder. everyone really fucking hopes that when he finally catches this guy the curse might be broken anyway, but it isn’t.

he just keeps showing up to work. he glares at the stablehands until they saddle him up. everyone’s gone over the regulations a dozen times but there’s nothing there saying you’re not allowed to saddle and ride the captain of the guard if he makes you do it. his former second in command rides him around like ‘sir i really don’t know about this’ and he’s just like ‘are we going to catch some criminals or what.’

you can see in the movie that everyone in the royal guard defers to this horse. it’s absolutely because that’s their boss. and secondarily because now he’s two thousand pounds of percheron.

there is no evidence against this theory and you cannot prove me wrong.

[ekjohnston]

This is pretty much the only fanon idea I have ever decided to hold personally true. I love it. It is the best.

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[mushroom-soup-is-my-religion]

[louferrignojrofficial]

jade + the cat shirt

[sgt-dignam]

i will slow them down long enough for you to get out. jade, please don't do this. your children deserve to go home.

FROM | 4.10 - If A Tree Falls In The Forest

[southernsolarpunk-deactivated20]

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[chicorystreetcoffee]

[fireflies-inajar]

Spied my name on the super secret next-years-teacher-pairs board 👀👀

[dwight-schrutes]

invented love

[i-dont-even-effing-know-anymore]

[eraserheadadult]

when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late

[eraserheadadult]

our house was in the middle of nowhere surrounded by woods so when i decided i didnt want to wear dresses anymore if we were going to some event & my parents insisted i had to wear a dress i would just go hide in the woods. was so committed i almost made us miss a flight once bc my mom packed a dress in my suitcase

i only promised to stop doing this if my parents got me formal boys clothes to wear which eventually they did. i don't feel bad about resorting to violence bc i asked politely and they said no. proud of 10 yr old me for evil annoying lesbian behavior

[the-prophesied-disco-gay]

5th grade was the last time I wore a dress for school pictures. When my parents attempted to force the issue for 6th grade, I climbed onto our roof and pulled the ladder up after me. My dad borrowed the neighbors ladder. As soon as it touched the roof I pulled it up too. By the time I had 3 ladders they were willing to negotiate, and 2 hours late for work.

[max1461]

[ostensible-adult]

[Image ID: a tumblr tag reading "problems that can be avoided if you simply treat your child as a human being with the right to make decisions on what they wear". End ID]

[whitefireprincess]

Ouizi Mural, Chicago | Jenny Lam 

[soracities]

think it's a deep consolation to know that spiders dream, that monkeys tease predators, that dolphins have accents, that lions can be scared silly by a lone mongoose, that otters hold hands, and ants bury their dead. that there isn't their life and our life. nor your life and my life. that it's just one teetering and endless thread and all of us, all of us, are entangled w it as deep as entanglement goes. v neat i think.

[winslowat3am]

Fidèle, the most photographed window dog in Belgium 🐾