we live in a society *20 minute guitar solo*

i'm maku i uhhhhhh they/him maybe

[fishwlthnoeyes]

Help

[swordbymyside]

[julia1x5-deactivated20250903]

I refuse to let this be lost in the tags

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[orchidvioletindigo]

[IDs: the first image is a photo of a sword stuck into a garbage bag in a heap of trash.

The second image is a screenshot of a tag from @/rox-and-prose that says, "whoever manages to pull this sword becomes king of new jersey."

The third image is an XKCD comic showing a stick figure pulling a sword out of a stone. A voice from above tells the person, "The throne of New Jersey is yours." The person pulls out their phone and looks up the Wikipedia page for New Jersey. They read it for a moment, and then start trying to put the sword back in the stone. /End IDs.]

[godwolf15]

[1percentcharge]

Getting stuck in a Groundhog Day scenario would fix me

[rednines]

We’re in one called Samsara

[ambrosiadreamer]

i think about this tweet literally every single day

[ostolero]

Visit Original Link

edit: the audio is from tiffany grant’s VO demo reel on her website

[olyoil2-deactivated20250812]

People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

[jetix]

I got this as a kid and and beat the shit out of it until it popped and my mom decided to get me another one for some reason and i beat the shit out of it until it popped

[bgm05]

[runby2]

i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste

[thedeliaishere]

Heartbreaking: girl has to get out of bed

[the-real-kafka]

Of course she does! Doesn't she worry about being late to work?!

The only thing able to worsen her situation would be being a Gigant bug!

[thedeliaishere]

Franz you'll never fucking believe what just happened to me

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

gonna go start bar fights so I can get a cool facial scar 

[sheepdippedmax]

This one time we filled a glass forty bottle with gasoline and threw it in the bon fire. It exploded into my face and now I have three not so cool scars on my face

And two broken teeth

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

what did you expect to happen 

[sheepdippedmax]

The Lord to protect me

[femsband-archive]

[veronicasantangelo]

[nest-deactivated20181209]

TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.

at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking  tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..

[lee-the-eel]

“i could fix him” “i could make him worse” well DONT im trying to study him and your tampering would completely throw off my results

[should-be-sleeping]

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

[should-be-sleeping]

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

[justprettygay]

[should-be-sleeping]

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.