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23 ❤️‍🔥he/it❤️‍🔥 easily amused local enjoyer of cheeseburgers, canines, and rum

[brilliantpines]

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

[brilliantpines]

is anybody out there

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]

[ilywtf]

>settings

>world settings

>set to "your oyster"

[nyancrimew]

y'all remember this game? just pure goonbait it's crazy i was allowed to play it at all bro 😭

[msmaev]

Once you know all the logic tricks to play minesweeper, you end up in a state of exercised mastery. The goal is not to solve individuals puzzles but to tease out more and more from her while denying her every chance to explode, every chance to deny you your total dominance over her.

In short, mastery over minesweeper is mastery over edging the program.

[masterspider5]

We have GOT to get regular porn back on this website.

[nyancrimew]

what do you think this is

[ruinedchildhood]

[gondorrevealparty]

baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them

[jadeharleyinc]

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

[punkitt-is-here]

[the-frog-blog]

“What if I derp?”

Oh my child, but what if you me gusta?

[calebwittebane]

ok everyone time to start laying eggs

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[calebwittebane]

time to start laying eggs, frightening ghoul

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[the-frightening-ghoul-jr]

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[calebwittebane]

this is how blogging can have a huge impact on the lives of people and ghouls

[ash-rigby]

"women are always like—"

"men are always like—"

shut up shut up shut up shut up shutupshutupshutupsHUT UP 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄 gender essentialism-hating herd of cows running you over

[ash-rigby]

sorry I’m not leaving this in the tags

[fulltransmetalgenderist]

my fellow trans people: all of the answers are in the river. you just need to go to the river and everything will make sense. a lake or ocean are fine substitutions. find the water and go to it. bring your friends. go alone. have a beer.

[pealingpetals]

this really spoke to me, as a trans hippie shut-in.

find the water and go to it. 👍

[aroacexuemeng]

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

[doggirlhen]

reblog heavy

[jame7t]

Waiter? For me, your yummiest slices of meats & cheeses. For the lady one yucky berry

[cryptotheism]

Berry Sized Cackling Evil Witch: you always know what to get me

[sdktrs12]

Pluribus Season One (2025— )

[pseudomantis]

tried to step on a bug and it parried me and broke my ankle

[sexchangedotcom]

youre saying this radio gave you head ?

[fresh-and-fruit-y]

[nyemnyems]

[calamitydaze]

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you rationally understand the cause

[the-introducer]

Harrykim + spider animatic wip

[theweirdwideweb]

“Parachute Day II” by Chelsea Corinne