AnasAbdin
Mike Driver
Cosimo Galluzzi
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JVL
Discoholic 🪩
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Kaledo Art
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Three Goblin Art
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RMH
PR's Tumblrdome
Keni
Not today Justin
Origami Around
dirt enthusiast
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@fireptarmigan
Obviously I love the bf to pieces but sleeping can truly be some trials and tribulations sometimes because he's the type of person who moves in his sleep + is difficult to wake up and this manifests in various random dangers to my person
Can't believe I forgot these two classics
new updated comms sheet! it's been like two years since i updated the art on it so here's a new and improved one :3
Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.
This person wrote a manifesto I ain’t reading all that but this is literally the type of behavior im talking about the idea hobbies all cost money is so removed from reality if you have the time to pick up your phone and write 7 paragraphs on how im victimizing you with my offhanded post you have the time to watch a movie on YouTube with your very same phone instead come on now. How is you freaking out on the internet helping any of these issues
things that dont cost money: hiking, walking, birdwatching, identifying plants, drawing (you have a pen, reading (library), collecting rocks, dancing, singing.... etc wtc etc
if you cant find a hobby you can afford, thats a you problem. and if youre posting online, you have a device to do that, get some free games, trawl wikipedia, study something. stop picking fights online and do something else.
Memento Mori
"Nobody is coming to save you" WRONG! I am running late. I DO NOT have a HORSE!
i miss my ex bestfriend & everyone else that i have ever loved but don't want any of them back either
what the fuck man
I do not "render." I do not "shade." I do not "paint," I do not "detail" and i do not draw "Backgrounds." I draw BLAND CHARACTERS standing in WHITE VOIDS And if it doesn't look good i GIVE UP.
'A Centaur playing with his Son' by Otto Bache, (1839 - 1927).
‘The Centaur Playing With Her Child’ by Otto Soltau (1885-1915)
@letsblogwithmama
let's play with mama and papa
girlie that's not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived
AND YOUR PONYTAIL IS TOO TIGHT
me when i recommend something to someone and they end up not liking it
"In the same way that your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don't, then it doesn't." -- Brennan Lee Mulligan, D20, Fantasy High
who up dinking they oiter
you fucking know it babeyyyyyyy!!!!!!! #dinkers
black mackerel tortoiseshell tabby (torbie) with moderate white spotting
what about the other cat?
“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore
shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply
"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.
anyway more addittions
“30-50 wild hogs” for someone making ABSURD excuses for violence.
“what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” for how do you know that without being a part of it.
“anyone in this thread smoke weed” for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum
“dogs are boys and cats are girls” for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh
“color theory in a childrens hospital” for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird
“you are a tar pit” for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.
“is the __ in the room with us right now?” for I Don’t Think That’s Real.
“bean soup? im allergic to beans!” for ik this doesn’t work for you, but that’s not a flaw. not everything can be for you.
“people irl: hey man hows it going” for this will Never Matter irl
bringing this one out of the comments cause. yeah.
evil Winnie the Pooh: I could go for a few smackerels of blood right now
i think i’m going to pass out from how funny this reply is
